Wednesday, 14 January 2015

FROM: IFEMELU's (CHIMAMANDA) *The Small Redemtions of Lagos.

lion
From THISDAY, September 17 2014:
“Rivers State Governor, Hon. Chibuike Amaechi, has dismissed the comments by the state former Commissioner of Police, Mr. Joseph Mbu, who while apparently referring to Amaechi, described himself as a lion who tamed the governor in Port Harcourt.
‘How can a man who has no strength of character to be himself, to be a man and stand up to a woman, a man who willingly submits himself to serve as the puppet of a woman call himself a lion? How ironic! Mbu, no lion behaves like that! You are a disgrace and shame to the Nigerian Police Force.’”
This is like two little boys fighting in the playground. It is beyond juvenile. We all know the Governor is referring here to Aunty Patience. But maybe the lion-like way of accusing another of not being a lion is to eschew forthrightness, otherwise known as ikpo okwu afa.
Best solution is don’t fight in the playground. But if you must fight: Governor, please try and insult Police Commissioner without showing this kind of ugly misogyny.
Would it have been better if Police Commissioner had ‘served as the puppet of a man?’ We hope not. Even though you seem to be suggesting that.
The point should be that he ‘served as a puppet.’ It should be irrelevant whether or not he served as the puppet of a man or a woman.
Here is some news: women are in fact as fully human as men. Oh and you are men, not lions.

FROM: IFEMELU's (CHIMAMANDA) *The Small Redemtions of Lagos.

In May, we heard about the soldiers in Borno who shot at a car carrying their commanding officer. The commanding officer was not hurt. The soldiers were angry. Apparently because their (poorly-armed?) colleagues had been ambushed and killed on a road known to be Boko Haram territory.
But it was probably about much more than that single incident.
Their anger must have come from a sense of helplessness, of being poorly-led.
We often hear about soldiers not being paid their allowances, not being fed well, not having the arms and equipment they need, while fighting a guerilla war for which they are physically and mentally ill-equipped. And in territory that is vast and uneven, desert and forest.
Now twelve of them have been sentenced to death.
It feels wrong. It feels immoral.
Mutiny is to rebel or revolt against authority. To refuse to obey orders. It is a serious crime, but mutiny also assumes that the soldiers have been given fair orders.
If a General asks a group of soldiers to turn their guns to their chests and shoot, and they refuse, would that be considered mutiny? No, because it isn’t a fair order.
These men who have been sentenced to death represent the average Nigerian soldier who is fighting Boko Haram, dying, not being acknowledged.
It isn’t merely their orders that are unfair, their very condition of service is unfair.
They should not be killed. It achieves nothing. It will not act as a deterrent either, because if the circumstances remain the same, another group of soldiers will act from a sense of enraged helplessness. The solution is to improve soldier welfare. Give them what they need. Don’t send them to fight battles if they are not properly equipped.
The Army must do its own part, before it can demand so much of its soldiers.


Monday, 12 January 2015

Elections in the time of love.

   We are drawing closer and closer to the day of reckoning. February 14. Jonathan is my political enemy but I will give him and his INEC one thing: they chose the date wisely.
Valentine’s Day is a metaphor for the elections. After he chose this date I stopped doubting like people are now, that he indeed has a PhD. Only a man with that kind of intellect could have come up with this loaded date. Ok agreed his PhD is in the study of animals and not humans, but you have to agree that this PhD is perfect for the kind of people who surround the villa these days. Knowledge of human behavior or other sciences are useless in dealing with them. On Valentine’s Day Nigerians will express their love through the ballot for a candidate of their choice. And if Nigerians are as wise as I know they are, they will obviously choose me. Because I care.
    I see people these days asking General Buhari to produce his secondary school certificate. That indeed is what the law says. In fact I have just sent a copy of mine through DHL to INEC. I hope it reaches there safely. While I agree that Buhari should produce his certificate and stop asking the army to help him, I just want to say that asking Buhari to prove he finished secondary school is like asking a pregnant woman who already has three children that she has ever been touched by a man.
  Even as we draw closer to the season of love and elections, I am willing to say good things about Jonathan. While people around him and around Buhari keep looking for ways to undermine and discover scandals and lies about each other, I am the only candidate keeping positive. I noticed one great thing about Jonathan. In a recent speech at a rally he changed his mind about the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta. His own boys. At a time when you think Jonathan will be relying on his tribal militants, he disowned their leader in public. In 2010 he publicly denied that MEND had anything to do with the October 1 bombings in Abuja. He said that people were trying to give MEND a bad name. Criminals. But then, thanks to the South Africans, I think he saw the light. And in 2015, he realized that indeed Henry Okah of MEND was behind the bombings, which he now claims were designed especially for him. MEND wanted to assassinate him. Some people sent them but he didn’t say who. Do you know what it means, for a person in power – the leader of the most populous black nation on earth with the largest economy in Africa – to admit wrong judgment? In public? He could have let it go thinking Nigerians would have forgotten about those 2010 bombings. But he didn’t. God bless South Africa for opening his eyes. And God bless Jonathan for letting his eyes be opened. Because you can show a man truth. But you cannot force him to see it.
   I hear that a certain priest, Father Mbiaka, gave a sermon against Jonathan that went viral. Someone saw the DVD in traffic and sent it to me. I could have just watched it online for free but I think the DVD is better. In that sermon Father Mbiaka claimed that since Goodluck Jonathan assumed office all we have been experiencing was bad luck. At first I was excited, thinking maybe, that was good for my own campaigns, but then sometimes they say that when your neighbours beard is on fire you start to wet your own beard. Just in case. Today it is Jonathan. Tomorrow it may be me. I researched it and it seems like he was angry about his hustle now enabling him to reach Aso Rock and so was lashing out. It is his hustle that has bad luck. I avoid people with bad luck. It is contagious.
   Speaking of love I heard that a daughter of President Jonathan recently got married. I was quite upset. He may be my political opponent but for now he is my president. He cannot be springing surprises like that. This is like being in a relationship with someone for five years, thinking you knew everything about them and then suddenly hearing that they have a grown up daughter about to get married. As part of transparency and accountability, Nigerians deserve to have a comprehensive list of all his children, especially the ones of marriageable age. Nigerians deserve a level playing field when it comes to loving his children. I am still single. Nothing stops him from sending me a text to ask if I am interested. That we are opponents doesn’t mean we can’t fall in love with each others relatives.
Dear Jonathan, if you are listening, kindly be mature and produce a list of you adult children. It is the least you can do. God bless.

 Written by Elnathan John ecceneljo@yahoo.com (daily trust)

Sunday, 11 January 2015

Why Should iEven vote for Buhari.

