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Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Stop acting like a parallel government - FG tells Gen. Buhari

interpretation: quit acting like u the shit, u ain't shit nigga... at least not yet... that's how iUnderstood it ooo how did you?

The presidential transition committee has accused Gen. Buhari's transition committee of acting like a parallel government, trying to stampede the Jonathan administration out of office.

The President-elect, Gen. Buhari, today Wednesday April 29th in Abuja inaugurated a 19-member Transition Committee to liaise with its Federal Government counterpart to ensure a smooth transition. See the photos and names of the transition committee members after the cut...

Read the State House press release below...

President Goodluck Jonathan has approved the appointment of Alhaji Sanusi Lamido Ado Bayero as the Managing Director of the Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA). Alhaji Sanusi, a lawyer, from Kano State takes over from Mallam Habib Abdullahi (pictured above) who has been relieved of his appointment as Managing Director of the NPA.

Ritchie (Chucks Chuke) is having an antagonizing experience with sassy Katherine (Omoni Oboli) who shows up with nine month pregnancy at his doorstep while he’s trying so hard to propose to the love of his life NINA (Aisha Tisham).

President-elect Gen. Buhari says he never gave the directive to anyone to bar AIT from covering his activities. In a statement released this evening and signed by the Director of Publicity for the Buhari Campaign Organisation, Garba Shehu, Gen Buhari said this is the era of change and that he along with his staff will ensure they do not make the same mistakes the outgoing government made.

US First Lady Michelle Obama looked gorgeous in a blue dress by Japanese designer Tadashi Shoji at the White House State dinner held yesterday in honour of Japan's Prime Minister Shinzō Abe. See more photos after the cut...

Disturbing the ladies...

No be me talk am ooo. Found this online thought iShould share:All women should have sex on the first date

How can I say something like that?
Don’t we all hear from countless mainstream dating and lifestyle sites that women should WAIT before they have sex with a man?
Are we not conditioned to believe that the only way a woman has the chance to have a happy relationship is when she waits at least until the THIRD date, before she takes off her clothes?
Yes, that’s what we should believe but that doesn’t mean that it is true. I can tell you from my own experience that with all the women I had sex with, I connected the most with the ones who I slept with on the first date...

Bayern Munich's Arjen Robben is out for the season after tearing a muscle in their German Cup semi-final defeat by Borussia Dortmund on Tuesday while Robert Lewandowski broke his jaw and nose and suffered concussion.

Kayode Fayemi

The immediate past Governor of Ekiti State, Dr. Kayode Fayemi, has said the President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, may consider granting amnesty to corrupt politicians who are ready to return stolen funds.

He, however, said Buhari’s promise to extend hands of friendship across the political divide in his acceptance speech shortly after winning the poll, does not mean that he would not prosecute corrupt government officials who served in the President Goodluck Jonathan administration.

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Lagos - Starboy boss and singer, Wizkid has added to his international collaborations by hitting the studio with UK band "All About She".
He shared their studio session on his Instagram page, See pics below.

Teenager stabs sleeping 9yr old boy to death because he wanted 'to see what it was like'

Abuja - The All Progressives Congress (APC) has suspended the zoning of offices, especially in the National Assembly, reports New Telegraph.

The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Aminu Tambuwal, has come under pressure from lawmakers seeking to succeed him as they are desperately in search of his support.

Among the top contenders seeking his support are House Minority Leader, Mr. Femi Gbajabiamila (Lagos State); Chairman, Committee on House Services, Mr. Yakubu Dogara (Bauchi State); and a member of the House Committee on Public Accounts, Mr. Paly Iriase (Edo State).

A fourth contestant, Mr. Abdulmumin Jibrin (Kano State), is also in the race, but he is said to be counting on emerging as the speaker, despite his zone (North-West), not mentioned in the zoning talks by the leadership of the All Progressives Congress.

Investigations showed that the outgoing speaker had “struggled” to remain neutral in the last one week by refusing to declare complete support for any of the contenders.

