Really! How BIG is sambisa?

 Is SAMBISA forest, 234times bigger than the whole of Nigeria? It seems so oo, incase u don't knw, e don dey go one year ooo. Why havn't iHeard any presidential aspirant say somethin like, #I'llBringBackYourGirls2015, (hmmmm, who am iFooling) shabi na two aspirants we get abi? Or. Even one sef, because the other person is in power o kwa ya? So if GMB really is president material, why haven't iheard him said #I'llBringBackYourGirls2015 and make americans wish they are eligible vote for him. Furthermore why isn't anybody asking any thing again? Are tried?.... Mmmmhhhhhmmm, Me I've got questions ooo plenty of them ni ooo ... Mostly about #ChibokGirls
 (1) How many girls were they really!? (cause am getting real confused)
 (3) And if they are still alive what are they still doing there in Sambia(rewind)
 (2) How many of those girls are still alive.
 (4) But wait oooo, were they really kidnapped?(Ooops that shuld be question number zero, sorry MrPresident let's continue)
(5) Have we made a move to rescue them? If yes, why ain't we being debriefed about situation on ground like we were during the Ebola administration (incase u didn't notice, Nigerians loved that *being debriefed type of thing oo* it made us feel important we should do it some other time... Maybe now)
 (6) Will those girls ever come back? (It's not compulsory, they comeback the same(OBJ take note), let dem jus come back abeg)
 (7) What will happen to the WAEC examinations they didn't take b4 they we're whisked away on a forced excursion to Samsiba resort (longest excursion ever). Will they pass?
 (8) Will they be given civil service jobs on their return as compensation? (Just asking the obvious) iKnow that's u GEJ style.
  (9) Na wa ooo, MrPresident why u neva answer any question na?
  (10)If you know deep down that u can't #BringBackOurGirls then why can't you just vote for someone that you think could, or do u think because u couldn't do it, nobody can?
 Vote Chinyere Chukwuemeka Ugochukwu ... #I'llBringBackYourGirls2015 if if it's the only ti ti ti thing iDo... #LoveNigeria #Votewisely #VoteNotFight chinyerechukwuemekaugochukwu47. CiD.