By Kingsley my G

TO BE A MAN U NEED TO POSSESS ALL THIS ATTRIBUTES....
TRUST: giving out ur only 10million naira as loan without any document or written note to a stranger...(Na NYSC u be? Now Your Suffering Continue).
HOPE: plugging ur phone on light hoping 4 nepa to bring light and u knw say dem dey on strike...ur phone go talk.. O ma se oo.
PATIENCE: using a candle to roast yam...(My dear ur death go slow cos of hunger).
BRAVERY: fighting 10 guys(cultist) over ur babe bcos dem slap am.. ( Shey na jumong u be?)
PEACE: if dem slap u 4 ur right cheek just turn 2 d left simultaneously.......(If u no buy aboniki na u sabi)
FOOLISHNESS: ur car brake no good and u knw. Bt u still dey drive 240Km/H for 3rd mainland bridge...(Dem no tel u say general hospital don dey reject people?)
FATE: wen wolf dey pursue u 4 dream and u wake up to see say lion don dey prepare to use u do breakfast...( Wat a twisted fate)
LOVE: giving ur babe the only parachute left in d plane wen its abt to crash and praying for an angel to com and cari u down...( Even God go wonder who create u)
HATE: wen a guy wan toast u and u slap am, insult am, then u pour am hot water.. Come reply YES......( Dat relationship na hours E go last)
FAITH: u no get certificate even 4 pry sch and u wan apply as an engineer for NNPC or CHEVRON....(Na witchcraft u use bath?)
WICKEDNESS: after reading all this tin I suffer compose una no laugh......( If GOD no judge U.... WHO WILL?)
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this is just somethin iWrote

Omo e don tey wey iBlog, as e nor gea wetin iWan dey doo na... Make I ku ku blog... mrJournal... I've starved u abi?... Kia no vex nor be my fault... It is lack of wetin to write,,, am not saying my life is not intresting oo, or there are not intresting things happening in my life right now oo, buh to write bout them has proven to be a problem... That's my problem wif keeping journals... It is too demanding especially when it is a blog like this where pple come and read away them worries to laughter... Am nt saying am !basket mouth! Type of funny oo..m buh my writing skills r kinda good... Which counts for something shea? Okay iAlready feel like am blowing my trumpet too much already$$$ back to what happened in my life ..tday and other days... Am let's see, iMade a record today of hihfest number of toasting.. Today... Jus today iChyked almost ten-15. Unizik year one gurls today... And when iSay toast... iDidn't jus talk to dem oo.. ICollected numbers too... iMight even publish some numbers sef.. Will that make sense?.... Lemme think about it... But in all my escapades... Only one gurl.. Was able to catch my fancy(not like she planned to) buh she was the only one iReally was speechless around... She amongs dem all was the only gurl dat gave me a glimpse of...*iFit date this gurl sha ooo* dis gurl am talking bout is nt a fresher, she actually looked like one buh she isn't... She is a 3year student... Pretty as fuck... Talk dark skinned.... And smart.. Because amongst all the gurls iChyked today... No one of the gave me their digits at first try... The had to make me ask over and over again b4 they game me... A lot of sweet - smart ass funny talk was involve b4 iGot to get ant number.. Buh for this gurl.. All the smart.. Funny talk.. Did nt work... Wetin iNo talk she did not still bulge... Omo men.. No be small thing oo... Buh a brother will not fee up..± u knw y? BecAsue.. #iWant the love... And am givin everything iHave to get it.. If e no work iGo tell una.. And cry as well when iTell.. For de main time iFeel better.. Thank u God