 Each time, ihear my self saying, *iSwear iGo vote Buhari for this election* especially when something bad happens to me, like the other day one stupid keke driver *wey God go soon punish* splashed mud water on my chinos trouser (thank god it wasn't white). iFind my self reacting to every pot hole, electricity abnormally, or any bad news as a problem the present and past administrations in the Nigerian presidency had failed to fix. One time somebody wrote something like *we blame Jonathan for erry thing that happens to us, even for the hole in our pants*. Buh then again why shouldn't we? Buhari, as a military president or *what ever he was* had two years, before he was ousted, so he can be excused for doing little or nothing. *hope u don't think so too* Let's jus say we are liberal enough to excuse him. A liberal mind that GEJ doesn't posses, iHeard him accusing GMB of doing absolutely nothing in his two years of ruling Nigeria, as if calling a pot like himself black, wasn't ridiculous enough,he further went ahead to make his point by quoting the speech IBB gave after the coup, justify overthrowing GBM the illegal but legal military way, something that sounds like, *u failed nigeria by not giving them what you promised them after ousting a democratically civilian government" hmmm sounds to me like GEJ and his campaign team are the only people naïve enough to believe that Army Generals don't start preping for the next coup immediately after the last, and taking that the newly coup-successful Genrals say on TV after ousting one of their own, with a *take it to the bank kind of assurance* is just mere stupidity... Okay back to business. However, GEJ on the other hand, has had six6, six good/verryverrry bad years., and he wants more... Okay let's look at the bigger picture if we gee him more , that will be 10 abi? However some will say six years is too small to effect real change in a big country like Niaja, how about 16sixteen years? (Had a little problem believing that 1999 was sixteen years ago,lemme count again, dis time with my fingers to be sure*after counting*...okay am sure) SIXTEEN fucking years under PDP!!!! E neva doooo? E neva do them to implement the one million point agenda wey dem get for Nigeria? 1999 - 2015. Do u knw that. In the year 2000, iWas in primary two, we used live in Lawancing, Surulere, with one of my aunt(before we moved to Okoko dat same year) and iused to school @Okoko, iAnd my big brother. From surulere to okoko then, would cost us just 30naira(coz we lappedy... Okay lemme come down to ur level... From mile2 to okoko then was just 10naira!!!!!!!!!! 10naira!!!!!!! Nkiti. Eh??? 10naira. Chai!!! Now, Mile2 to Okoko, can be 200naira at rush hours and 150 normal time. Hmmmm,There is God ooo.
     I'd love to say more, but if iTalk, more then I'll be supporting someone person.... Buh then again my job is to observe abi, and this is what I've observed... Nigeria is getting worse, we are moving down... Not like we hadn't any progress over the years ooo, u've had. Buh it seems to me like our country is on auto-pilot, nobody is really taking control of things and forcing or swaying things to get better... The kind of leaders we have or we've had, are not really leaders... Jus caretakers, who take glory for the good they really did not effect and disown the vice they really did nothing to prevent. Trust me, if we had no president, our economy would still be the same, probably better because we won't be paying all those pot belled politicians abi?... The president thing is more now of a psychological gap filler *that's what ithink*... Na wa ooo... But then again, y shuld iVote for Buhari... How sure am iThat he's will be different from what we have now? Words of his oral-cavity is not all that is needed to convince US of a better tomorrow, than now.. As a Lagosian, that has seen first hand the *wonderment* of BaBa-Fash(BRF) aka, Fashola, would have no problem voting for him as president, having seen what he did to igbo-elerin road in Okoko, where iStay in Lag, if he had being elected as the flag bearer of APC. Buh then again, it's not a very hard choice to choose between what has not being working for you in the last 16years, and what u think might work for u! Or is it? U knw CHANGE is hard... Maybe we need that very convincing pat on the back and a stretch of hand in the right direction to make that choice.. Don't look at me for it... am as lost as u are. Let's hope to god for guidance and please not voting or sellin ur vote is not the solution at all. CiD #Election2015. I'm Chinyere Chukwuemeka Ugochukwu

Really! How BIG is sambisa?

 Is SAMBISA forest, 234times bigger than the whole of Nigeria? It seems so oo, incase u don't knw, e don dey go one year ooo. Why havn't iHeard any presidential aspirant say somethin like, #I'llBringBackYourGirls2015, (hmmmm, who am iFooling) shabi na two aspirants we get abi? Or. Even one sef, because the other person is in power o kwa ya? So if GMB really is president material, why haven't iheard him said #I'llBringBackYourGirls2015 and make americans wish they are eligible vote for him. Furthermore why isn't anybody asking any thing again? Are tried?.... Mmmmhhhhhmmm, Me I've got questions ooo plenty of them ni ooo ... Mostly about #ChibokGirls
 (1) How many girls were they really!? (cause am getting real confused)
 (3) And if they are still alive what are they still doing there in Sambia(rewind)
 (2) How many of those girls are still alive.
 (4) But wait oooo, were they really kidnapped?(Ooops that shuld be question number zero, sorry MrPresident let's continue)
(5) Have we made a move to rescue them? If yes, why ain't we being debriefed about situation on ground like we were during the Ebola administration (incase u didn't notice, Nigerians loved that *being debriefed type of thing oo* it made us feel important we should do it some other time... Maybe now)
 (6) Will those girls ever come back? (It's not compulsory, they comeback the same(OBJ take note), let dem jus come back abeg)
 (7) What will happen to the WAEC examinations they didn't take b4 they we're whisked away on a forced excursion to Samsiba resort (longest excursion ever). Will they pass?
 (8) Will they be given civil service jobs on their return as compensation? (Just asking the obvious) iKnow that's u GEJ style.
  (9) Na wa ooo, MrPresident why u neva answer any question na?
  (10)If you know deep down that u can't #BringBackOurGirls then why can't you just vote for someone that you think could, or do u think because u couldn't do it, nobody can?
 Vote Chinyere Chukwuemeka Ugochukwu ... #I'llBringBackYourGirls2015 if if it's the only ti ti ti thing iDo... #LoveNigeria #Votewisely #VoteNotFight chinyerechukwuemekaugochukwu47. CiD.

Being sincere isn't what both GMB and GEJ are really born to be.

