Saturday, 6 December 2014
check back tommorw
My dear readers of www.mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com , MrChinyeresJournal, "Today's Topic @9pm" obviously, does not hold tday! Not because of any irregularity ooo, It's was just a quick thought decision by Me to hold off the article alreadt written and being vigorously edited, for tomorrow's "Today's Topic @9pm" because.. Sunday's aree more beautiful.. And Sunday has a lager audience... So I'll like errybody to be here when iPublish it.. What will be talkin bout 2moro is.. "How Great names make their way into the Sands of Time"... Special s/o to Babajeay Noble.. For the helping hand.. So tell a someone u knw to tell a friend u don't knw, dat tomorrow on www.mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com will be massive @9pm
Friday, 5 December 2014
1500page views Hurray
My pple all oround the world,, make una no vex for the absence of... "Today's topic @9pm" yesterday ooo.mm I've being down like health wise.. Even this one, na person help me.. Type am.. If am lucky or if we are lucky... iMight publish tomorrow. Buh 4tday.. Am not really sure... And iWanna take dis opportunity to announce, that MrChinyere'sJournal has hot 1500 pageviews... See y'all later... CiD.
Wednesday, 3 December 2014
Oyocracy: The Government of "you Yourself and Your's"
Wonderful readers.. Once again the "Today's topic @9pm" is here for the second time running, good evening erry body... What's popping? Okay, here is something u might like to knw, the world is now estimated @ a whooping 7.467 billion people(am sure am not 100per cent correct with dat estimation, because it's very likely somebody jus gave birth now now, or some other people jus droped dead)we plenty abi? Many will say not enuf, some will say jus too much.. Buh no matter hw u look @it.. The fact is that we are all here for our own selves, by our own selves. Even before iListened to D'prince' OYO, av always had the ideology that . , OYO is hw the world works. It's true that God crated Eve for Adam so as to help him,see hw dat truned out, she help him alright.. And us all too, however we as human beings can not live in isolation from society, we need one another to survive, buh the end product is... What ever anyone does, he/she stands to make a personal gain, boya na psychological gain ooo,something that makes u feel better about ur self, or financial gain, which helps ur pocket to make u feel @ease... What ever we do, in life it's a thing of... #What'sIn it for me.., then again,maybe the title of this write up, is not very appropriate for it... Maybe the title should be, "There is always something in it for everybody, that's why we do it"... That sounds good oo, buh am sticking with my "Oyocary", it has juicier novelty.
You knw, u were born into the world via the combo of two people.. And a lot was taken into consideration whether to keep some of us or to abort some other people, buh in the tail end, if ur parent(s) were not convinced in the depth of their hearts that u will someday grow to make dem proud, buy them cars, build dem houses, give dem that talk of the town burial ceremony, do u sincerely think dat ur mom won't advice ur dad to "slap a rubber on it" that night... Secondly,U getting married today, so as to have somebody, to cuddle @night when it gets cold(your own good), u got married so as to have sombody service ur engine late @night when u r horny as hell, and u can't make it #Balumba or #Olympic(names of popular brothels in Okoko and Awka, in-respectively)... What evea we do, we do it for our own goood first!!! Okay about #Charity... Giving arms to a person in need is not, firstly about helping the person in question, the average man in a position to help somebody in need, first thinks to himself, (what if something like this happens to me) so, when he deeps his hand into his pocket to help a *someone in need*, it's either his doing it to make sure somebody helps him when he unfortunately finds him self in that position, hereby securing. His future, (the same thing ur parents are doing by sending u all those money erry month in school), or he's doing it for the psychological satisfaction of being a good person, something that gives peace of mind...#all about him...
My conclusion is this, we came here to the world, #alone.. And we met pple, buh we togeda to help each other achieve our personal goals... We are all opportunists, iKnw for sure that am one, you are On Your Own, together with me, using me in the best possible way u can, to achieve all u can for ur self... And if via building my future iUnconsciously build your's in the process, (assuming my dream is a luxury duplex and ur's is something like a bungalow) don't get it twisted u still on your own, tis jus that if iDidn't succeed in building ur bungalow as a test, den iMight fail in building my luxury duplex... That's life "mija" (spanish for nigga, not sure am correct) that's as fair as life gets......iDon talk too much, thanks for listening, until tomorrow @9pm.. Read enjoy! av a nice night. X0X0 CiD47
Edited by iiFunaya a.k.a iPhone)
You knw, u were born into the world via the combo of two people.. And a lot was taken into consideration whether to keep some of us or to abort some other people, buh in the tail end, if ur parent(s) were not convinced in the depth of their hearts that u will someday grow to make dem proud, buy them cars, build dem houses, give dem that talk of the town burial ceremony, do u sincerely think dat ur mom won't advice ur dad to "slap a rubber on it" that night... Secondly,U getting married today, so as to have somebody, to cuddle @night when it gets cold(your own good), u got married so as to have sombody service ur engine late @night when u r horny as hell, and u can't make it #Balumba or #Olympic(names of popular brothels in Okoko and Awka, in-respectively)... What evea we do, we do it for our own goood first!!! Okay about #Charity... Giving arms to a person in need is not, firstly about helping the person in question, the average man in a position to help somebody in need, first thinks to himself, (what if something like this happens to me) so, when he deeps his hand into his pocket to help a *someone in need*, it's either his doing it to make sure somebody helps him when he unfortunately finds him self in that position, hereby securing. His future, (the same thing ur parents are doing by sending u all those money erry month in school), or he's doing it for the psychological satisfaction of being a good person, something that gives peace of mind...#all about him...
