Sunday, 21 June 2015

6 Ways to Know that the plate of beans u are eating ws cooked by ME!!!



(1) There must be at least 4pieces of stones inside each plate!!! Pls don't blame me, blame the pple wey plant the beans!!! Abi na. Stone and beans dem dey plant ni join the beans? Y must stone be too mch inside???!! E tire me sef ooo! 

(2) Somethng must pass something, either! Water will be too much, or oil will be too much! Or salt! Something must pass somethig! Be on the look out!and try to get use to *EAT* Eh hen!

(3)I don't cook my beans with crayfish, I have a, no crayfish policy! Personally I don't see the reason y ishuld cook beans with crayfish ,,, e no make any diffrence taste, without crayfish, the food tastes d same nd reduces my stress! So no complain if u no taste crayfish! For y*all crayfish lovers

(4) Eh fourth one is! The plate of beans must be small! Because I succeed in choping half of the entire food inside pot b4 food reach ground! Don't blame me blame Hunger!

(5)My beans is always soft!! Always always grandpa????!! Always,! U knw y? Becos!! I always forget am cooking, wen ever am cooking beans!

(6) Lastly!!!! If u are eating my plate of beans!!! U must purge afterwards! That's my trademark, If u no purge, iSwear no be me cook that beans! The only person that will eat beans wey iCook nd not Purge is ME!!! 
End ov story!...

Signed MrChinyere.. Number one beans cook(er)! Lol thaknkYou... So contact me if u want my beans cooking services at ur events, weddings and all what not!

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