ImLeaving... DunnnoWhen I'lll be back again

My good pple of Lasgidi "am leaving eh hen" probably might not comme back. Till iGradge... iMight come back b4... iReally dunno... Buh something I'll like to point out is this,,, iEnjoyd my stay here in Lag... It was cool , fun. Filled and adventurous... And iHave pple to thank for it... Pplee like... My one and only Moms' dats' probably never going to read my Blog?... Someone like Segun, dat was alway a pin in the ass... Buh thanks to him amusing a B5 at a very cheap rate....(That the only reason iMade sure u got a good BB too...) My man 25... All. My Okoko boy to don ja.... When dem hear the name 25.... 25... iHail ooo... Udey among the pple wey make this my holiday dope small... And iKnow say u gea beta phone.. Buh some one or two pple read this ish... E. Must reach ur ear.....Endurance... U Too much... IBK....thanks mon .... Ur hand was made for holding clippers and giviing boys this kind of BadAss hair style am wearing.... Not for fightin... Inugo? Thank u too.... My mon Kingsely(can't belive iJus called u my mon) well u be mu man sha... Thanks man..(For. Wetin oooo*thinking*) Ha.... For letting my dislocate my ankle on sevral occasions when ever iCome play ball for NewTrafford...(Ur compound)... MFM youth assembly(They probably might not see this too)... Thanks for making. Me feel @home in my NewChurch... SunnyJapan... Keep doin what u r doing.... Eloho... iSee u... UG ...Guzman... inor fit sing song make iKnw call una name na.... To all the gurl wey iStart. Parol for their head wey iKno. Finish... #WeShallMeet Agaain.... Jus stay as fine... And to all my noewly wedded gurl friends... Chisom and Co. (Don't worry they will not see it)... iJust might miss u... X0X0 -CiD. Awka, wait for "C".... Lastly to all "inthe FriendsWorld La Familia" ....let my phone rest na!!!!

e don tey sha

New messag..e... Hi all wats apining..m me? Am very well oo... Jus wanted to say hi(to) all and sundry reading this blog.. Evenn @tymes when iDon't ppost any thing.. Tis not like tis my fault ooo. Buh the circumstance here in Lagos had proven very challenging... Buh by the special grace of God... We will swing back into full action... iHave things to write abot... Tons of the.m a whole lot happened during my stay in Lasgidi... ..m yas! iRemember typing something.. To share wif u guyz when ever I gea the. Tyme to do so.m x0Xo

1000mark

Hurray hurray... www.mrchinyeresjournal.blodspot.com MrChinyere'sJournal... Jus hit the 1000 mark of pageviews... Feels good to knw pple actually read what u write.. #Thank y*all

u can now post comments

The problem of not being able to comment.. Has being rectified... Am very happpy to gee u guyz da news... So ur various views and comments will be wwell appreciated

Yay.... Baraka de Sallah

Tis baraka dey sallah sha... Jus wanna wish my peaceful muslim fwends a very joyous sallah, o jare... This is my fav part of having a muslim fwend... You jus go frm house to house and eat as much meat and pepper rice, as ur belle and mouth(teeth) can handle... Segun...mapoly-ite... Na ur house sure pass ooo, idon see ram wey u. Dey use do dp, for watsapp, buh no kam sha... Make we dey look... Peace is beutifil ain't it? When It's time to celebrate wif my Muslim padis... We'll do so together, not knwing fully well what it is we are really celebrating because.. Their Sallah too plenty... It's hard to keep up... Some time.. These their numerous Sallah celebrations in one year the make me feel like iGo like convert...(Wink).. Buh the good thing is that... Be You Chistain or Muslim... We still fwends.. And if iDecide to celebrate something u really don't knw much of... Ur job is to be happy for me as ur fwend... As far as u r not celebrating the death of my Mum... Lol... iLove all my fwends... Regadless of religion... iF iOpenly say... iHate someone... It's definately not bcos of religion,,, probably for something more or less than religion... Buh definitely not for religion... Once Again...Baraka. De. Sallah. X0X0...CiD

Composed by Kingsley... my Padi

HATERS...
I don't av time for u bcos ur madness is temporarily horizontal to the canceric axis of ur diagonal foolishness and now it is equivalent to a permanent dislocation of ur brain fatique making u default/handicap/physically challenged/imbecile to human race. Now tru the help of a formulative propaganda we arrived at a simultaneous solutuion to summarize ur career of disability to a cure suitable to a monkeylized fugitive then we inserminated an ebolaic syrup and supprisenly u foolishly adapted to it and bcame paralympic and uncircumsize goat prepared for slaughter.. u are nothing bt an acrobatic ape, mentally retarded dog, disabled fowl, rejected and denounced rat,staphilococated chimpazie and an organic/structural/natural and derived owl. My haters take this...

