Showing posts with label 47timez exclusive. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 47timez exclusive. Show all posts

Friday, 1 July 2016

A Country of Political Analysts.

     

On the last Sunday of the month of June in 2016, I was early enough to make it half way into the Sunday school class. I sincerely can not remember the topic of the Sunday school lecture, but I can remember quite vividly that i heard the words "Buhari" and "Change" more times in a Church environment than I have ever heard before in one place. At some point, I found it hard to differentiate between Church and the newspaper stand at Okokomaiko bus stop.

"That is the change we are all suffering, because we have refused to read our Bible". Unsure of the relationship between the Bible and our now predicament with change in the country, I paid absolute attention to what the Sunday school teacher had to say next. " The book of Proverbs chapter 24 vs 21 made it clear to us not to meddle with people who come to us with change, because their calamity is sudden, just like it is in Nigeria now,  but we refused to listen. Some did not even know that the all knowing God had warned us about APC long before now because they refuse to read their Bibles and understand God. See this Bible " as he raises his very big and 47years old looking Bible over his head to show the whole church, "it is full of empirical facts, the bible will arrest and convict you of your sins, with empirical facts and strong evidence you can't deny, unlike the EFCC under this Buhari man, who arrests you first puts one on media trial, and then scramble for the first piece of evidence lastly. " At this point I left like asking the Sunday school teacher,  if we were still church, but it seemed an unforgivable thing to do, interrupting a man in his zone. Moreover I was enjoying his outburst, it seemed laughable then, his verbal and non verbal expressions, so I just watched him continue.

Monday, 5 October 2015

Dear PMB... The Change we asked for.

I love this country, and as I said in one of my unpublished piece "what matters is that the President do the job at hand with the best people he thinks he can work with". PMB might not read this piece today or ever, but let me just address my President briefly.
 Dear PMB, many Nigerians believe in the change you promised to bring, we are waiting patiently to see these changes affect the price of garri in the market , the price of kerosene, even the price of spicy biscuits and all the other petty things that affects the common man. We are patiently waiting for fuel price to crash, we want see the value of our Naira fly, we want to sleep and wake , sleep and wake again with electricity in our homes. I personally want to be able to wait till the minute am to go out, before I press my cloth, because the power is constant.

Tuesday, 12 May 2015

47timez exclusive: Wahala in Unizik! SUG president vs The VC. where did all the money went??? lol

PHOTOS OF NOBLE EYISI UNIZIK S.U.G PRESIDENT ELECT 2014/2015 UNIZIK: Prof. Ahaneku assumes office, receives SUG, assures of ...
Hmm mm, iDon't really like doing campus news ooo, buh my people this one is a 47timez exclusive.

 According to Reports that reached  us yesterday from our amebos around, The SUG president of Nnamdi Azikiwe University in person of Hon Noble Eyisi! Wrote one kind serious letter to the  OFFICE of the VC , asking some very daring questions. Questions iThink deserves answers... this letter however did not go down very well with the VC(Prof. Joseph Ahaneku) a man who has being forming upright and strict since he took office almost a year ago. The VC in turn summoned the SUG president to face the school Senate!! And the mama of this president is a member of this Senate ooo her name is; Prof Joy Eyisi, the pride of English Language and Literature Department... Gawd! this is is messy, Well!!! if u think it really is messy.. Wait it's jus bout to get juicy...