My conclusion is this, we came here to the world, #alone.. And we met pple, buh we togeda to help each other achieve our personal goals... We are all opportunists, iKnw for sure that am one, you are On Your Own, together with me, using me in the best possible way u can, to achieve all u can for ur self... And if via building my future iUnconsciously build your's in the process, (assuming my dream is a luxury duplex and ur's is something like a bungalow) don't get it twisted u still on your own, tis jus that if iDidn't succeed in building ur bungalow as a test, den iMight fail in building my luxury duplex... That's life "mija" (spanish for nigga, not sure am correct) that's as fair as life gets......iDon talk too much, thanks for listening, until tomorrow @9pm.. Read enjoy! av a nice night. X0X0 CiD47
Edited by iiFunaya a.k.a iPhone)
The Coming of MrLew part2
I dn't edit this
On that faithful day, on the 14th of September 2014, around dat kind 4:30 iWas woken by the sound of un-ending prayers coming from the parlour, thanks to Brother Friday. My senior, brother and Deacon Mo, one person like that, that really knws hw to pray and clap very loudly. The noise wasn't jus dat.. Anty Onyi, was in the rooom cry for her life as if, it was somebody. Dat forced her to open her legs and get pregnant in the process for her husband... Mtchew, u knw what? Scrap dat. She was shouting endlessly as if nobody told her to reduce the way she gulp milk, milo and other food items during her pregnancy period.. Jus incase u are lost, lemme bring u back... 14th of Sept, was the day MrLew was born, buh that was not the day labour started, that was not the day, her water broke..as a matter of fact, MrLew had plans to come out three days before that faithful day! These endless sounds of agony and prayer woke me from my beautiful sleep on the first Sunday iSpent in Lagos in 2014... Finally sha iWoke up, and discorverd that,. My one and only anuty was having complications in giving birth, and it was obviously veryy crucial, dat's y errybody was praying... iJoined the prayer with all pleasure na... And trust me the evil called Devil.. Really sufferd a great blow, dat sunday morning, because iGave him fire prayer the MFM way... Back to y she had complications...!!!! Dem go dey tell this woman!!! Nor dey drink too much beverage, she nor dey hear. Don't eat too much u pikin go too big, and ur pussy won't be wide ebuf to usher him into this hard world... The world is hard enuf, u r making it worse by eating erry thing ur eye can see and letting the por boy pass tru stress before becoming a human being, she nor hear..m my moms dtold her, she nor hear, my granny tell am, she nor hear..m me sef wey no knw shimgam, still tell she still nor hear... Omo that day eh... Na God jus gba kontrol ni ooo, if not, the lil dude gor be still born,,, accorfing to reperts the reached us after his birth, it was said that is placenta was already decaying, iNoticed that before his first bath, he had this awful smell kinda, las las, iStill thank God say, the lil dude is hale and hearty, very soon now, he'll be wounding gals... And be reat assured that I'll teach him all he needs to knw, in the world of charming th female gender... ILovw u MrLew, my one and only "oyinbo for hand" ... Eh hen, before iGo, iwanna advice all the gals that hope to be mothers sometime tomorrow, if u don't want ur belly torn open like my cousin's, pls endeavour to have a lot of Sex, so as to widen ur pussy for the birth of ur children... When iMean sex, iMean plenty of Sex.... Very plenty.... Of it. Or if u don't enjoy sex enuf for the benefit of unborn children, den try not to eat too much during pregnancy... *smiles* have a nice day until we see again @9pm..m Still iAm MrChinyere the author and starter of www.mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com X0X0.$
On that faithful day, on the 14th of September 2014, around dat kind 4:30 iWas woken by the sound of un-ending prayers coming from the parlour, thanks to Brother Friday. My senior, brother and Deacon Mo, one person like that, that really knws hw to pray and clap very loudly. The noise wasn't jus dat.. Anty Onyi, was in the rooom cry for her life as if, it was somebody. Dat forced her to open her legs and get pregnant in the process for her husband... Mtchew, u knw what? Scrap dat. She was shouting endlessly as if nobody told her to reduce the way she gulp milk, milo and other food items during her pregnancy period.. Jus incase u are lost, lemme bring u back... 14th of Sept, was the day MrLew was born, buh that was not the day labour started, that was not the day, her water broke..as a matter of fact, MrLew had plans to come out three days before that faithful day! These endless