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Tuesday, 28 April 2015

Ronaldo could score hat trick playing for Doncaster, unlike Messi - Fergie

Sir Alex Ferguson and Cristiano Ronaldo when he won his first world player of the year.

Former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson believes Cristiano Ronaldo is a better all-round player than Lionel Messi as he could still perform at the highest level while at a smaller club.

Ronaldo and Messi have long been accepted as the world's two best players, having shared between them the Ballon d'Or and its predecessor, the FIFA World Player of the Year, for the past seven years.

Ferguson managed Ronaldo during their time together at United and the 73-year-old explained while on BBC Sport why he thinks the Portugal captain is superior to the Barcelona man.

Morenikeji Afolayan

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You met and dated a girl when you were in the
university, she was a virgin when you met her,
and you both agreed not to have sex until your
wedding night. The both of you graduated but
were jobless for four years. However, after many
years of suffering, she later secured a job for you
in one big company where you were paid a huge sum of money per month. Things were going well with
you and you finally proposed marriage to her, she
accepted but after few seconds, tears start rolling
down her cheeks. you ask her what the problem
was; she said '' Am sorry love, i am no longer a
virgin i gave my virginity to your boss before he
accepted to employ you in his company. That was
the only condition he gave me before you were
employed or you remain jobless. Assuming you
are this guy, what will be your reaction? And for
the ladies, can you do this for love?

SEE comments after the cut...

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Drama ensued at the Ejigbo Magistrate court in Lagos State today when a self-professed prophet, Destiny Onwudinjo, who is on trial for assault and obtaining money under false pretense suddenly jumped from the dock and ran out of the court today April 28th.

According to PM News, Prophet Onwudinjo was arrested by the police at Shasha Division for brutalizing a commercial motorcycle rider, Chika Izuogu pictured above for refusing to pay him N120,000 for deliverance prayer. Hmmm, are u God's P.A ...lol

ye!!!! my neck!!!!!

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Lol!!! Our very own, or should i say my very own MPH here in NAU a.k.a Unizik makes headline on LIB

Well I was jus doing my normal bizzy body around the blogsphere when iSaw this post on LIB.....

Photos: An overcrowded lecture hall at Nnamdi Azikiwe University

This is a lecture hall at the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka. It's popularly known as MPH. It's overcrowded, people are hanging on window to receive lectures and fans are not working. Some of the students sent the pics in hoping their school will do something about it. .

Now this is definately a Year One class, see dem, see dem, by their dressing u shall knw them, and anybody wey go University must knw how year one class the jam pack na. this class is either a GS(gst) class, or one of those 101 courses like phy101, or mat101 wey all the whole science village children dey full, Choi.... I'll miss this school sha.... Another pic after the cut.

Okay , okay.... am kidding... buh lemme just lea u guyz officially knw that.... i personally think these two pple will end up being the new Jay n Bey... or they won't get married to other people at all.

Well, Insiders swear she's once again creeping around with Chris,, Tis obvious that all the *i understand what Karrunche or crunchy, is passing tru with CB* is Rih's way of clearing her on path to the the CBreezy station. hmmm na wa oooo. i believe una government sha.. fire on!!

From The Sun...

Dear men, which of these three ladies Garrit more?

Continue to see the full pic of the ladies and tell us who you think has the best butt...*wink*.

Twenty-one persons have been killed by men suspected to be insurgents, dressed in military camouflage, in a highway attack in Yobe State.

The 21 persons, according to a

Nemi's TUESDAY: Poetic-prose to; My Eternal Muse!

Staring between the lines of this blank page, all iCan think about is my Eternal muse, I’m mused in a SERENE – obstreperous environment that speaks tranquility. Tranquility that metamorphosis into ecstasy, then love, love, love that grows slowly but surely like a tumor in my heart, it clouds all forms of doubt not leaving one room void. Love for my Eternal muse. MY MUSE IS NOT huMAN, IT IS NEITHER ANGEL nor Mermaid. It is what iNo not, for a man can’t tell what he knows not, but this I can tell, my Muse is a beauty. If I should write