Get Published on mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com

Good morning MrJournal... Sorry not writung u as often as iUsed to.. iJus don't feel very. Wonderful bout writing, now adays.. iGuess iLost my muse.. And Mojo... Hope to gea dem back... Very soon, buh b4 den... iAsked. A few friends to help out with write ups of their own... Ffun write ups ooo... For y'all that will like to. Join the school... This is how it works... Basically, u can write up about ur day... With funny and. Readable happenings that won't bore reader... And it shuld'nt be too. Longz.. Cause length scares reader away.. iKnww bcos iget scared of reading any write up that's too long.. So... Wen u write... Send it to... Chukschinyere@gmail.com or 08104838865 on Watapp, or 3315B86D on BBM or Chinyere Chukuemeka Ugochukwu. Or. @iCID30 on twitter... Follow me and I'll ff back... Den we can trade massages... Hope to here from u.. Buh right now iGive u Kingsley... And his. Lil something he wrote to another fwend call "SAS" with an O... Enjoy..

GoodMorning MrJournal

Good morning MrJournal... My night was good alright, iHope urs was beta... IJus wanyed to say hi... And discuss a lil bout what am thinking bout rai now, like... INeed more publicity... Yeaop... Really don knw hw to publisize this my blog thing sha.. Okay back to the issue of the day... Hw today wna be na... Like this gon, if iSee any body wey fit find me 3k like dis iGo happy oo, iSwear... iReally need someone to help so dat iCan help a fwend out..7 because they say a fwend in need is a friend sha... Pple iDon't want to turn my blog into a begging money for site... So I'm basically jus putting it out there... For anybody to u knw? And probably help... About wha iWas typing yesterday... For y'all that were curious to knw wha happened I'll let y'all knw,,, iFeel like iWanna apologies for not post any of my fun write ups... For the last 26hours.... Am not in the zone yet o jare... Don't worry when iPost somethang fin and worth reading... I'm sure to let y'all knw.

What Happened!

MrJournal... iWas away for nearly aMonth... And a ton. Of thing went down.. Yeap... Many many thing happened, many of which iCan't write all about... So wha am gonna do is write about the most interesting, and other related issues... Best news of the the past year was dat, one of my cousins gave birth to a bouncing babyy Boy... Chai!!! If u see thies boy... UGo. Trip... The young man too fine, am starting to think dat the young man took his good looks frm me..m yes.. Me... Because if u look at it verry well, his father is a wor wor man and the mother jus fine small... So am thinking, am his closest relative that can possibly be resposible for that handsome-ness,, this lil boy was given birth to on the 14 of Sept 2014... And iSingle. Handedly named him Lewis... iCall him MrLew some of the tyme, too...and the boy dey eat!!! Buh wetin iUse like am be say.. I'm nor dey cry anyhow.. Except wen im dey hungry... Dat's d only time u'll hear his cry voice..* taking a long look at this very lil creation of God on the day of his birth..m iFelt Love... There and then iWas absolutely convinced that iWas capable to love... Because the feeling iGot holding that lil cute boy, who will start forming BigBoy for me in the near future, made me feel nostalgic about the future(sue me) remembering how iHad to pray the toughest prayer of my life on the morning of this lil guyz' birthday... Here is the full story... His mom *Aunty Onyiyechi, came to spend the remaining of her pregnancy time with my mom @our house so. Dat when her water finally breaks, my mom wwill be close enuf to help her offload MrLew frm. Her Uterus, Good plan abi?... And for some of y'all that don't knw.. My mom is a Nurse... A verry good one... She is undisputedly among the best 50nusres in Nigeria and she has help many women give birth to their babies at there houses... No b one, no be two... As a matter of fact.. My Kid sis..#Esther was given birth to at home with jus my mom as the owner of the Uterus and my Dad(that dosen't knw shit medcine) as the doctor...(Sorry iForgot the chemist part, Neva mind)... So as iWas sayin my SweetSuperNurseMoM has a verry verrry impressive. Record of helping women put to bed in theie houses... So u might be asking what went wrong.. Y did Aunty Onyi have to go the the hospital to get her stomach torn open to bring MrLew Out... Well I'll tell... Lemme jus publish this one first... iKnw before iRead anythinf on line iCheck the the length, so iDon wanna lea the length scare y'all ... CiD.