sounds of agony and prayer woke me from my beautiful sleep on the first Sunday iSpent in Lagos in 2014... Finally sha iWoke up, and discorverd that,. My one and only anuty was having complications in giving birth, and it was obviously veryy crucial, dat's y errybody was praying... iJoined the prayer with all pleasure na... And trust me the evil called Devil.. Really sufferd a great blow, dat sunday morning, because iGave him fire prayer the MFM way... Back to y she had complications...!!!! Dem go dey tell this woman!!! Nor dey drink too much beverage, she nor dey hear. Don't eat too much u pikin go too big, and ur pussy won't be wide ebuf to usher him into this hard world... The world is hard enuf, u r making it worse by eating erry thing ur eye can see and letting the por boy pass tru stress before becoming a human being, she nor hear..m my moms dtold her, she nor hear, my granny tell am, she nor hear..m me sef wey no knw shimgam, still tell she still nor hear... Omo that day eh... Na God jus gba kontrol ni ooo, if not, the lil dude gor be still born,,, accorfing to reperts the reached us after his birth, it was said that is placenta was already decaying, iNoticed that before his first bath, he had this awful smell kinda, las las, iStill thank God say, the lil dude is hale and hearty, very soon now, he'll be wounding gals... And be reat assured that I'll teach him all he needs to knw, in the world of charming th female gender... ILovw u MrLew, my one and only "oyinbo for hand" ... Eh hen, before iGo, iwanna advice all the gals that hope to be mothers sometime tomorrow, if u don't want ur belly torn open like my cousin's, pls endeavour to have a lot of Sex, so as to widen ur pussy for the birth of ur children... When iMean sex, iMean plenty of Sex.... Very plenty.... Of it. Or if u don't enjoy sex enuf for the benefit of unborn children, den try not to eat too much during pregnancy... *smiles* have a nice day until we see again @9pm..m Still iAm MrChinyere the author and starter of www.mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com X0X0.$
The coming of MrLew part1
U remember this post? Read and enjoy, the part2 is underway (don't pay much attention to my errors, l don't e except today's topic 9pm)
MrJournal... iWas away for nearly aMonth... And a ton. Of thing went down.. Yeap... Many many thing happened, many of which iCan't write all about... So wha am gonna do is write about the most interesting, and other related issues... Best news of the the past year was dat, one of my cousins gave birth to a bouncing babyy Boy... Chai!!! If u see this boy... UGo. Trip... The young man too fine, am starting to think dat the young man took his good looks frm me..m yes.. Me... Because if u look at it verry well, his father is a wor wor man and the mother jus fine small... So am thinking, am his closest relative that can possibly be resposible for that handsome-ness,, this lil boy was given birth to on the 14 of Sept 2014... And iSingle. Handedly named him Lewis... iCall him MrLew some of the tyme, too...and the boy dey eat!!! Buh wetin iUse like am be say.. I'm nor dey cry anyhow.. Except wen im dey hungry... Dat's d only time u'll hear his cry voice..* taking a long look at this very lil creation of God on the day of his birth..m iFelt Love... There and then iWas absolutely convinced that iWas capable to love... Because the feeling iGot holding that lil cute boy, who will start forming BigBoy for me in the near future, made me feel nostalgic about the future(sue me) remembering how iHad to pray the toughest prayer of my life on the morning of this lil guyz' birthday... Here is the full story... His mom *Aunty Onyiyechi, came to spend the remaining of her pregnancy time with my mom @our house so. Dat when her water finally breaks, my mom wwill be close enuf to help her offload MrLew frm. Her Uterus, Good plan abi?... And for some of y'all that don't knw.. My mom is a Nurse... A verry good one... She is undisputedly among the best 50nusres in Nigeria and she has help many women give birth to their babies at there houses... No b one, no be two... As a matter of fact.. My Kid sis..#Esther was given birth to at home with jus my mom as the owner of the Uterus and my Dad(that dosen't knw shit medcine) as the doctor...(Sorry iForgot the chemist part, Neva mind)... So as iWas sayin my SweetSuperNurseMoM has a verry verrry impressive. Record of helping women put to bed in theie houses... So u might be asking what went wrong.. Y did Aunty Onyi have to go the the hospital to get her stomach torn open to bring MrLew Out... Well I'll tell... Lemme jus publish this one first... iKnw before iRead anything on line iCheck the the length, so iDon wanna lea the length scare y'all ... CiD.