H_e_y_ _y_o_u_,_ _g_o_o_d_ _m_o_r_n_i_n_g_ _t_h_e_r_e_!_ _D_o_ _u knw_ _j_u_s_t_,_ _h_o_w_ _s_p_e_c_t_a_c_u_l_a_r_ _u_ _t_u_r_n_ _o_u_t_ _to_ _be_ _e_r_r_y_ _d_a_y_ _m_o_r_e_?_ _J_u_s_t_ _w_e_n_ _iT_h_i_n_k_ _u_ _can't_ _b_l_o_w_ _m_y_ _m_i_n_d_ _m_o_r_e_ _t_h_a_n_ _t_h_e_ _w_a_y_ _u_ _d_o_i_n_g_ _n_o_w_,_ _u_ _c_o_m_e_ _t_o_ _s_u_r_p_r_i_s_e_ _m_e_!_ _Y_o_u_ _k_n_w_ _w_h_a_t_?_ _i_A_s_k_ _m_y_ _s_e_l_f_,_ _*_w_h_t_ _i_s_ _i_t_ _a_b_o_u_t_ _t_h_i_s_ _g_u_r_l_ _t_h_a_t_ _m_a_k_e_s_ _m_e_ _f_e_e_l_ _t_h_i_s_ _m_u_c_h_ _b_u_t_t_e_r_ _f_l_y_ _i_n_ _m_y_ _t_u_m_m_y_?_?_?_*_ _m_a_y_b_e_ _i_t_'_s_ _u_r_ _v_o_i_c_e_!_

South African President Jacob Zuma got an open letter from a Mozambican writer Mia Couto (left), one of the most prominent writers in Africa, who accused South Africa of Xenophobia. Zuma has responded to the criticism in an open letter of his own, saying that the action of a minority should not be used to stereotype 50 million people. Lemme ask ooo, is writing long open letters a prerequisite of being a President or ex-President, as OBJ'S case may be hmmmmm..... Read it Zuma's open letter below o jare...

It's a social experiment by whatever.com to see how men and women respond to sex from strangers. Last month, a man went to the streets to see how many women will agree to sleep with a random stranger. He asked 100 random women for sex and all 100 women turned him down. Now, guess what happened when a woman went to the streets to ask random men for sex?

Andrea Wendel (pictured above) approached 100 men by directly asking them whether they would follow her home and have sex with her. Out of the 100, guess how many men said yes? 30! 30 men agreed to there and then to follow a woman they have never seen before to her home for sex!

The experiment happened in the US. The clip was uploaded to Youtube and has since gone viral.

Jona is planning to do in one month, more thsn he did in six years. lol. FG names major streets & roads in Abuja after GEJ, Sambo, Atiku, El Rufai, others

The Minister of the Federal Capital Territory has revealed plans to rename some major streets and road in the FCT after some prominent Nigerians.

In a statement released today April 27th by his spokesperson, Nosike Ogbuenyi, the ministersaid those to be honored with street names include President Jonathan, Vice President Namadi Sambo, former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, former Senate President, late Dr. Chuba Okadigbo, former Speaker of House of Representatives and Katsina State Governor-elect, Hon. Aminu Bello Masari, former Chief Justice of the Federation, Justice Dahiru Musdapha, Business moguls, Femi Otedola, Aliko Dangote and several others.

After nine months of bumping fuck parts and three months of being engaged, fake vampires Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed got married in Malibu, CA yesterday. I hear all you bitter bitches putting your money into the their divorce pool. Put me down for six months.

EXCLUSIVE

Justin Bieber was not welcome at the high school prom he crashed this weekend -- not by the adults, anyway -- because school administrators say he physically shoved his way into the event.

Bieber popped into the Chatsworth Charter High prom for a few minutes on Saturday night at Jim Henson Studios in Hollywood -- and the students LOVED it when JB cruised around the dance floor.

Staff of Africa Independent Television, AIT, have been barred from covering all activities of the President-elect, Gen. Buhari until issues bordering on ethics and standards against them have been addressed. AIT crew members were today escorted out of the Defence House where the president-elect currently resides. He was about to have a meeting with the Cuban and Switzerland ambassadors when the reporters were escorted out. Speaking on the development, the spokesperson of the Buhari campaign organization, Shehu Garba said family and security concerns necessitated it.

