The Coming of MrLew part2

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On that faithful day, on the 14th of September 2014, around dat kind 4:30 iWas woken by the sound of un-ending prayers coming from the parlour, thanks to Brother Friday. My senior, brother and Deacon Mo, one person like that, that really knws hw to pray and clap very loudly. The noise wasn't jus dat.. Anty Onyi, was in the rooom cry for her life as if, it was somebody. Dat forced her to open her legs and get pregnant in the process for her husband... Mtchew, u knw what? Scrap dat. She was shouting endlessly as if nobody told her to reduce the way she gulp milk, milo and other food items during her pregnancy period.. Jus incase u are lost, lemme bring u back... 14th of Sept, was the day MrLew was born, buh that was not the day labour started, that was not the day, her water broke..as a matter of fact, MrLew had plans to come out three days before that faithful day! These endless sounds of agony and prayer woke me from my beautiful sleep on the first Sunday iSpent in Lagos in 2014... Finally sha iWoke up, and discorverd that,. My one and only anuty was having complications in giving birth, and it was obviously veryy crucial, dat's y errybody was praying... iJoined the prayer with all pleasure na... And trust me the evil called Devil.. Really sufferd a great blow, dat sunday morning, because iGave him fire prayer the MFM way... Back to y she had complications...!!!! Dem go dey tell this woman!!! Nor dey drink too much beverage, she nor dey hear. Don't eat too much u pikin go too big, and ur pussy won't be wide ebuf to usher him into this hard world... The world is hard enuf, u r making it worse by eating erry thing ur eye can see and letting the por boy pass tru stress before becoming a human being, she nor hear..m my moms dtold her, she nor hear, my granny tell am, she nor hear..m me sef wey no knw shimgam, still tell she still nor hear... Omo that day eh... Na God jus gba kontrol ni ooo, if not, the lil dude gor be still born,,, accorfing to reperts the reached us after his birth, it was said that is placenta was already decaying, iNoticed that before his first bath, he had this awful smell kinda, las las, iStill thank God say, the lil dude is hale and hearty, very soon now, he'll be wounding gals... And be reat assured that I'll teach him all he needs to knw, in the world of charming th female gender... ILovw u MrLew, my one and only "oyinbo for hand" ... Eh hen, before iGo, iwanna advice all the gals that hope to be mothers sometime tomorrow, if u don't want ur belly torn open like my cousin's, pls endeavour to have a lot of Sex, so as to widen ur pussy for the birth of ur children... When iMean sex, iMean plenty of Sex.... Very plenty.... Of it. Or if u don't enjoy sex enuf for the benefit of unborn children, den try not to eat too much during pregnancy... *smiles* have a nice day until we see again @9pm..m Still iAm MrChinyere the author and starter of www.mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com X0X0.$