MrJournal... iWas away for nearly aMonth... And a ton. Of thing went down.. Yeap... Many many thing happened, many of which iCan't write all about... So wha am gonna do is write about the most interesting, and other related issues... Best news of the the past year was dat, one of my cousins gave birth to a bouncing babyy Boy... Chai!!! If u see this boy... UGo. Trip... The young man too fine, am starting to think dat the young man took his good looks frm me..m yes.. Me... Because if u look at it verry well, his father is a wor wor man and the mother jus fine small... So am thinking, am his closest relative that can possibly be resposible for that handsome-ness,, this lil boy was given birth to on the 14 of Sept 2014... And iSingle. Handedly named him Lewis... iCall him MrLew some of the tyme, too...and the boy dey eat!!! Buh wetin iUse like am be say.. I'm nor dey cry anyhow.. Except wen im dey hungry... Dat's d only time u'll hear his cry voice..* taking a long look at this very lil creation of God on the day of his birth..m iFelt Love... There and then iWas absolutely convinced that iWas capable to love... Because the feeling iGot holding that lil cute boy, who will start forming BigBoy for me in the near future, made me feel nostalgic about the future(sue me) remembering how iHad to pray the toughest prayer of my life on the morning of this lil guyz' birthday... Here is the full story... His mom *Aunty Onyiyechi, came to spend the remaining of her pregnancy time with my mom @our house so. Dat when her water finally breaks, my mom wwill be close enuf to help her offload MrLew frm. Her Uterus, Good plan abi?... And for some of y'all that don't knw.. My mom is a Nurse... A verry good one... She is undisputedly among the best 50nusres in Nigeria and she has help many women give birth to their babies at there houses... No b one, no be two... As a matter of fact.. My Kid sis..#Esther was given birth to at home with jus my mom as the owner of the Uterus and my Dad(that dosen't knw shit medcine) as the doctor...(Sorry iForgot the chemist part, Neva mind)... So as iWas sayin my SweetSuperNurseMoM has a verry verrry impressive. Record of helping women put to bed in theie houses... So u might be asking what went wrong.. Y did Aunty Onyi have to go the the hospital to get her stomach torn open to bring MrLew Out... Well I'll tell... Lemme jus publish this one first... iKnw before iRead anything on line iCheck the the length, so iDon wanna lea the length scare y'all ... CiD.
b4 "Today's topic @9pm
Today's Topic @9pm will be "Oyocracy the government of. "You" "yourself" and "yours". what do u think?
To: Mr Journal.
(Read with caution, iDidn't edit after typing)
Good evening, to u jare, iKnw u not a human being, buh iStill am asking, hw was ya day?? Good iGuess... Rgiht bout now..m am kinda confused a lil bit.. Scrap dat,,, am really confused. I've recorded a personal best in past time, referring to attention I've received on this blog... ThankGod am jus doing for fun.. Buh I,ve to admit dat, MrChinyere'sJournal has seen better days in terns of page views... And, it's true wht day say about, "A job well done means, more Job to be done" that's y I introduced this "Today's Topic @9pm" after somebody told me that,,,, writing all day about my boring life was not what people want to read (shey iBe celeb ni?) What scares me the most is that, I'll wake up one day... And seen, 0pageviews today... After enjoy a personal best of 174pagesviews....iknw 174pageviews is not really a Big deal compared to LindaIkeji, BellaNaija, Tiwasblog and the rest of dem... Buh it still gave me a great deal of joy and sense of belonging that people actually read the crap iWrite... The feeling is invaluable.. Buh my problem is that... Dey don't comment.. MrJournal, nod if u've not fallen asleep frm this too much talking! ... Okay, can iContinue?... Thanks. iknw people read what ever trash iWrite, no matter hw small the nuber might be, as of yesterday.. "Todays topic @9pm" got45 pageviews... Buh it would av being better to knw what dey actually think, Good or Bad, that way I'll strife to become a better writer for dem, u shay u get? Eh hen ... Dat notwithstanding sha... iNot stop dong what ever it is am doing.. It's very hard to start typing oo, however, iF start. Typing here... E nor dey gree finish.. One last thing, even as nobody has, texted me NO on watsapp, I've decide to stop updating them about new posts. y? Did u jus ask y???? Lemme tell u, if it were me, iWon't like pple bugging my watapp page about some stupid blog/journal iDon't gee a shit bout... Buh if iDo give a shit about dat funny/wonderful blog/journal... iWon't need anybody to remind bout checking pon it.. So for those that always check up on MrJournal even when iForget him... This is for u X0X0... Would av loved to gee u my digits oo, buh let's not go too fast first... Contact MrChinyere on chukschinyere@gmail.com.
Good evening, to u jare, iKnw u not a human being, buh iStill am asking, hw was ya day?? Good iGuess... Rgiht bout now..m am kinda confused a lil bit.. Scrap dat,,, am really confused. I've recorded a personal best in past time, referring to attention I've received on this blog... ThankGod am jus doing for fun.. Buh I,ve to admit dat, MrChinyere'sJournal has seen better days in terns of page views... And, it's true wht day say about, "A job well done means, more Job to be done" that's y I introduced this "Today's Topic @9pm" after somebody told me that,,,, writing all day about my boring life was not what people want to read (shey iBe celeb ni?) What scares me the most is that, I'll wake up one day... And seen, 0pageviews today... After enjoy a personal best of 174pagesviews....iknw 174pageviews is not really a Big deal compared to LindaIkeji, BellaNaija, Tiwasblog and the rest of dem... Buh it still gave me a great deal of joy and sense of belonging that people actually read the crap iWrite... The feeling is invaluable.. Buh my problem is that... Dey don't comment.. MrJournal, nod if u've not fallen asleep frm this too much talking! ... Okay, can iContinue?... Thanks. iknw people read what ever trash iWrite, no matter hw small the nuber might be, as of yesterday.. "Todays topic @9pm" got45 pageviews... Buh it would av being better to knw what dey actually think, Good or Bad, that way I'll strife to become a better writer for dem, u shay u get? Eh hen ... Dat notwithstanding sha... iNot stop dong what ever it is am doing.. It's very hard to start typing oo, however, iF start. Typing here... E nor dey gree finish.. One last thing, even as nobody has, texted me NO on watsapp, I've decide to stop updating them about new posts. y? Did u jus ask y???? Lemme tell u, if it were me, iWon't like pple bugging my watapp page about some stupid blog/journal iDon't gee a shit bout... Buh if iDo give a shit about dat funny/wonderful blog/journal... iWon't need anybody to remind bout checking pon it.. So for those that always check up on MrJournal even when iForget him... This is for u X0X0... Would av loved to gee u my digits oo, buh let's not go too fast first... Contact MrChinyere on chukschinyere@gmail.com.