"AIT has been asked to step aside based on security and family concerns. In addition, Buhari has decided that they will have to resolve some issues relating to issues of standard and ethics. We will be talking with them to try and resolve the matter, but for now the station has been asked to stay aside because, like I said, there are some family and security concerns.
They have been asked to step down their coverage until we resolve the matter with them on ethics and standards‎. You can quote me that I said that we have asked them to step aside and that we are resolving the the issues of ethics and standards with them.”he said

Go GMB am proud of u son... lol... this is where sitting on the fence pays.. hmmm D'banj u next

Monday, 27 April 2015

Boko Haram is a fraud - Buhari

A statement from Gen Buhari signed by his media aide, Shehu Garba.

"The fraud called Boko Haram can be defeated by denying it a recruitment base," General Buhari told visiting leaders of Nassarawa State who came to congratulate him on his emergence as President-elect. No religion allows for the killing of children in school dormitory, in markets and places of worship. They have nothing to do with religion. They are terrorists and we are going to deal with them as they deal with terrorists anywhere," he announced

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Amber Rose and rapper Machine Gun Kelly are on like Donkey Kong ... because nothing screams "together" like an airport pickup.
Rose met Kelly at baggage claim as he helped himself to handfuls of booty ... so say other disembarking passengers.

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Another HUUUGE boxing role for Jamie Foxx -- 'cause he's just been tapped to sing the National Anthem at the Mayweather vs. Pacquiao fight!

Bruce Jenner Interview Kids Parenting Outtakes

Bruce Jenner‘s older children fully support their father in his transformation, but admitted they resented him during the 1980s as he was figuring himself out.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Jenner shocked America in his 20/20 interview admitting that he was taking hormones as far back as that decade, a time when his biological older children were growing up. (Of his youngest two, Kendall was born in 1995 and Kylie in 1997.)
He told Diane Sawyer, “The big formative years for them, I was really struggling with these issues … I talked to all the boys about this after the fact, that, yeah, I didn’t do a good job — and I apologized to my kids for that.”

In a truly weird turn, Bruce Jenner's sons, along with Kim Kardashian, are warning him to slow down on revealing too much of his journey on reality TV.

Mayweather vs. Pacquiao IT PAYS TO BE MEXICAN Whole Country Gets Fight for Free! LOL

EXCLUSIVE

If you don't wanna pay $100 for the Mayweather vs. Pacquiao fight, ya might wanna head south of the border ... because the entire country of Mexico is getting the fight for FREE!!!
The World Boxing Council tells TMZ Sports ... two major Mexican TV networks have agreed to air the fight, Televisa and Azteca --so if you have a TV, you're good to go.

In an interview with Punch, PDP chieftain, Ebenezer Babatope said former president Obasanjo and incoming president Buhari will eventually fight but Buhari will prove to be a formidable opponent. When asked what he foresaw of Buhari and Obasanjo's relationship, Babatope replied;

Many of them who are jumping up and down now will know better when Buhari must have finished dealing with them. Buhari is a Fulani man from Daura. The northern agenda to get rid of southern leadership started in the 2011 elections. Obasanjo had his reasons. He supported Jonathan to succeed Yar’Adua and he was the same person that said Jonathan should go. As an individual, he has his rights. I am told he has been given three ministerial slots. It could be more than that, so let him go ahead but it does not stop Obasanjo tomorrow to take his biro to wipe Buhari clean and clear but the difference is that when he is fighting Buhari, he will be fighting a different kind of opponent. Buhari is a Fulani; I keep on saying that and they are very rugged and tactical in their approach to power. It is going to be an interesting fight but it is going to come.
We in the PDP are waiting because we are returning to power in 2019 and luckily for us, we are going to bring out a candidate from the North to face Buhari. Some in the APC have been deceiving themselves that Buhari is not going to run for a second term. They say he’s going to do a term and I laugh at them. If God gives Buhari strength and power and I wish him that, he is going to run for a second term and we will pitch a Hausa/Fulani against him.

Lol. Man dressed as Jesus carrying a cross runs in London Marathon

Someone posted this pic on instagram yesterday saying they spotted a man in the London Marathon dressed as Jesus - on the cross. The man was later identified as Makoto Takeuchi from Japanese rock band The Chambers Flag. He thought running as Jesus would be cool and didn't bother wearing shoes because according to him, 'Jesus didn’t wear any.