Nigerian presidential candidate of the main opposition All Progressives Congress (APC), Muhammadu Buhari and vice-presidential candidate Yemi Osinbajo attend a campaign rally on January 19, 2015 in Kaduna. Buhari will face President Goodluck Jonathan ~ CHRIS STEIN

Abuja - The President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, will address senators and House of Representatives members elected under the platform of the All Progressives Congress (APC) on Wednesday, reports Punch.

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Russell Wilson is having one hell of an off-season ... he just walked in to the White House State dinner with Ciara on his arm .... and she's looking DAMN FINE!!!!!Ciara who not too long ago was Future's fiancee...

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One of AT&T's presidents was fired following a company investigation into claims he sent a racist meme to a friend ...via text.

Mayweather vs Pacquiao Baby!!! the Revised, Mini, Summarized version. lol

EXCLUSIVE

MINI MAY-PAC TMZ.com

Floyd Mayweather vs. Manny Pacquiao is the main event but even the under, under ... UNDER card has some big names -- in the little boxing world, anyway.
"Mini Pretty Boy Money" and "Mini Pacman" went at it in the MGM Grand lobby on Monday ... not far from the full-size ring the resort is using to promote Saturday's huge bout.
You gotta see the stare down between the fighters -- absolutely menacing ... said no one.
But get this ... the ultra flyweights will really fight on Saturday night at Beacher's Madhouse and tickets ain't cheap. For $1500 you get to see Floyd and Manny on closed circuit, and then after that ... Mini Money and Mini Pac will go at it live.
Our money's on a TKO (Tiny Knock Out).

Who bleaching cream don help...oh i almost forgot Dencia. lol: Lady shows off before & after using bleaching products

IF we see true mo talk, e no gea where she fine inside both of the pics sef

She posted on instagram and said this is her before and after she began using a beauty product called Alexia. Nne pls bleach more u av not fine and reach.. lol. buh if i must choose i'll take the bleached version sha...

News flash! Only by Trekking Can you see the newly President Elect: Another man to trek from Maiduguri to Abuja in honor of Buhari

Oh you guyz should stop already!

45 year old Adamu Abdullahi (pictured above) says he will be trekking form Maiduguri in Borno state to Abuja from tomorrow April 30th, so he can meet with Gen Buhari to congratulate him on his victory at the presidential elections, according to KSM News. Married with 4 children, Adamu says he will be leaving Maiduguri by 6am tomorrow and will depart from Jimtilo park. He asked all Borno state indigences to forward their petitions to him so he can forward them to Gen. Buhari. Can you imagine talk, i hope GMB refuses to see him.

Eya!!!! Man shot dead by armed robbers in Abuja just 3 days to his wedding

This young man was murdered by arm robbers on his way to Abuja on Monday April 27th, just three days to his traditional wedding and five days to his white wedding which was supposed to be 2nd of May. So sad! His friends sent in the sad news! "We no go see this type for our circumference oo" help me say amin... . and May his soul rest in peace, amen

Tell em: 'Generosity is not by force' - Ali Baba writes

The comedian writes on people constantly asking for help and why it's not compulsory to give. Very interesting! Read below and tell us what y'all think...

The rapper was spotted out in LA yesterday with her underwear showing ... Aunty Linda thinks it's deliberate!! me i think she forgot her belt... lol.. what do y'all think.

Buhari, Osinbajo & a sachet of N35 milo seen having breakfast hmmmm. e be like say Milo and Nestle sing secret endorsement #naplay ooo with SaiBaba

President-elect and his deputy seen having breakfast with a sachet of N35 milo on their table... the man dosen't look like he'll need one billionn naira for food.... and thank God his wifey ain't fat.... lol...

For Those of us hu can barely live without Whatsapp. Thank Heaven we not in Burundi: Burundi Government blocks WhatsApp and Viber access

According to this person from Burundi, the government blocked WhatsApp and Viber access in the country following violent protests over the country's President, Pierre Nkurunziza's decision to run for 3rd term in office. Protesters clashed with police today for a third straight day. The government believes protesters use these apps to engage others and convince them to join the fight... Can u imagine, one of my Friend said... "if the government has the constitutional power... they are free to bann" What nonsense... What happened to freedom of speech and communication... mtchew

ah talk am: Army spokesman says 200 girls rescued today are not Chibok girls!