03 Dec 2014
iSincerly think am out of iDeas on what and how to do , what I'lll need to bring audience or keep my current audience coming. Amy ideas?
Tuesday, 2 December 2014
I love my country oo but she don tire me
Good people of our beloved country, good evening o jare! iHail oo, ur courage is something that deserves applaud, the nigerian way of seeing things is jus beautiful, where we make laughter out of erry thing... Good or Bad we find a way to laugh about it. Love that. Buh right now, laughter is far from the question, state of the da nation don kpafu kara, e do spoil... Abi e dey spoil dey go ni, am not about to blame anybody for spoiling the country oo. As a matter of fact, spoiling this country and watching Nigeria's SuperEagels discgrace dem selves in a game of football are the only things wey we dey do in unity and collective-ness . And as iSaid earlier iNor dey blame anybody for that fact, because a flock of sheep without any Shepherd is liable to scatter. This is the situation we have in Naija, we've elected a man who is not only an absentee landlord, but one hell of an introvert, become president... O ma se ooo ,like Hon Patrick would say "it is a pitiable piss-mar shit-sir", iKnw right abot now, some so-called Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (T.A.N) will be gunning for my head, wait wait wait... Before u shoot ur smoking gun,,, lemme tell u dat iToo, like u, Love UncleJona,,, the only diffrence iz xat iLove my country more, and with GEJ or even PDP @the helm of affairs, things are likely, not to gea betta, or else he becomes sharper in Thinking, speech...,attitude...and in action..(Something that is not likely to happen anytime soon). iHave Agree that Jonathan is not the one personally bombing and killing people all over the northern part of Nigeria, buh what is he doing about it?... He is not the one who did "abragadabra" and vamoosed 20million dollars from central bank... Buh when he was asked bout it he simply said #Americawillknow... Obviously america neva gea our time to notice 20million or their dollars missing in the back yard of our central bank, probably because they av ISIS on their mind as well as immigration lwas and #Ferguson,... Do u wanna knw want iThink? iThink Jonathan is not fit for anoda term! Abeg make we tell our sef truth biko.... We knw Nigeria has being decaying from time immemorial, and it is not reducing by any length of my imagination, we are getting worse by the moment and Jonathan is not doing any thing to help,remember he's the president oo, the only times we knw, we av a presido is wen BH bombs Kano and kills almost 300pple, that's wen CNN or AIT will carry news that "Nigeria's president, GEJ condemns Kano bombing" o je bi? Is it not only condemn, him for commend dem na? This is my point, iDon't like the APC for any thing, buh Buhari is one man that has almost what it takes to help Naija, even if na only Boko him takle e don do, because am almost getting used to the news of, "many killed somewhere in the northern nigeria", and iDon't like it... News of multiple deaths in Borno or Kaduna or any other northern part of nigeria... Is almost as frequent as premier league macthes... A president hu is not in the news, as much as his wife hu always appear in our faces thanks to her ligustic prowess, is not what wee neeed biko...remember #BringBackOurGirls campaigners are still clamouring ooo( obviously not as loud as the did 5months ago), and are still un-answered to, law makers are still "flying fence" into the National Assembly Buildings, and we av a president, o kwa ya? the same president that told us that #Shekau don die, while he was busy planing to reduce the city of Kano by almost 200 people by the "recreational" exercise of BOMBING, the same president that told us that, they agreed a cease with BokoHaram(terrorist group),,nawa ooo, obviously it was a fake BokoHaram they discussed with. Hear ye me... iWon't ask u to vote anybody, @least not now... Buh let's see Jona, for the incompetent excuse of a GCFR he really is..iLove the bits outa this country, buh she don almost tire me finish, especially with President Goodluck Jonathan as GCFR. Mu wan ku cha go, iReast ma case ni oo.. Thanks for listening. Still iAm "47CIDchinyereMR" toh fly... X0X0 love y'all.
before the main thing.
I av to admit, am a little nervous about the possible reaction of my first real publication. On MrChinyere'sJournal , iHope this is the beginning of better things. On the blog and for me. Last editing. ATM.
02 Dec 2014
I wanna apologies for my inability to live on to my promise of giving y'all something cute to read, evry day @9pm, yesterday.. Even as MTN show me their tru colour, yesterNight, God still took control... Wanna share one of my poetic proses with y'all, a few of my Watsapp peeps must av seen this, buh for those still in the dark of my nearly loveable potic prowess... Hear ye this..m wha u r bout to read was written for one of my female Doctor friend(doctor to be oooo, she still dey learn) she inspires me.... #i'llsaynomore... And dats as much as I'll tell u bout, her... Until I tell u more... Enjoy.