US Daily Beast comes for Tinubu in new article, calls him 'Heroin Kingpin'

US Daily Beast profiled APC leader Bola Tinubu in an article titled 'Nigeria's Next Leader's Ties to a Heroin Ring' where they described Tinubu as a 'heroin kingpin'. Tinubu will not like this. Read below

General Muhammed Buhari’s political partner is a former bagman for two heroin traffickers. But that’s just business as usual in Nigeria. Nigeria’s election last month was celebrated as an unlikely victory for democracy in an African country with a tenuous record of free and fair representation. But the man most responsible for midwifing General Muhammed Buhari’s ballot triumph over current President Jonathan has a spotty CV.

Former Lagos provincial governor Bola Tinubu, affectionately nicknamed the Jagaban, is today seen as a shrewd if not “deeply Machiavellian” Svengali in Nigeria’s politics as well as the architect of a hugely successful anti-corruption platform. But 20 years ago he had to forfeit nearly half a million dollars to the U.S. Treasury Department after being named as an accomplice in a white heroin-trafficking and money-laundering ring that stretched from West Africa to the U.S. Midwest.

Jennifer Lopez STILL GOT IT . . . Even Though She’s In Her MID FORTIES . . . She STILL Looks Better Than KIM KARDASHIAN!!!

JLO u garrit

Jennifer posted this pic on Instagram yesterday. Ain't she still a BADT ASS CHICALA?

jus checking something out

It might take you a while to work out what is actually happening in these photos

When you look at these photos, what do you think is going on? It's a little confusing at first, right? Well, let me explain. Vanessa and Melanie are lesbian partners. Last year, Vanessa (with the long hair) was pregnant with the couple's first child. The couple celebrated with the photo on the left.

Then fast forward to 2015 and Melanie (in low cut) is the one now pregnant with the couple's second child. The couple took a similar picture (on the right) with the son they welcomed last year sitting on the floor playing with sand. They shared the photos on Facebook and it went viral. Continue...

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Brad Pitt's face is indestructible -- a fact whoever (or whatever) hit Brad should have known before attempting to disfigure the American girl's dream.lol My Guess is, Angelina during a fight for pomo or the last slice of the pizza, or not.

Billionaire Folorunsho Alakija meets world renowned pastor, Joel Osteen

Alakija iKnow, Joel Osteen??? will check him on wiki later, buh check out these coll pics first, #MoneyMoney

Billionaire oil magnate, Mrs Folorunsho Alakija met with world renowned pastor, Joel Osteen in the US recently. Another photo of Mrs Alakija with Joel's mum, Mrs Dodie Osteen, after the cut...

So Are We All Gonna Try And PRETEND . . . That Model TYRA BANKS . . . Ain’t Just Get A FACELIFT . . . Look At The BEFORE And AFTER Pics!!

April 27, 2015: Tyra hosted the Daytime Emmy's yesterday. She showed off a new hairstyle . . . and a NEW FACE too. She clearly had some MAJOR work done on her face. It looks like CHEEK implants and a FACE LIFT to us.

Nollywood actress Uru Eke looked like something out of Hollywood in new promo pics she just released. See more photos after the cut...

Madonna tried to holla at a hot shirtless male model -- who's 33 years younger than her -- but proving she' still got game ... we found out the guy's willing to give her a ride!

MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Wayne Vs Young Thug Battle TURNS VIOLENT . . . Thugs Atlanta Goons Allegedly SHOOT UP Lil Wayne’s TOUR BUS!!!

The Hip Hop BEEF between rapper Young Thug and Lil Wayne, may have looked INNOCENT - but last night it reportedly took a DEADLY TURN.

20 year old Christien Sechrist from Houston posted this photo of his new tattoo - which is the face of his newborn baby boy named Perseus - on his Facebook page and got dragged by people who found it both hilarious and stupid. No one thought it was adorable.

Ariana Grande, My Bizarre Obsessed Fan Won't Go Away!

Okay, First of all, I LIKE BigSean ooooo, buh the nigga is a fool for letting this kind fine Mami go. However, Ariana has bigger fish to fry obviously,
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MTO GRAPHIC PICS: Miley Cyrus TWERKED TOO HARD On Stage . . . And Her STUFF POPPED OUT!! (It Kinda Looks Like She Did The KYLIE LIP Challenge . . . On Her MONKEY)

Miley Cyrus has gone from a CUTE ratchet to just a NASTY RATCHET. At her concert a few days ago, she twerked her MONKEY loose .