BeingLongYouSaw Me

Hi... My pple... Good morning... Jus incase you r reading this at any other time. Of the day, iJus wanted to say dat iTyped dis on a sunday morning, when iWas supposed to be. Getting. Prepared for church... SCarp that,,, iJust wanted to tell u that am honoured to actually be in the worst praise night ever... Yap.. Am here sorrry there right|no..ww... Then again maybe it's not the worst praise nite ever.. Maybe it's just the worst independence praise night ever... 30Sept2014/01Oct2014... Shi... iAm lost... Buh the lil light in the tunnel is. Dat there is dis fine gurl sitted just behind me... And iThink iKnw her frm b4 ... So startong a conversation won't be hard.. G2g...Buh I'll BRB... Wen eva am oppurtuned to pulish dis on the blog... iHope it still will be. News... Hey am partially bac'..k I'll like to dance ooo.. Like #shoki wicked type of dance thayt will scatter the whole place... Buh the guy singing... Is not. Gingering me like dat... And when he manages to sing a good a song, iDiscoerver dat singing is noh the problem buh the instrumentalist are jus wack jare... G2G... I'll brb... Are u fucking kidding me?... Jus when iWanted to start my #Ahhhhh #Shoki... Them kon kill de song... Tis nor good ooo... BRB... By the way happy day Nigeria... 00:48... iLoveNigeria.

Probaly the last of me this month, #Enjoy 09 Sept 2014

MrChinyere'sJournal has not enjoyed a lot of view today.... Something that's unusual, iMust say.. Maybe because iDidnt post much or any thing today... Okay evening evrybody, the no_posting situation might linger longer than y*all think... Buh the good news is I'll be en route Lagos by the early hours of tomorrow. So, technically , iShould be in Lagos during the later hours of tday.. Am very excited about going back home after almost a year away from my mom's food and my lil sister slaps.. And the quarrels wit my big brothers for wearing their cloths and not washing em, or wearing their slippers... And making it too big for them to wear, aving it that my legs are almost twice the sizes of any of them... I'll really br be happy to see my Jbro ifeanyi... Wondering hw tall he might be now... Truth be told iHave countless expectations for this my Lagos movement.. Mr Liberrtty na ur side iDey ooo base on jabing thins.... Did to do some lil hustling, so dat iGo use Q10 when d tin still dey reign, no be to go buy am five years time wen d phone don cheap pass Bold2... Hahahah... Okay... iAlmost above all is looking forward to seeing the very beautiful Nancy Nelson in flesh and blood for the first time.. Someone iLike to call Nans, Dem my Niggas wey still dey hood the flex/hustle...Kings, Segun, Mattew, no worry your boy dey show soon... E don tay wey person play ball o... Sure say iNo go faint if iTry to play ball so?.... To all my peeps here in Awka.... Em em em... iCant remember anybody ooo.... Okay iPhone,,, (let me write ur real name so dat pple will knw am talking bout u) IFUNAYA I'll miss u sha... All those our Therapist-Patient psychology sessions under da ur yellow umbrella.. iAssure u.. It will be missed... And be sure that I'll gee u back ur 1k iBorrowed, sooon or on your wedding day... Dat is if u marry Amazing,,, ha MrZing,,, eiyah, iHear yuh story ooo. Say MissVee use ur heart mob their dirty kitchen floor.. #choi #God dey sha... Take heart inugo? No wonder anytime we dey talk for fone, u dey kinda sound like person wey cry dey hungry, kia... U r a man,, nofin de paa o jare.. MissVee's loss... Em one and only Senate... Our able Treasurer of the NAU(nnamdi azikiwe university) S.U.G my padi, u saved a life by the help u rendered me tday... Oluwa go bless u more... I promise not to diss_appoint u... Well well well... For all those wey dey ask me to buy dem something on my way back to Lag... Em this is wah will happen eh? Try trek from Okoko to Ore to Buy banana.. And see hw it is... #Gerrrout!!!!!! My people... MrJournal that will be all for now! Lo ruko Jesu... E go beta... X0X0 #SureBoi *fly*MrChinyere-CiD. CEO #O.B.E

You are on Your Own?