  At first , iThought of *Lies they've both told us* as a good title, but I'd have to do a little research to remember them all(or not), because iWasn't alive during the period Genaral Muhammadu Buhari ruled nigeria. But what iCan remember my Dad say about the regime of GMB(whenever the topic is being raised) is, *the man ruled Nigeria with an iron fist, and that's what our country needs now, because of all the corruption errywhere". Hey, hey, hey, before you start having incorrect imaginations of the type of man/nigerian my dad is, lemme tell you that my dad is not the type of self righteous, uptight *am not giving that man any bribe* type of Nigerian man u read about of a character in any Chimamanda's novel. My Dad? He a correct Naija man, willing to gee any police man as much bribe as he can, to get his right/white lie, to where ever he wants it to get to, be it Alagbon or Panti. The system is spoilt and he's swayed with, it like many nigeriansm
 So taking what my Dad said about GBM being the iron fisted man for the job, knowing fully well that he(my Dad) was (or still is) a bit sympathetic to the GEJ cause, raises a few indifferent feelings in my stomach.
  Not too long ago, beautiful comments and statements unworthy of senior elder states men like GEJ and GMB were flying around, with credits to them. And it hurts me that one person can actually have the guts to accuse the other fellow of lying, something they both do without looking back. Just four years ago, when GEJ and GBM were at each other's throats (less tighter than now though) during campaigns. They both made different promises to Nigerians, (pls if u've had patience reading thisfar, pls continue. It gets better) not the type of promise we hear every day, about how they'll *transform* OKOKOMAIKO to Manhattan in four days and then scream *TRANSFORMATION* at the end of the well, or not so well rehearsed speech. No not that type of mainstream promise, buh this time it was something a little bit different, some thing more believable, some-promise easier keep, in dignity and respect of sincerity, GEJ made the promise of "if iGet elected iWon't run for second term" this was in 2011 oooo, and for reasons unknown to all, we hurriedly believed him, SHAM!, he's was as usual, a ploy to get elected abi, and GBM on the other hand made a promise too " I won't contest again if am not elected in 2011" hmmmmmmm, who he trying to deceive or scare into voting for him, it's unimaginable what these politicians would say to get voted sha! And they manage to get away with it, because we Nigerians take sincerity with a pinch of salt, or even less. The "Goodluck Ebele *Azikiwe* Jonathan" campaign name really worked sha, to sway tribalistic Ibos like my Dad to vote for him, "it's better ur, brother dan an aboki" my Dad once said, even if the president Is bad, it's better to have a bad president hu's ur broda abi?...however, What iKnw right now is iLove Nigeria, and iAv not really decided who to vote for, because one will never truly understand politics until they understand that, politicians are really not trying to solve our problems, they are only trying to solve their own problems - of which getting elected and re-elected are number One and number Two, and number three will be getting set up for life, number four might also be, still holding nigeria(or anything ruled they for 8years, be it AbiaState or my village) to a ransom after 8years in office... Then again what their third -(to)- one million(th) reason for vying for office might be, is definitely up for debate. But am certain of Reason 1 and 2reasons. Please do Vote wisely, VoteNotFight, #LoveNigeria. #NaWeGetAm. #Election2015 am Chinyere Chukwuemeka Ugochukwu. Thank you.

Friday, 9 January 2015

What About Homosexual-ism in Naija.

 Top of the morning to you, TGIF. Hey, did I promise to blog more often and seriously this year? Hmmm, hope iDo keep my promise, am just a really lazy cat sha. Now let's talk about homosexually in naija, before I say anything, iKnw tons of ppple will like to comment buh, it turns out to be almost impossible to comment if u don't av a goggle± account, something we trying very hard to rectify. The topic of LGBT in Nigeria has always had the ability to raise unsettle-able any where the matter is being discussed, errybody is one way or the other, forced to concur with the idea that the homosexuality of "any man born of a woman" is nothing buh demonic,for the fear of being labelled *Homo*, if u actually suggest otherwise.
 What iThink about Gays, are plenty. Buh iAv to be sincere, not until iRead Chimamanda's article about the so called 14years Anti-Gay bill passed, iToo used to think like, *alll the gays in Nigeria are irritating and should be killed*, truth is, they are kinda irritating sha, especially the idea of them finding my ass sexy than that of Toolz' or Omotola's, hello!???? (Some will say iitks their Life to like what ever) buh not when it involves my ass. iCan deal with a homosexual buddy, who doesn't seem to be a treat to my nyash space. Like iHave confessed b4, Chimamanda Adichie, as a writer, has a very strong hold on me. iRead her pieces and immediately see sense in what iThought was total BS, iKnw it sounds stupid, buh if she one day woke up and write about Jesus Christ being a mere fiction, iJust might believe, or then again... That will be what would break her strong literary hold over me. My point is, we are new to this *homo* business in Naija, why are we so eager to send them to a 14year honeymoon in Kirikiri, because of a truth, they really a going on honeymoon, where they'll find cute guyz like them to "stick it to"... Note that iDon't hate Gays, don't love them either, but what iHate is the fact that, they think they can walk upto a straight a nigga and lite up a gay fire, they shuld av something like a code of identity between dem selves... So dat dem go knw hu to chyke and hu not to chyke... Straight and Gay can live in peace as far as nobody is invading nobody's ass space.
  Finally, let the love flow, pls pple shuld realized that,some other pple were jus not born the way the rest of us were, thank goodness that my Homo-toaster no dey text me again, and for all the LGBT pple in the house, pls and pls, mind the way u walk up to straight pple, to chyke them. No matter how bleached ur LGTB face might be, it can't make me find a guyz ass sexy,(unless the guy looks like Toolz). iLove y*ll, buh iLike gals-gals (in YQ's voice). Let's be Less homophobic till we are totally non-homophobic...
   For pple hu will say am homophobic with this my write up... What can iSay, *hand on my chest* ipromise to be less homophobic on my next article about LGBT, and for those who didn't get what I've being saying since... Try again later... CiD.

What About Homosexual-ism in Naija.

 Top of the morning to you, TGIF. Hey, did I promise to blog more often and seriously this year? Hmmm, hope iDo keep my promise, am just a really lazy cat sha. Now let's talk about homosexually in naija, before I say anything, iKnw tons of ppple will like to comment buh, it turns out to be almost impossible to comment if u don't av a goggle± account, something we trying very hard to rectify. The topic of LGBT in Nigeria has always had the ability to raise unsettle-able any where the matter is being discussed, errybody is one way or the other, forced to concur with the idea that the homosexuality of "any man born of a woman" is nothing buh demonic,for the fear of being labelled *Homo*, if u actually suggest otherwise.
 What iThink about Gays, are plenty. Buh iAv to be sincere, not until iRead Chimamanda's article about the so called 14years Anti-Gay bill passed, iToo used to think like, *alll the gays in Nigeria are irritating and should be killed*, truth is, they are kinda irritating sha, especially the idea of them finding my ass sexy than that of Toolz' or Omotola's, hello!???? (Some will say iitks their Life to like what ever) buh not when it involves my ass. iCan deal with a homosexual buddy, who doesn't seem to be a treat to my nyash space. Like iHave confessed b4, Chimamanda Adichie, as a writer, has a very strong hold on me. iRead her pieces and immediately see sense in what iThought was total BS, iKnw it sounds stupid, buh if she one day woke up and write about Jesus Christ being a mere fiction, iJust might believe, or then again... That will be what would break her strong literary hold over me. My point is, we are new to this *homo* business in Naija, why are we so eager to send them to a 14year honeymoon in Kirikiri, because of a truth, they really a going on honeymoon, where they'll find cute guyz like them to "stick it to"... Note that iDon't hate Gays, don't love them either, but what iHate is the fact that, they think they can walk upto a straight a nigga and lite up a gay fire, they shuld av something like a code of identity between dem selves... So dat dem go knw hu to chyke and hu not to chyke... Straight and Gay can live in peace as far as nobody is invading nobody's ass space.
  Finally, let the love flow, pls pple shuld realized that,some other pple were jus not born the way the rest of us were, thank goodness that my Homo-toaster no dey text me again, and for all the LGBT pple in the house, pls and pls, mind the way u walk up to straight pple, to chyke them. No matter how bleached ur LGTB face might be, it can't make me find a guyz ass sexy,(unless the guy looks like Toolz). iLove y*ll, buh iLike gals-gals (in YQ's voice). Let's be Less homophobic till we are totally non-homophobic...
   For pple hu will say am homophobic with this my write up... What can iSay, *hand on my chest* ipromise to be less homophobic on my next article about LGBT, and for those who didn't get what I've being saying since... Try again later... CiD.