Letter To...
Fair princess, how many questions, iHave to ask you, and hw limited ur answers always are. On top of the list is "how do u manage to make me so? How much did u pay for the un-questionable ownership you hold over the land space in my heart, from whom did you buy my heart from, and how much did u pay?! iAsk! Y is it so hard to own ur's as such.??? Indeed u left my mind's thought for sometime, and other thoughts crept in, how long has it being since ur re-arrival and my heart has once again being empty-ly re-occupied by your bitter-sweet, yet un-reciprocated love that tease nor please me, but ceases me.
With one hand on my chest and the other, with pen on paper, iAdmit it. I do love you, even more now than before, this love that has so Long eluded me, will once more elude this poor hungry love thirsty lad, only if you refuse this, not to be. Pretty miss, you might be caught in the very strong webs of this apprenticeship on how to save lives and make the world a better place through medicine. However DearMiss here is an oppurtunity for you to start practising a little early, this young lad suffers a sickness only you can cure, your love alone is the only vaccine in the world to heal this ailment iSuffer of.
My pain linger because you refuse to love me. The cure to my heart's internal bleeding is you, your love is all that is needed to save this life of mine. Dear doctor, save the world one heart at a time, starting with mine. *smiles*
X0X0, CiD.
Letter To...
Fair princess, how many questions, iHave to ask you, and hw limited ur answers always are. On top of the list is "how do u manage to make me so? How much did u pay for the un-questionable ownership you hold over the land space in my heart, from whom did you buy my heart from, and how much did u pay?! iAsk! Y is it so hard to own ur's as such.??? Indeed u left my mind's thought for sometime, and other thoughts crept in, how long has it being since ur re-arrival and my heart has once again being empty-ly re-occupied by your bitter-sweet, yet un-reciprocated love that tease nor please me, but ceases me.
With one hand on my chest and the other, with pen on paper, iAdmit it. I do love you, even more now than before, this love that has so Long eluded me, will once more elude this poor hungry love thirsty lad, only if you refuse this, not to be. Pretty miss, you might be caught in the very strong webs of this apprenticeship on how to save lives and make the world a better place through medicine. However DearMiss here is an oppurtunity for you to start practising a little early, this young lad suffers a sickness only you can cure, your love alone is the only vaccine in the world to heal this ailment iSuffer of.
My pain linger because you refuse to love me. The cure to my heart's internal bleeding is you, your love is all that is needed to save this life of mine. Dear doctor, save the world one heart at a time, starting with mine. *smiles*
X0X0, CiD.
Monday, 1 December 2014
s/o to IFUNAYA Hbd llnp....IJN
Hello, erry body, before iSay anything iJus. Wanna gee aBig shout out to ifunaya a.k.a iPhone, happy birthday toh u jare... May God bless u plenty... #back to bizness, today is the. First day of the last month of the two thousand and fourteenth year after the death of Jesus... Holla to all celebrating tDay... U r not only celebrating ur bday buh the Beginning of anoda Xmas dat might suck(or not). dat not withstanding we all happy that 2014 is almost over... Hate the year or love her, she has done her best or worst... Ranging for swallowing two Malaysian air crafts, to giving Germany a wonderful present in a world cup trophy, also many died, thanks to ISIS, BH, alShabab, taliban.... Men!!! The list is endless... Buh if we start to count all the happenings of the year, Bad will out number the good for sure... (Dat's if we do the counting ooo) dat not withstanding... Next year has a good potential to be worse.. Ranging from poorer WASSCE(something that gets worse by each passing year) more killing of INNOCENT civilians by BH, or Ansaruwa... (The BH understudies), more especially, we will need to be more careful, with 2015 becos why????(Can some one answer?.... Any one??... Mtcheww olodo students.. Lol) becos of tis election year...
Login @9pm to read more of what iThink bout 2015(and election in that year) don't take it too seriously... #GodHelpMyCountry #NIGERIA... iAlmost forgot.. #2014 u better don't go away without bringing back our girls ooo... Don't try to pass it to 2015 inugi?... Till 9pm X0X0
CiD47chinyereMR
Login @9pm to read more of what iThink bout 2015(and election in that year) don't take it too seriously... #GodHelpMyCountry #NIGERIA... iAlmost forgot.. #2014 u better don't go away without bringing back our girls ooo... Don't try to pass it to 2015 inugi?... Till 9pm X0X0
CiD47chinyereMR
Saturday, 22 November 2014
By Kingsley my G
TO BE A MAN U NEED TO POSSESS ALL THIS ATTRIBUTES....
TRUST: giving out ur only 10million naira as loan without any document or written note to a stranger...(Na NYSC u be? Now Your Suffering Continue).
HOPE: plugging ur phone on light hoping 4 nepa to bring light and u knw say dem dey on strike...ur phone go talk.. O ma se oo.
PATIENCE: using a candle to roast yam...(My dear ur death go slow cos of hunger).
