What Happened!

MrJournal... iWas away for nearly aMonth... And a ton. Of thing went down.. Yeap... Many many thing happened, many of which iCan't write all about... So wha am gonna do is write about the most interesting, and other related issues... Best news of the the past year was dat, one of my cousins gave birth to a bouncing babyy Boy... Chai!!! If u see thies boy... UGo. Trip... The young man too fine, am starting to think dat the young man took his good looks frm me..m yes.. Me... Because if u look at it verry well, his father is a wor wor man and the mother jus fine small... So am thinking, am his closest relative that can possibly be resposible for that handsome-ness,, this lil boy was given birth to on the 14 of Sept 2014... And iSingle. Handedly named him Lewis... iCall him MrLew some of the tyme, too...and the boy dey eat!!! Buh wetin iUse like am be say.. I'm nor dey cry anyhow.. Except wen im dey hungry... Dat's d only time u'll hear his cry voice..* taking a long look at this very lil creation of God on the day of his birth..m iFelt Love... There and then iWas absolutely convinced that iWas capable to love... Because the feeling iGot holding that lil cute boy, who will start forming BigBoy for me in the near future, made me feel nostalgic about the future(sue me) remembering how iHad to pray the toughest prayer of my life on the morning of this lil guyz' birthday... Here is the full story... His mom *Aunty Onyiyechi, came to spend the remaining of her pregnancy time with my mom @our house so. Dat when her water finally breaks, my mom wwill be close enuf to help her offload MrLew frm. Her Uterus, Good plan abi?... And for some of y'all that don't knw.. My mom is a Nurse... A verry good one... She is undisputedly among the best 50nusres in Nigeria and she has help many women give birth to their babies at there houses... No b one, no be two... As a matter of fact.. My Kid sis..#Esther was given birth to at home with jus my mom as the owner of the Uterus and my Dad(that dosen't knw shit medcine) as the doctor...(Sorry iForgot the chemist part, Neva mind)... So as iWas sayin my SweetSuperNurseMoM has a verry verrry impressive. Record of helping women put to bed in theie houses... So u might be asking what went wrong.. Y did Aunty Onyi have to go the the hospital to get her stomach torn open to bring MrLew Out... Well I'll tell... Lemme jus publish this one first... iKnw before iRead anythinf on line iCheck the the length, so iDon wanna lea the length scare y'all ... CiD.