Wednesday, 7 January 2015

Ever being hit on by a Gay guy.

Today, makes it the fourth time, I'm being hit on by a guy... Itks totally ewww, imust confess, ikinda like the attention sha... The thought of me being hot enuf for someone to walk up to and say hi.. Is jus #awe. iforbid my self to even flirt harmlessly with this gay guy... Hw it all started sef... iWas busy buying my sef a wallet ooo, den the colour confused nigga came along to buy some tin too, like two polite nigerian strangers, a conversation was born out of nothing... And it lead to him grabbing my phone and squeezing my phone number out.. The normal *guy chyking a gal way* , immediately he walked away from me, his steps were ringing *am gay* *am gay* *am gay*... Then the chatting started. Presebtly am supposed to be in Nourisha,hanging out with a yellow(thanks to numerous creams) gay guy.... Hope this story doesn't end with an expanded ass hole... Buh the good side is this... #AmSexy... All my working out not in vain... *wink*    

Happy new year

 It's was a beautiful new year's day celebration, some where in the family. Compound of Ezi Ekpe-nta, Ndoro Oboro, Abia state... iHad the best new year's day celebration, ever! Thnaks to family and friends, pple iNever thought would play any part my 2015...
  After the holidays., which for me, ended on sunday... Which was my lil sis' 17th birthday (HBD maami,iLove u). Am back to my life in awka... And as usual filled with enormous dreams for the year 2015.. iDidn't blog, since 2014's xmas day .. For that am sorry... My village had network for only making calls... MTN no do us well. Buh Nepa, or is is EEDC did us well tru out our stay sha... And am grateful.
 Jus wanted to tell all of y*al that missed me, that, am back to the blogsphere... And this year on MrChinyere'sJournal will be magical...#StayWithMe. Happy New Year. CiD. #finally20

Friday, 26 December 2014

Have a LITTLE merry christmas.

Even if iFound myself at the end of the where MTN and all the networks in Nigeria had no reception, I'd still find away to wish u a merry LITTLE xmas, jus like Sam Smith sang. Hw has ur xmas being so far... Hope my long absence from the blogsphere didn't ruin ur xmas in any way! And if it did, am SO SO sorry, am here now... iWon't blame it on MTN for not having reception in my village, it's absolutely my fault... How can possibly be here in the Eastern part of Nigeria, having a fabulously wonderful Xmas, and forget to write for my people..m dats. Very irritating of me, hw could iPossibly av a BIG merry Xmas when u possibly not having a merry little christmas ur self... Hmmm, nawa for me oo. Well make una no vex jare... Buh iCan't promise "it won't happen again" lol.
  So hw has ur xmas being so far? iKnw for sure that my Lagos readers would av had a swell Christmas Eve night( watch night ) a lot of fireworks here and there.. Well iActually missed that sha, still do, because here, we don't watch the night for xmas, just the new year... For those that might be wondering where in Eastern Nigeria iCome from.. Am from Abia state,Ikuwano local goverment, Oboro, Ndoro... Ndoro(the baddest village in the whole of Umuahia) na here me gea mouth pass.. Me nor dey fear nothing for here. Iwota la?
  For those af my friends that still wanna join me here, there is room for u ooo, 28th-30th is the season one on the NDORO carnival... Abd it will be DOPE... Plus Ekpe festival coming up on the 15th of Jan, don't knw if I'll be able to stick around that long... Wwell na money kill am na. Finally, it is not to late to be grateful, God(what ever u believe in) has kept to see yet another Christmas... Give thanks, be grateful and happy to God in ur heart... It not too late to be grateful... Baba God thank you for life... #DecemberBorn.. iCiD30(iCame inDecember30) #merrychristmas. (This was typed on #Christmas morning.)

Sunday, 21 December 2014

All the Education, With out an Open mind equals what?.

