Friday, 9 January 2015

What About Homosexual-ism in Naija.

 Top of the morning to you, TGIF. Hey, did I promise to blog more often and seriously this year? Hmmm, hope iDo keep my promise, am just a really lazy cat sha. Now let's talk about homosexually in naija, before I say anything, iKnw tons of ppple will like to comment buh, it turns out to be almost impossible to comment if u don't av a goggle± account, something we trying very hard to rectify. The topic of LGBT in Nigeria has always had the ability to raise unsettle-able any where the matter is being discussed, errybody is one way or the other, forced to concur with the idea that the homosexuality of "any man born of a woman" is nothing buh demonic,for the fear of being labelled *Homo*, if u actually suggest otherwise.
 What iThink about Gays, are plenty. Buh iAv to be sincere, not until iRead Chimamanda's article about the so called 14years Anti-Gay bill passed, iToo used to think like, *alll the gays in Nigeria are irritating and should be killed*, truth is, they are kinda irritating sha, especially the idea of them finding my ass sexy than that of Toolz' or Omotola's, hello!???? (Some will say iitks their Life to like what ever) buh not when it involves my ass. iCan deal with a homosexual buddy, who doesn't seem to be a treat to my nyash space. Like iHave confessed b4, Chimamanda Adichie, as a writer, has a very strong hold on me. iRead her pieces and immediately see sense in what iThought was total BS, iKnw it sounds stupid, buh if she one day woke up and write about Jesus Christ being a mere fiction, iJust might believe, or then again... That will be what would break her strong literary hold over me. My point is, we are new to this *homo* business in Naija, why are we so eager to send them to a 14year honeymoon in Kirikiri, because of a truth, they really a going on honeymoon, where they'll find cute guyz like them to "stick it to"... Note that iDon't hate Gays, don't love them either, but what iHate is the fact that, they think they can walk upto a straight a nigga and lite up a gay fire, they shuld av something like a code of identity between dem selves... So dat dem go knw hu to chyke and hu not to chyke... Straight and Gay can live in peace as far as nobody is invading nobody's ass space.
  Finally, let the love flow, pls pple shuld realized that,some other pple were jus not born the way the rest of us were, thank goodness that my Homo-toaster no dey text me again, and for all the LGBT pple in the house, pls and pls, mind the way u walk up to straight pple, to chyke them. No matter how bleached ur LGTB face might be, it can't make me find a guyz ass sexy,(unless the guy looks like Toolz). iLove y*ll, buh iLike gals-gals (in YQ's voice). Let's be Less homophobic till we are totally non-homophobic...
   For pple hu will say am homophobic with this my write up... What can iSay, *hand on my chest* ipromise to be less homophobic on my next article about LGBT, and for those who didn't get what I've being saying since... Try again later... CiD.

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