The rapper was spotted at the airport with her weave or make-up...and almost didn't look like her. See more photos after the cut...

Ondo Commissioner for Agriculture appointed new deputy governor

4/27/2015

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are NOT ready to divorce ... in fact, they're secretly talking.
Sources connected to both Khloe and Lamar tell TMZ, the 2 of them are not romantic and are not talking reconciliation, but they don't want to close the door on the marriage either. That explains why Khloe's divorce has been laying dormant in the courts for more than a year ... the judge has even said if she doesn't s*** or get off the pot, he'll dismiss it.
Our Lamar sources says there's bad blood on both sides. It's not as if he's begging her to reconcile ... he feels betrayed by Khloe as well. The Lamar sources say she's told him he has to make some sort of "grand gesture" before they can go the next step, and so far he's not willing to do it.

Oh Snap! 1 0F of the Most Perfectly Timed Images

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Well, Jasper’s family and friends always call him a dickhead and now we know why. This has got to be one of the most perfectly timed images ever, and even though you know what it really is, every time you look you see “IT” all over again

THE £400m SKY MANSION - This Boeing 747 has luxury bedrooms, restaurant & VIP room {PHOTOS}

A massive Boeing 747 that carries over 600 passengers as a commercial plane was converted into a home for a mystery billionaire. The custom-built plane comes complete with bedrooms with eight full beds, multiple lounges, a state room and an onboard restaurant. It cost the billionaire owner £400million for it to be customized to his taste and took over three years to be achieved.

See the amazing photos below...

On her show on Thursday, a day before Bruce Jenner's blockbuster interview with Diane Sawyer aired, opinionated talkshow host, WendyWilliams slammed Bruce Jenner for living a lie for 65 years.

"If this wasn’t an obligation due to my career, I wouldn’t watch" Wendy said of the upcoming show "I feel duped by Bruce… I don’t feel duped because he’s turning into a woman. I feel duped because he’s the same fame whore as the rest of the family. Bruce has a daughter who is 17, involved with a 25 year old father of one. And she's a high school drop out and she's messing with her face and her boobs, and her behind, way to early in life. Bruce has bigger fish to fry than turning into Belinda. He should have thought about [transitioning] before he had all the kids… Belinda, shame on you!"

THE STORY BEHIND THE BOOK

The Story Behind the Book

Both my grandfathers were interesting men, both born in the early 1900s in British-controlled Igbo land, both determined to educate their children, both with a keen sense of humor, both proud. I know this from stories I have been told. Eight years before I was born, they died in Biafra as refugees after fleeing hometowns that had fallen to federal troops. I grew up in the shadow of Biafra. I grew up hearing ‘before the war’ and ‘after the war’ stories; it was as if the war had somehow divided the memories of my family. I have always wanted to write about Biafra—not only to honor my grandfathers, but also to honor the collective memory of an entire nation. Writing Half of a Yellow Sun has been my re-imagining of something I did not experience but whose legacy I carry. It is also, I hope, my tribute to love: the unreasonable, resilient thing that holds people together and makes us human.

Q & A with the Author

Q: What led you to write a book about the Nigeria-Biafra war?

I wrote this novel because I wanted to write about love and war,

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's third novel, Americanah is the story of two Nigerian émigrés who love and lose each other across continents and years. It is a book about leaving, and loneliness and the intersection between class and race, all of which makes it sound rather hard work – unjustly so. It is a book about hair: straight versus afro; and discreet tensions, not just between white Americans and Nigerian immigrants, but between Africans and African Americans, between the light- and dark-skinned, between new and established immigrants, and its frankness – in particular on the subject of gender – has upset some people. "I knew that was coming," says Adichie. "I can't write a book like that and then go, 'Oh my God, they're upset.' But my intention wasn't to upset." She smiles. "It's just that I'm willing to if that's what it takes to write the book."

Tuesday, 28 April 2015

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Photos: An overcrowded lecture hall at Nnamdi Azikiwe University

Okay , okay.... am kidding... buh lemme just lea u guyz officially knw that.... i personally think these two pple will end up being the new Jay n Bey... or they won't get married to other people at all.

Dear men, which of these three ladies Garrit more?

EXCLUSIVE

Monday, 27 April 2015

Boko Haram is a fraud - Buhari

4/27/2015

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