Hey pple, u knw, yesterday iWas torn between writing bout "N" or "K"... Well "N" had her day yesterday.. Today is for "K"... Now this two letters, are the first letter in the names, "N***" and *K***ness*" am sorry for censoring the names, wouldn't want somebody to sue me for... something like Slander... Or defamation of character.... Come to think of it, a court case would make me popular oo, mtcheww, buh it's too much risk. Buh then again... These names can't sue shit. 
 Now about the two names, "N" is for the gal I'm in love with(wey no dey gee me face), if u read yesterday's post u'll knw more about it. And "K" is for the gal iCare the least about in the entire universe, someone iThought a hard lesson, and someone am about to use a pointer to teach u guyz now... Or complain to u guyz.. Which ever way u wanna see it. "The only thing iHate more than *being broke* is, people that form *holier than thou* and, *na we knw pass*" .Basically this kind of people are arrogant and disrespectful,self absorbed. in their day to day dealings of, *am on top of the freaking world , nobody can reach me*kind of attitudem buh if they came down from their high horses, they'll find out that, the reason why people can't reach them is because, the high road they're plying does not av reception, e nor gea network so the are basically in a world of their own...
 One thing you should knw about me is dat, am a #respect freak, ican't bear to swallow dis-respect from any Goddamn baddy, especially when ican help it. That's why ihardly mix with Rigidly pompous bigots like "K", some will would say, "you guyz were realating jus fine b4 the fracas on Whatsapp na!" Almost corrrect, buh she did not unleash the totality of her blank, hollow, mindedness, until that faithful sunday evening on whatsapp.... What really went down?...
  Somebody, a classmate, was inviting us(her fellow course mates) to her church(grail hope) for one of their service lectures sha... Something like, dat.. The friday, b4, she shared RSVP cards to almost erry body, except those like me dat didn't come to school dat day... She also used the Whatsapp forum for EnglishLanguage and Literature students to futher remind pple, about how she'll appreciate attendance from class mates and friends... It is true that her church, is not the evrry day type of Church, her church!!! Is some what unique, some thing like O.O.BU, Eckankar... U knw those type of churches that av peculiar believes, that will make one think, they we're Buddhists not Christians... However, a few open minded people, people with unquenchable thirst for knowledge, people with readiness to learn new and anew, no knowledge is overbearing type of ppke (like me... Believe it or not, av read some eckankar books, and even the quran..all for knowledge of "what is the other guy thinking,".)....mmm.m wetin idey talk sef.. Hope iDidn't looses u.. So some pple wanted to go, buh "K" took it upon herself to discourage them from attending, and further challenged "G" the grail hope member and class mate, why she would invite people to her un-godly gathering...hmmm, my People, their argument,was heated ooo, but not as heated as the one me and ("K") had, for respectful trail, to make a clear case for "G" and also, trying to lay to rest the heated argument. Now, You! be the judge(weda iDo bad, by try to do good), my exact words were " K, it's not for u to judge... If u don't wanna go, u don't av to discourage pple, that av the intention of know more" ... "U are in no position to judge" FINISH oooooo, Finish!!! HAI!... Come see trouble na... iNeva in my life, thought that those gentle words were capable of igniting such fire ooo.. her prompt response was "MrChinyere, I've always knwn that you had an inclination for evil... If u...". Can't really remamber the rest sha.. They were all BS.... Hmm,buh she insulted my person sha, that was the most important part. I immediately saw an opportunity in front of me, to teach "Kindness" a lesson she'll never forget...(Yeap ijus typed her full name... Make she do her worst...).(K, u can thank me later for making u popular, coz plemty pple go read bout ur gullibility) ... There and then a fierce War of Words started, something iReally am good at, something iwasn't craving for, buh couldn't turn down bcos my evening was already an epitome of boredom, so iReally gave her a run,,, ihave to admit... She knws how to fight with words sha..she fought dirty... She really touched some delicate places, however MrChinyere thought her a really good lesson, one she grabbed, iHope... 
  Humility, is not fetched from ur regular well, it comes freely to u when u tread with, respect for others.. And an open mind to all ... You will never know all, buh u'll will knw nothing if u think u above learning a little more... Ur CGPA is BS if ur mind is as rigid as Kindness', d next day, that her stupid FAT foolish friend that looks like a circus act, wan con, start round two with me... Sorry to say, I exusted all the wisdom ihad for fools, on her beloved mentor amd friend(Kindness).... My pple jus incase ilost u there... The moral in this story is, try as much as possible to av an open heart to each and erry thing, buh be wise in your choosing, after all, we really will not know the best religion until we die... For all iCare Christians might not be getting it right sef, coz just like Jesus, Buddha existed too,and did wonders, so jus because iChoose Jesus, does not make me wiser than the Buddhist. and keep in mind also, "That you can't knw all, if u decide u really don't wanna know a little more, then u don't knw at all.". Please don't fuck with me again!!! Inugo? *smiles* iLove u...X0X0... Education without an open mind = BS ... #decemberborn.

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

How do iKnow it's Love or Infatuation

Hmmmm, mushy topic right? You can say that again,iWas thinking today about what to write, and was torn between writing about "K" or about "N" buh, N won sha... Thanks to Chimamanda's Americanah! One thing about Chimamanda's writing is that, she always knows how to get to me, me particularly, she pulls me out of my shell and drops me in the shoes of who ever she wishes to drop me, iRespect her so much, especially as a writer, dats why she manages to make me to re-consider my firm-est of believes with her writings.
 I started reading #Americanah yesterday evening, suprisingly enough, Amanda has managed to quicken a question in my heart about, what LOVE, really is ... This question didn't start today ooo, it has long being in my heart, unanswered, until recently, an ex- (ex might mean a number of things oo) of mine, after leaving me and going back to her former boyfriend, gave me the exact answers. In her words, " true love never dies, what dies is infatuation" . Bang!!! The nail one the head, she was correct, she didn't only explain why she had to leave me for her Ex, she also told me why ineeded to find love,all in those words, coz what we had @the time was far from Love... Being friends was jus better.
 Buh then again, when iThought I've solved the puzzle of #Love in my heart, and, I've started brewing the not-so- lost affections for my Eternal Muse, then Chimamanda come enter my head with her book, and questioned what iThought to be love for "N". Let's talk a lil bout "n" and why ithink iLove her.. First of all, she's beautiful, and iDon't even take a liking to any gal, if she's not @ first pretty, and ihad a tin for her long time ago, something, ithought. Iwas over, until iHeard her voice again... Much after we had one big stupid fight.... iCall her "my eternal muse" bcos, right now, she's the only thing, the only subject, the only person that my creative fire can lite up for! This might not mean anything to u, jus reading it.... Buh iParticularly write poems, and my best poem so far, in my history as a poet, was about "N". Titled "My Eternal Muse". And ever since we were cut in communication, iHardly, or almost never, wrote a single piece, until she came back... I, now , never like b4, have being able to tell my self on countless times dat ilove that lady... Buh does she love me? That av not being able to tell... Never I've ibeen able to tell if she loves me half as much as ido for her... Well that is not the case... The case now is... If iDo reallly love her, or if what ifeel is infatuation,,, from my ex' definition, the only difference between Love an Infatuation. Is time... Buh Amanda, in her book Amercanah, painted love, like av never since or felt before, which prompts me to ask if ireally am capable of loving anybody besides my self.... Am iCapable of nothing but infatuation? can I only really love myself? Do iknw how to love sef? What does it take... #puzzuled like neva b4.... Question dat might neva get answers.
 Buh one thing is certain, if idon't knw how to love one gal, and make her love me, iknw for sure that iLove u, that jus read this post... And that will read tomorrow's post... Maybe, jus maybe sticking together is, what real love, jus really is... Well hw can I knw.. Am not the expert... Try read Chimamanda's Americanah, and her other nooks, u'll love her...just like me...
 As always am... CiD, #cameINdecember #DecmberBorn.. iCID30( I came in december 30) ...HappyNewYear

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Why Wait? Todaay Cn be your NewYear