BRAVERY: fighting 10 guys(cultist) over ur babe bcos dem slap am.. ( Shey na jumong u be?)
PEACE: if dem slap u 4 ur right cheek just turn 2 d left simultaneously.......(If u no buy aboniki na u sabi)
FOOLISHNESS: ur car brake no good and u knw. Bt u still dey drive 240Km/H for 3rd mainland bridge...(Dem no tel u say general hospital don dey reject people?)
FATE: wen wolf dey pursue u 4 dream and u wake up to see say lion don dey prepare to use u do breakfast...( Wat a twisted fate)
LOVE: giving ur babe the only parachute left in d plane wen its abt to crash and praying for an angel to com and cari u down...( Even God go wonder who create u)
HATE: wen a guy wan toast u and u slap am, insult am, then u pour am hot water.. Come reply YES......( Dat relationship na hours E go last)
FAITH: u no get certificate even 4 pry sch and u wan apply as an engineer for NNPC or CHEVRON....(Na witchcraft u use bath?)
WICKEDNESS: after reading all this tin I suffer compose una no laugh......( If GOD no judge U.... WHO WILL?)
...........................BB PIN: 3344A16B
TRUST: giving out ur only 10million naira as loan without any document or written note to a stranger...(Na NYSC u be? Now Your Suffering Continue).
HOPE: plugging ur phone on light hoping 4 nepa to bring light and u knw say dem dey on strike...ur phone go talk.. O ma se oo.
PATIENCE: using a candle to roast yam...(My dear ur death go slow cos of hunger).
BRAVERY: fighting 10 guys(cultist) over ur babe bcos dem slap am.. ( Shey na jumong u be?)
PEACE: if dem slap u 4 ur right cheek just turn 2 d left simultaneously.......(If u no buy aboniki na u sabi)
FOOLISHNESS: ur car brake no good and u knw. Bt u still dey drive 240Km/H for 3rd mainland bridge...(Dem no tel u say general hospital don dey reject people?)
FATE: wen wolf dey pursue u 4 dream and u wake up to see say lion don dey prepare to use u do breakfast...( Wat a twisted fate)
LOVE: giving ur babe the only parachute left in d plane wen its abt to crash and praying for an angel to com and cari u down...( Even God go wonder who create u)
HATE: wen a guy wan toast u and u slap am, insult am, then u pour am hot water.. Come reply YES......( Dat relationship na hours E go last)
FAITH: u no get certificate even 4 pry sch and u wan apply as an engineer for NNPC or CHEVRON....(Na witchcraft u use bath?)
WICKEDNESS: after reading all this tin I suffer compose una no laugh......( If GOD no judge U.... WHO WILL?)
...........................BB PIN: 3344A16B
Tuesday, 18 November 2014
this is just somethin iWrote
Omo e don tey wey iBlog, as e nor gea wetin iWan dey doo na... Make I ku ku blog... mrJournal... I've starved u abi?... Kia no vex nor be my fault... It is lack of wetin to write,,, am not saying my life is not intresting oo, or there are not intresting things happening in my life right now oo, buh to write bout them has proven to be a problem... That's my problem wif keeping journals... It is too demanding especially when it is a blog like this where pple come and read away them worries to laughter... Am nt saying am !basket mouth! Type of funny oo..m buh my writing skills r kinda good... Which counts for something shea? Okay iAlready feel like am blowing my trumpet too much already$$$ back to what happened in my life ..tday and other days... Am let's see, iMade a record today of hihfest number of toasting.. Today... Jus today iChyked almost ten-15. Unizik year one gurls today... And when iSay toast... iDidn't jus talk to dem oo.. ICollected numbers too... iMight even publish some numbers sef.. Will that make sense?.... Lemme think about it... But in all my escapades... Only one gurl.. Was able to catch my fancy(not like she planned to) buh she was the only one iReally was speechless around... She amongs dem all was the only gurl dat gave me a glimpse of...*iFit date this gurl sha ooo* dis gurl am talking bout is nt a fresher, she actually looked like one buh she isn't... She is a 3year student... Pretty as fuck... Talk dark skinned.... And smart.. Because amongst all the gurls iChyked today... No one of the gave me their digits at first try... The had to make me ask over and over again b4 they game me... A lot of sweet - smart ass funny talk was involve b4 iGot to get ant number.. Buh for this gurl.. All the smart.. Funny talk.. Did nt work... Wetin iNo talk she did not still bulge... Omo men.. No be small thing oo... Buh a brother will not fee up..± u knw y? BecAsue.. #iWant the love... And am givin everything iHave to get it.. If e no work iGo tell una.. And cry as well when iTell.. For de main time iFeel better.. Thank u God
Sunday, 9 November 2014
ImLeaving... DunnnoWhen I'lll be back again
My good pple of Lasgidi "am leaving eh hen" probably might not comme back. Till iGradge... iMight come back b4... iReally dunno... Buh something I'll like to point out is this,,, iEnjoyd my stay here in Lag... It was cool , fun. Filled and adventurous... And iHave pple to thank for it... Pplee like... My one and only Moms' dats' probably never going to read my Blog?... Someone like Segun, dat was alway a pin in the ass... Buh thanks to him amusing a B5 at a very cheap rate....(That the only reason iMade sure u got a good BB too...) My man 25... All. My Okoko boy to don ja.... When dem hear the name 25.... 25... iHail ooo... Udey among the pple wey make this my holiday dope small... And iKnow say u gea beta phone.. Buh some one or two pple read this ish... E. Must reach ur ear.....Endurance... U Too much... IBK....thanks mon .... Ur hand was made for holding clippers and giviing boys this kind of BadAss hair style am wearing.... Not for fightin... Inugo? Thank u too.... My mon Kingsely(can't belive iJus called u my mon) well u be mu man sha... Thanks man..(For. Wetin oooo*thinking*) Ha.... For letting my dislocate my ankle on sevral occasions when ever iCome play ball for NewTrafford...(Ur compound)... MFM youth assembly(They probably might not see this too)... Thanks for making. Me feel @home in my NewChurch... SunnyJapan... Keep doin what u r doing.... Eloho... iSee u... UG ...Guzman... inor fit sing song make iKnw call una name na.... To all the gurl wey iStart. Parol for their head wey iKno. Finish... #WeShallMeet Agaain.... Jus stay as fine... And to all my noewly wedded gurl friends... Chisom and Co. (Don't worry they will not see it)... iJust might miss u... X0X0 -CiD. Awka, wait for "C".... Lastly to all "inthe FriendsWorld La Familia" ....let my phone rest na!!!!