Chibok girls found? Are these the ONE YEAR lost Chibok girls? Nigerian troops find 200 girls and 93 women in Sambisa Forest

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troops just announced that they have found 200 girls and 93 women in Sambisa Forest, but haven't officially confirmed if the girls found are the same ones who were abducted from their school in Chibok community in April 2014. Hopefully, it's them. And I pray they don’t kill yhis hihg hopes they’ve given us so far, jus like they did with the, * Shakau is dead soap opear and the cease fire move* #justsayin See more tweets after the cut...

Ronaldo could score hat trick playing for Doncaster, unlike Messi - Fergie

Sir Alex Ferguson and Cristiano Ronaldo when he won his first world player of the year.

Former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson believes Cristiano Ronaldo is a better all-round player than Lionel Messi as he could still perform at the highest level while at a smaller club.

Ronaldo and Messi have long been accepted as the world's two best players, having shared between them the Ballon d'Or and its predecessor, the FIFA World Player of the Year, for the past seven years.

Ferguson managed Ronaldo during their time together at United and the 73-year-old explained while on BBC Sport why he thinks the Portugal captain is superior to the Barcelona man.

Morenikeji Afolayan

4 hrs ·

You met and dated a girl when you were in the
university, she was a virgin when you met her,
and you both agreed not to have sex until your
wedding night. The both of you graduated but
were jobless for four years. However, after many
years of suffering, she later secured a job for you
in one big company where you were paid a huge sum of money per month. Things were going well with
you and you finally proposed marriage to her, she
accepted but after few seconds, tears start rolling
down her cheeks. you ask her what the problem
was; she said '' Am sorry love, i am no longer a
virgin i gave my virginity to your boss before he
accepted to employ you in his company. That was
the only condition he gave me before you were
employed or you remain jobless. Assuming you
are this guy, what will be your reaction? And for
the ladies, can you do this for love?

SEE comments after the cut...

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Drama ensued at the Ejigbo Magistrate court in Lagos State today when a self-professed prophet, Destiny Onwudinjo, who is on trial for assault and obtaining money under false pretense suddenly jumped from the dock and ran out of the court today April 28th.

According to PM News, Prophet Onwudinjo was arrested by the police at Shasha Division for brutalizing a commercial motorcycle rider, Chika Izuogu pictured above for refusing to pay him N120,000 for deliverance prayer. Hmmm, are u God's P.A ...lol

ye!!!! my neck!!!!!

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Lol!!! Our very own, or should i say my very own MPH here in NAU a.k.a Unizik makes headline on LIB

Well I was jus doing my normal bizzy body around the blogsphere when iSaw this post on LIB.....

Photos: An overcrowded lecture hall at Nnamdi Azikiwe University

This is a lecture hall at the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka. It's popularly known as MPH. It's overcrowded, people are hanging on window to receive lectures and fans are not working. Some of the students sent the pics in hoping their school will do something about it. .

Now this is definately a Year One class, see dem, see dem, by their dressing u shall knw them, and anybody wey go University must knw how year one class the jam pack na. this class is either a GS(gst) class, or one of those 101 courses like phy101, or mat101 wey all the whole science village children dey full, Choi.... I'll miss this school sha.... Another pic after the cut.

Okay , okay.... am kidding... buh lemme just lea u guyz officially knw that.... i personally think these two pple will end up being the new Jay n Bey... or they won't get married to other people at all.

Well, Insiders swear she's once again creeping around with Chris,, Tis obvious that all the *i understand what Karrunche or crunchy, is passing tru with CB* is Rih's way of clearing her on path to the the CBreezy station. hmmm na wa oooo. i believe una government sha.. fire on!!

From The Sun...

Dear men, which of these three ladies Garrit more?

Continue to see the full pic of the ladies and tell us who you think has the best butt...*wink*.