MrJournal, I've treated you thus! And am extremly sorry, I MrChinyere, have no viable excuse for starving you and many other people, of pretty daily post to read and change your scope of knowledge(if iMay) it's just that, I'm a very lazy person, iCan be very lazy. As a matter of fact, I'm sure I'll make the list of top Ten Laziest People in whole Commonwealth countries in the World, and I'll. probably make the top 100 laziest people in the world, excluding Qatar of course, am sure am not as lazy as those people. Again, Am sorry for not blogging as often as iPromised and it won't happen again. God willing.
  Yay! It december, some minutes to the NewYear! Ain't that cool? One of my friends would say, "it's almost time for that, *New Year New Me shit* or *New Year NewResolution nonsense*" hmmm, it's quite funny sha! I for one, haven't being able for anytime in my life to keep my Newyear resolution alive for 2 straight weeks, it's tiring, iSwear... It's wonderful to make Resolutions, and new life goals... We all need a dream to achieve a Dream Come True. However , iLike many other people reading this right now, have one, habit or personality trait, that is worth doing away with, we have something we need to stand up and take control of, so as to put our lives on the write direction. It is important that we make strong life decisions, and changes in our lives... Buh what is absolutely dysfunctional, is waiting till the end of the year to do just that, waiting till it's January 1st, to make that NewYear Resolution that will change ur life, is anything but wise.. I am a Nigerian, and like many Nigerians, we wake up into the newyear in one worship centre or the other, even the Awala boys a.k.a(goons, thugs, area boys)people wey their head no dey house... Still make out time to spend @least 5minutes of their YEAR in the closest church around, jus to join in the.. #HappyNewYear!!! Shout, after which they go back to their very un-christain celebrations. Because of the very high turn up of human beings in worship centres at the last minutes of the year! It is better believed by people, for some reason unknown to me, that Church or any other worship center, is the best place to make ur New year's resolution, give your life to Christ, and turn a new leaf, so as to turn ur life around that same new leaf that will not last clean for 2hours... Then iask, Y wait... Y wait till the the coming of the new Year to make that decision that will put ur life in the right direction, why wait till the newyear to stop being lazy! Why wait till the new year to quit smoking or womanising, or masturbation or nonchalance. Why wait? now is the time. And the timing is perfect now.. It takes u to start.. That ground changing decision that will Spring ur life into succes and fulfilment. I am not perfect, I'm as dysfunctional as you can be, am as imperfect as u can imagine, am even lazier beyond ur imagination, and my personality is written al over my writings, because iLike you, suffer of this ailment iWrite about today.. But the Journey of a Thousand miles they say, starts with a step, and don't forget that, this journey is not "The Journey of a Thousand mile" until u make the last step of the Thousandth mile... What am saying is this... If u think starting what ever want to and not being able to finish it, is the most important step towards achieving ur goal, then u really need schooling, the first step to stop, being an asshole, to stop smoking, to stop being lazy, to stop being nonchalant about ur future, is to make a decision to stop. Then the most important part of this decision is not falling of the road side as u journey the road to a thousand's mile's completion. Make that newyear resolution today.. Because our pple talk say, *na wen person wake, be im own morning* U can make today ur own Newyear... You can Be ahead of time, or u can jus wait till after the new year... It down to you... Buh una know me na.. I've made my decision, and iHope to stand by it. Happy Newyear.... iLove u...
I'll love it if u comment oooo, buh iwon't be angry if u don't. #DecemberBorn MrChinyere x0Xo

Tuesday, 9 December 2014

All About Modernism (school work)

 Modernism is a philosophical movement that, along with cultural trends and changes, arose from wide-scale and far-reaching transformations in Western society in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Among the factors that shaped Modernism were the development of modern industrial societies and the rapid growth of cities, followed then by the horror of World War I. Modernism also rejected the certainty of Enlightenment thinking, and many modernists rejected religious belief.[2][3]

Modernism, in general, includes the activities and creations of those who felt the traditional forms of art, architecture, literature, religious faith, philosophy, social organisation, activities of daily life, and even the sciences, were becoming ill-fitted to their tasks and outdated in the new economic, social, and political environment of an emerging fully industrialised world. The poet Ezra Pound's 1934 injunction to "Make it new!" was the touchstone of the movement's approach towards what it saw as the now obsolete culture of the past. Nevertheless, its innovations, like the stream-of-consciousness novel, atonal (or pantonal) and twelve-tone music, quantum physics, genetics, neuron networks, set theory, analytic philosophy, the moving-picture show, divisionist painting and abstract art, all had precursors in the 19th century.

Some commentators define Modernism as a mode of thinking—one or more philosophically defined characteristics, like self-consciousness or self-reference, that run across all the novelties in the arts and the disciplines.[11] More common, especially in the West, are those who see it as a socially progressive trend of thought that affirms the power of human beings to create, improve and reshape their environment with the aid of practical experimentation, scientific knowledge, or technology.[12] From this perspective, Modernism encouraged the re-examination of every aspect of existence, from commerce to philosophy, with the goal of finding that which was 'holding back' progress, and replacing it with new ways of reaching the same end. Others focus on Modernism as an aesthetic introspection. This facilitates consideration of specific reactions to the use of technology in the First World War, and anti-technological and nihilistic aspects of the works of diverse thinkers and artists spanning the period from Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900) to Samuel Beckett (1906–1989)
  However, Literary modernism, or modernist literature, has its origins in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, mainly in Europe and North America. Some philosophers, like Georg Lukacs, theorized that literary modernism had its origins in the philosophy of Walter Benjamin. Modernism is characterized by a self-conscious break with traditional styles of poetry and verse. Modernists experimented with literary form and expression, adhering to Ezra Pound's maxim to "Make it new". The modernist literary movement was driven by a conscious desire to overturn traditional modes of representation and express the new sensibilities of their time. The horrors of the First World War saw the prevailing assumptions about society reassessed. Thinkers such as Sigmund Freud and Karl Marx questioned the rationality of mankind.
       EFFECTS OF World War I on Modern LITERATURE.
   In fact, you might say that World War I is the hub around which the whole modernist wheel turned. Literary Modernism emerged as a result of changes in the cultural, political, and artistic sensibilities that occurred in the years before, during, and after that war. When you combine the massive growth of fancypants industrial technologies with the all-out devastation of the Great War, you get a recipe for some major angst and major upheaval.

See, the world wasn't quite the same anymore, and writers and artists were struggling to find new ways to create art that reflected those big changes. When it came to style, that meant that writers began to play games with time and order, perspective, point of view, and form. You began to see a lot more novels with fragmented plots than, say, ones with clear beginnings, middles, and ends. In poetry, that meant strange metaphors stacked on top of each other, mixing meters and free verse, and allusions to the past.

Writers chucked linear narratives and chronology out the window in favour of confusing stories that jumped around. They dumped distant, third-person narrators in favour of stream of consciousness and angsty confessionals like, say, that of Prufrock. They referred to traditional works of the past in an effort to outstrip them.

It was all about defying expectations, shaking things up, and knocking readers off their stodgy old Victorian feet. Of course all of these stylistic qualities make modernist literature notoriously difficult. Absalom, Absalom by John Dryden, and you'll see what we mean.