Hey, peeps. I've always wanted to write about how we are supposed to live our lives, iWas going to leave this topic for a more significant day, buh listening to D'prince's #OYO track over and over again, got me thinking... And muses started flowing. My people... Pls don't feel compiled to believe or to take in to consideration, what ever u are about to read right now, this is jus my humble fucked up opinion... And am sharing it because writing is fun.

Then again... I've changes my mind... Typing is a whole shit of hark work something am in no mood to undertake jus yet... Buh be rest assured when am in an a very good state of mind to write something as serious as what am about to write... I'll brocast it like fertiliser on a bare land... Talk to you guyz late-aaaa

Goood Sunday Morning MrJournal and y*all 07 Sept 2014, "@RealTalkKim: Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God!!"

Hey, today is sunday and iJus wanna thank Baba God for love... iPromise non of those personal talk about my other life is going to vome up today... Today is as holy as it gets... You see even useing dem foul word are prohibited, okay iSaw something on twitter daa I'll like to share, from the stables of "@RealTalkKim: Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God!!" And that's true iThank God for evry evry, not letting me catch HIV or gono... Wit all my irresponsible flingings... That has stopped... IAlso thank him for u guyz.,, iDunno y am thanking him on ur behalf when this life is #OYO basis, buh iDo thank him for u guyz... U knw somethings iHaye the fact dat am growing up.. U knw... For those that don't knw, I'll be twenty by december... Yay!!! (U thought iWas older?) Hell no, sorry Heavens No... Like rught now iLove to think of my self as a teenager, because the thought of being twenty 20years old creeps the fuck out of me... Very soon by 21 I'll be a graduate and every body will be looking up to me for one shit or the otheer.. Oops I used sshit.. Am sorry..., and its a very big burden when people start lookin up to u... The chances of faliure increases., one part of me tells me iCant nake it, that after school I'll be a disappointment to my folks and those iWas ahead of will inevitably catch up wif me or pass me.... Buh then again... During the short time iHad to think and type the above thoughts, God has assured me once again that his thought towards me is of good and not of ebola or any evil like that... iDont knw if u hear those voices of encouragement in ur head's mind, buh iDo... And they are all great.. So Thank You God for Thinking of Me and Everybody else iLove... Today is Suday and in the spirit of Sunday iSay iLove you all. iHope iDidn't drop a bomb Shell with my age ish.. It's true am still very young,,, hope iCould be young for ever. "What will we be without our secrets"

(Time) to (sleep)

EveryBody body.. Am going to sleep right now... See y*all when iSee y'all. MrJournal... Sleep well.

#OYO

U wanna knw more abt me?... The owner of this blog?... Check my facebook profile chinyere chukwuemeka ugochukwu... Send a friend request and I'll accept... My google+ account won't help cause iHave'nt really gotten the hang og it... Buh iKnw hw to use twitter! #ff @iCID30. #OYO

Don't get it twisted

Don't get it twisted, am not vanessa on dreams fm or toke makinwa that gives relationship advice or shit like dat iJus wanna chat... Am jus a regular person like u... Probably more regular dan u. can give wha idon't have

Call me

Since iCan't sleep and some of y'all can't sleep tooo. U can call me on my cell 08104838865 let's chat... u can ask me any thing I'll try to answer.. mmm mmm see me dey gee out my number for my blog like say iBe celeb... No ooo, iNot forming celeb ooo, am bored can't sleep u bored can't sleep?.. U on MTN iPluse u have up to 100naira airtime on ur phone? Holla me mrchinyere at 08104838865 let's chat.

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0806 055 08347 somebodies number iDon't wanna forget... And iStill don wanna store iOn ma phone... So MrJournal.. Safe guard this number for me. Lee