Twenty-one persons have been killed by men suspected to be insurgents, dressed in military camouflage, in a highway attack in Yobe State.

The 21 persons, according to a

Nemi's TUESDAY: Poetic-prose to; My Eternal Muse!

Staring between the lines of this blank page, all iCan think about is my Eternal muse, I’m mused in a SERENE – obstreperous environment that speaks tranquility. Tranquility that metamorphosis into ecstasy, then love, love, love that grows slowly but surely like a tumor in my heart, it clouds all forms of doubt not leaving one room void. Love for my Eternal muse. MY MUSE IS NOT huMAN, IT IS NEITHER ANGEL nor Mermaid. It is what iNo not, for a man can’t tell what he knows not, but this I can tell, my Muse is a beauty. If I should write

H_e_y_ _y_o_u_,_ _g_o_o_d_ _m_o_r_n_i_n_g_ _t_h_e_r_e_!_ _D_o_ _u knw_ _j_u_s_t_,_ _h_o_w_ _s_p_e_c_t_a_c_u_l_a_r_ _u_ _t_u_r_n_ _o_u_t_ _to_ _be_ _e_r_r_y_ _d_a_y_ _m_o_r_e_?_ _J_u_s_t_ _w_e_n_ _iT_h_i_n_k_ _u_ _can't_ _b_l_o_w_ _m_y_ _m_i_n_d_ _m_o_r_e_ _t_h_a_n_ _t_h_e_ _w_a_y_ _u_ _d_o_i_n_g_ _n_o_w_,_ _u_ _c_o_m_e_ _t_o_ _s_u_r_p_r_i_s_e_ _m_e_!_ _Y_o_u_ _k_n_w_ _w_h_a_t_?_ _i_A_s_k_ _m_y_ _s_e_l_f_,_ _*_w_h_t_ _i_s_ _i_t_ _a_b_o_u_t_ _t_h_i_s_ _g_u_r_l_ _t_h_a_t_ _m_a_k_e_s_ _m_e_ _f_e_e_l_ _t_h_i_s_ _m_u_c_h_ _b_u_t_t_e_r_ _f_l_y_ _i_n_ _m_y_ _t_u_m_m_y_?_?_?_*_ _m_a_y_b_e_ _i_t_'_s_ _u_r_ _v_o_i_c_e_!_

South African President Jacob Zuma got an open letter from a Mozambican writer Mia Couto (left), one of the most prominent writers in Africa, who accused South Africa of Xenophobia. Zuma has responded to the criticism in an open letter of his own, saying that the action of a minority should not be used to stereotype 50 million people. Lemme ask ooo, is writing long open letters a prerequisite of being a President or ex-President, as OBJ'S case may be hmmmmm..... Read it Zuma's open letter below o jare...

It's a social experiment by whatever.com to see how men and women respond to sex from strangers. Last month, a man went to the streets to see how many women will agree to sleep with a random stranger. He asked 100 random women for sex and all 100 women turned him down. Now, guess what happened when a woman went to the streets to ask random men for sex?

Andrea Wendel (pictured above) approached 100 men by directly asking them whether they would follow her home and have sex with her. Out of the 100, guess how many men said yes? 30! 30 men agreed to there and then to follow a woman they have never seen before to her home for sex!

The experiment happened in the US. The clip was uploaded to Youtube and has since gone viral.

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

interpretation: quit acting like u the shit, u ain't shit nigga... at least not yet... *that's how iUnderstood it ooo* how did you?

IF we see true mo talk, e no gea where she fine inside both of the pics sef

Oh you guyz should stop already!

Tuesday, 28 April 2015

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Photos: An overcrowded lecture hall at Nnamdi Azikiwe University

Okay , okay.... am kidding... buh lemme just lea u guyz officially knw that.... i personally think these two pple will end up being the new Jay n Bey... or they won't get married to other people at all.

Dear men, which of these three ladies Garrit more?

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interpretation: quit acting like u the shit, u ain't shit nigga... at least not yet... that's how iUnderstood it ooo how did you?