However, literary Modernism was all style and no substance, it is known that it has some major ideas at work, too. It all started with :

Charles Darwin, who forwarded a theory of evolution and natural selection
Sigmund Freud, who pioneered psychoanalysis and revolutionised the way people thought about the brain
Karl Marx, who analysed class inequalities (to say the very least)
Friedrich Nietzsche, who turned the world on its head when he proclaimed that "God is dead." Yowza.
This fearsome foursome changed a great many things about the way folks thought about the world. And that's actually an understatement. Our point here is that all this revolutionary thinking was unsettling to say the least, and writers wanted their work to be unsettling, too. Let's buck tradition, they said, in favor of new, innovative writing that reflects all the changes being thrown our way.

Literary modernists wanted to start a "tradition of the new," as Richard Weston called it, so they threw out the bathwater, the baby, and the sofa, too.

Famous modernist writers include T.S. Eliot, Ezra Pound, and Wallace Stevens in poetry; Virginia Woolf, Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and James Joyce in the novel; Bertholt Brecht in drama, and artists like Pablo Picasso and Duchamp. If you spend a few hours poking around these masters' works, you'll see what we mean about bucking tradition. And then some.

The impact of literary Modernism can't be exaggerated. Well, it could be. We could say it killed the dinosaurs. But honestly, it came pretty close. It completely changed the way writers thought about form, style, content, genre, and just about everything in between. Authors today are still writing under the shadow of Modernism; in fact, much of what we read today is considered Postmodern. When everything that comes after you is named "post-you," you know you're pretty stinkin' important.
 
          Major Characteristics of Modern Literature
    (1)Marked by a strong and intentional break with tradition. This break includes a strong reaction against established religious, political, and social views.

    (2)Belief that the world is created in the act of perceiving it; that is, the world is what we say it is.

  (3)There is no such thing as absolute truth. All things are relative.
 
   (4)No connection with history or institutions. Their experience is that of alienation, loss, and despair.
  
     (5)Championship of the individual and celebration of inner strength.
  
    (6)Life is unordered.

   (7)Concerned with the sub-conscious.
 
   (8)New insights from the emerging fields of psychology and sociology
  
   (7)Anthropological studies of comparative religion
new theories of electromagnetism and quantum physics
  
   (10) Growing critique of British imperialism and the ideology of empire
 
    (11)The growing force of doctrines of racial superiority in Germany
 
    (12)The escalation of warfare to a global level
shifting power structures, particularly as women enter the work force

   (13)the emergence of a new "city consciousness"
new information technologies such as radio and cinema

  (14)The advent of mass democracy and the rise of mass communication

                          Modern Authors
  Early modernist writers, especially those writing after World War I and the disillusionment that followed, broke the implicit contract with the general public that artists were the reliable interpreters and representatives of mainstream ("bourgeois") culture and ideas, and, instead, developed unreliable narrators, exposing the "irrationality at the roots of a supposedly rational world".[11]

They also attempted to take into account changing ideas about reality developed by Darwin, Mach, Freud, Einstein, Nietzsche, Bergson and others. From this developed innovative literary techniques such as stream-of-consciousness, interior monologue, as well as the use of multiple points-of-view. This can reflect doubts about the philosophical basis of realism, or alternatively an expansion of our understanding of what is meant by realism. So that, for example the use of stream-of-consciousness, or interior monologue reflects the need for greater psychological realism.

It is debatable when the modernist literary movement began, though some have chosen 1910 as roughly marking the beginning and quote novelist Virginia Woolf, who declared that human nature underwent a fundamental change "on or about December 1910."[12] But modernism was already stirring by 1902, with works such as Joseph Conrad's (1857–1924) Heart of Darkness, while Alfred Jarry's (1873–1907) absurdist play, Ubu Roi appeared even earlier, in 1896.

Among early modernist non-literary landmarks is the atonal ending of Arnold Schoenberg's Second String Quartet in 1908, the Expressionist paintings of Wassily Kandinsky starting in 1903 and culminating with his first abstract painting and the founding of the Expressionist Blue Rider group in Munich in 1911, the rise of fauvism, and the introduction of cubism from the studios of Henri Matisse, Pablo Picasso, Georges Braque and others between 1900 and 1910.

  List of Modern Authors.

Anna Akhmatova (1889–1966)
Gabriele d'Annunzio (1863–1938)
Guillaume Apollinaire (1880–1918)
W. H. Auden (1907–73)
Djuna Barnes (1892–1982)
Samuel Beckett (1906–89)
Gottfried Benn (1886–1956)
Bertolt Brecht (1898–1956)
Alexander Blok (1880–1921)
Menno ter Braak (1902–40)
Hermann Broch (1886–1951)
Jorge Luis Borges (1899–1986)
Basil Bunting (1900–85)
Ivan Cankar (1876–1918)
Mário de Sá-Carneiro (1890–1916)
Constantine P. Cavafy (1863–1933)
Joseph Conrad (1857–1924)
Hart Crane (1899–1932)
E. E. Cummings (1894–1962)
Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis (1839–1908)
Rubén Darío
Alfred Döblin (1878–1957)
H.D. (Hilda Doolittle) (1886–1961)
T. S. Eliot (1888–1965)
Ralph W. Ellison (1914–1994)
William Faulkner (1897–1962)
Ford Madox Ford (1873-1939)
E. M. Forster (1879–1971)
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896–1940)
Robert Frost (1874–1963)
Carlo Emilio Gadda (1893–1973)
Knut Hamsun (1859–1952)
Jaroslav Hašek (1883–1923)
Ernest Hemingway (1899–1961)
Hugo von Hofmannsthal (1874–1929)
Max Jacob (1876–1944)
David Jones (1895–1974)
James Joyce (1882–1941)
Franz Kafka (1883–1924)
Georg Kaiser (1878–1945)
Miroslav Krleža (1893–1981)
Federico García Lorca (1898–1936)
Clarice Lispector (1920–1977)
Mina Loy (1882–1966)
Leopoldo Lugones (1874–1938)
Hugh MacDiarmid (1892–1976)
Osip Mandelstam (1891)–1938)
Thomas Mann (1875–1955)
Katherine Mansfield (1888–1923)
Robert Musil (1880–1942)
Vladimir Nabokov (1899–1977)
Pablo Neruda (1904–1973)
Yone Noguchi (1875–1947)
Aldo Palazzeschi (1885–1974)
John Dos Passos (1896–1970)
Boris Pasternak (1890–1960)
Fernando Pessoa (1888–1935)
Luigi Pirandello (1867–1936)
Katherine Anne Porter (1890–1980)
Ezra Pound (1885–1972)
John Cowper Powys (1872–1963)
Marcel Proust (1871- 1922)
Klaus Rifbjerg (born 1931)
Victor Serge (1890–1947)
Gertrude Stein (1874–1946)
Wallace Stevens (1875–1955)
Italo Svevo (1861–1928)
Dylan Thomas (1914–1953)
Ernst Toller (1893–1939)
Federigo Tozzi (1883–1920)
Paul Valéry (1871–1945)
Robert Walser (1878–1956)
Nathanael West (1903–1940)
William Carlos Williams (1883–1963)
Frank Wedekind (1864–1918)
Virginia Woolf (1882–1941)
Lu Xun (1881–1936)

Sunday, 7 December 2014

How Great Names make their way into the Sands of time.