Friday, 7 November 2014
e don tey sha
New messag..e... Hi all wats apining..m me? Am very well oo... Jus wanted to say hi(to) all and sundry reading this blog.. Evenn @tymes when iDon't ppost any thing.. Tis not like tis my fault ooo. Buh the circumstance here in Lagos had proven very challenging... Buh by the special grace of God... We will swing back into full action... iHave things to write abot... Tons of the.m a whole lot happened during my stay in Lasgidi... ..m yas! iRemember typing something.. To share wif u guyz when ever I gea the. Tyme to do so.m x0Xo
Saturday, 4 October 2014
1000mark
Hurray hurray... www.mrchinyeresjournal.blodspot.com MrChinyere'sJournal... Jus hit the 1000 mark of pageviews... Feels good to knw pple actually read what u write.. #Thank y*all
u can now post comments
The problem of not being able to comment.. Has being rectified... Am very happpy to gee u guyz da news... So ur various views and comments will be wwell appreciated
Yay.... Baraka de Sallah
Tis baraka dey sallah sha... Jus wanna wish my peaceful muslim fwends a very joyous sallah, o jare... This is my fav part of having a muslim fwend... You jus go frm house to house and eat as much meat and pepper rice, as ur belle and mouth(teeth) can handle... Segun...mapoly-ite... Na ur house sure pass ooo, idon see ram wey u. Dey use do dp, for watsapp, buh no kam sha... Make we dey look... Peace is beutifil ain't it? When It's time to celebrate wif my Muslim padis... We'll do so together, not knwing fully well what it is we are really celebrating because.. Their Sallah too plenty... It's hard to keep up... Some time.. These their numerous Sallah celebrations in one year the make me feel like iGo like convert...(Wink).. Buh the good thing is that... Be You Chistain or Muslim... We still fwends.. And if iDecide to celebrate something u really don't knw much of... Ur job is to be happy for me as ur fwend... As far as u r not celebrating the death of my Mum... Lol... iLove all my fwends... Regadless of religion... iF iOpenly say... iHate someone... It's definately not bcos of religion,,, probably for something more or less than religion... Buh definitely not for religion... Once Again...Baraka. De. Sallah. X0X0...CiD
Composed by Kingsley... my Padi
HATERS...
I don't av time for u bcos ur madness is temporarily horizontal to the canceric axis of ur diagonal foolishness and now it is equivalent to a permanent dislocation of ur brain fatique making u default/handicap/physically challenged/imbecile to human race. Now tru the help of a formulative propaganda we arrived at a simultaneous solutuion to summarize ur career of disability to a cure suitable to a monkeylized fugitive then we inserminated an ebolaic syrup and supprisenly u foolishly adapted to it and bcame paralympic and uncircumsize goat prepared for slaughter.. u are nothing bt an acrobatic ape, mentally retarded dog, disabled fowl, rejected and denounced rat,staphilococated chimpazie and an organic/structural/natural and derived owl. My haters take this...
I don't av time for u bcos ur madness is temporarily horizontal to the canceric axis of ur diagonal foolishness and now it is equivalent to a permanent dislocation of ur brain fatique making u default/handicap/physically challenged/imbecile to human race. Now tru the help of a formulative propaganda we arrived at a simultaneous solutuion to summarize ur career of disability to a cure suitable to a monkeylized fugitive then we inserminated an ebolaic syrup and supprisenly u foolishly adapted to it and bcame paralympic and uncircumsize goat prepared for slaughter.. u are nothing bt an acrobatic ape, mentally retarded dog, disabled fowl, rejected and denounced rat,staphilococated chimpazie and an organic/structural/natural and derived owl. My haters take this...
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