 Fascinating, Ain't it? How great names like Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, Martin Luther King jr, Martin Luther and the rest of them,will never be erased from are minds in a million years, ("am wondering why iDidn't mention more names, mtchew for sake of time and length jare") buh seriously, the list is endless. However the list is not made for every name, remembering something Martin Luther King jr said explains why. "if a man those not have anything to die for, then he's not worth the life he's living" and iAgree with him, a number of us has, at one time or the other in our lives,fought for one cause or the other, a cause we believed to be a good one, and no matter how small our fight or win was, it meant the world to us and those we were affecting in the best possible way we could, at that time. As we wrote Our names in the sands of time... In the heart of those we affected positively.
   At one time in my life, iFought for a cause too! U surprised? Yeah me too surprise oo, and iAlways av the element of suprise for my self... iKeep out doing myself almost erry time iDid something, buh not without the support of my PADI!!!, Noble Babajide .my BMC BFF at the time... Interesting story, coming up in 1-2-3 seconds...... Those of my Bolade Model College friends reading this will all remember Mr Olaniyi, wonderfully intelligent man, an "ALPHA"in the body of Allah!(Something like islamic pastors) Before iContinue I'll to inform y'all that am about to paint a picture of this my former principal, with my words, so don't get it twisted when u start reading my colour-words and visualise a stone aged man that looks more like an egufe!(he goat)than a normal educated man... Because that's exactly what he looks like, with his long and very unkept beard that is a little less neater than that of a he-goat, don't be suprised if iTold u he smelt the part too,... Yes! Like a goat, he those smell like a goat too... This man, in his perverted state of mind, all ways tried to have his way with female students in school(something iHear is rampant now in most secondary schools) especially the girls in SS2, they were his main target, incase iDidn't mention before, Mr Olaniyi has being teaching in BMC long before iGained admission into that school in 2007, as a matter of fact, one of our teachers at the time iWas in my early SS3, was still a student at BMC when Mr Olaniyi was the Vice Principal, and word that got to us, me and my padi (Noble Babajide), was sleeping and screwing little (buh not so little) female students was something he does, iMean fucking students indiscriminately and brain washing their parents into thinking that he was the most trust worthy teacher in the whole of West Africa. All this went on... UNTIL( u knw the big UNTIL, was inevitable), he messed with the girls in my class.... There and then(may not that fast sha.... Buh eventually) we showed him that he just messed with the wrong class... We fought for the freedoom of our classmates and many other gals, and WON(he was later fired sha)... So if u ask me, I'll like to think that at one time in life iWas a freedom fighter too, maybe iStill am. The story didn't end there ooo, for those of u hissing and thinking that u jus wasted ur time to read my crap... Writing all about it here will not be cute(too long) so join me @6pm tomorrow for the full story... Till iFinish it.... Everything that happened...plenty wella.
  My conclusion is this, Fighting or standing for something, is not only when u get thrown in to a prison for 27 years like Mandela or blowing ur self up like those very misguided jihadists. being a hero, and sealing ur name in the sands of time, is as simple as, making a Change, no matter how small it might be., it might be as small as, hashtag-ing ur erry tweets with #BringBackOurGirls knwing fully well that, those little cute gurls are still tucked away in far Sambisa( av two things to say though, they all might not be cute,,, and the all might not be in Sambisa #justsaying.. Nor. Vex for the interruption... Less continue jare) also knw that, that is a very silently loud way of making ur own change buh it counts all the same, remind pple that has forgotten that we av gulrs there to remember and feel the pain...... Be the so change u. So desire. Make one good gesture today and become a Hero, it's dat easy... #ChangeTheWorldOneGoodDeedAt-a-Time. That's all. Love u for reading... Still iam, MrChinyere... Some call me MrJournal... (Stop it, lol) thanks to reminding me, Jide.. U'll always be my padi, even though iDidn't call u on ur birthday.. #me_sef_be_humanbeing. *wink*

today ma bloddy sha...

Just wanna remind u guyz zat.. "Today' topic @9pm" will sweet and sweetness, don't miss out. Tell someone to tell some other person, about hw massive tday will be.

Church was wonderful today

Church was wonderful... As always,sometiMes though, iFind it very hard to get myself, off up. My bed. On Sundays, especially here in school where iDon't av mums to make me get out ma bed to take a shower for church... talking about church tday.. IWanna tell u pple dat iWas truly blessed today by.. Dr DK Olukoya's message today... iDont mean to sound all churchy and SU like oo, infact fuck it... iDo like to sound a lil churchy.. As a matter of fact, sounding chuchy is the way iAll ways wanna feel. U knw when iStarted praying today in church.. All my sins and bad boy activities, were hunting me, because as the bible says "prayer of a sin an abomination to God" (see me dey quote bible) buh in the long run.. A asked for forgiveness, and there and then iFelt like my prayer started making me feel like it can make things happen, things iWant to happen,,, iKnw dat it might take by like.. Anoda 3-4 weeks for me to near church again.. Buh each time iGo to church, iFeel like am in control of my life and optimismin my life is running high.. iLove u God. Tighten ur sit belts for "Today's Topic @9pm" it will be MASS-ive.

Saturday, 6 December 2014

check back tommorw

  My dear readers of www.mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com , MrChinyeresJournal, "Today's Topic @9pm" obviously, does not hold tday! Not because of any irregularity ooo, It's was just a quick thought decision by Me to hold off the article alreadt written and being vigorously edited, for tomorrow's "Today's Topic @9pm" because.. Sunday's aree more beautiful.. And Sunday has a lager audience... So I'll like errybody to be here when iPublish it.. What will be talkin bout 2moro is.. "How Great names make their way into the Sands of Time"... Special s/o to Babajeay Noble.. For the helping hand.. So tell a someone u knw to tell a friend u don't knw, dat tomorrow on www.mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com will be massive @9pm

Friday, 5 December 2014

1500page views Hurray

My pple all oround the world,, make una no vex for the absence of... "Today's topic @9pm" yesterday ooo.mm I've being down like health wise.. Even this one, na person help me.. Type am.. If am lucky or if we are lucky... iMight publish tomorrow. Buh 4tday.. Am not really sure... And iWanna take dis opportunity to announce, that MrChinyere'sJournal has hot 1500 pageviews... See y'all later... CiD.