By Kingsley my G

TO BE A MAN U NEED TO POSSESS ALL THIS ATTRIBUTES....
TRUST: giving out ur only 10million naira as loan without any document or written note to a stranger...(Na NYSC u be? Now Your Suffering Continue).
HOPE: plugging ur phone on light hoping 4 nepa to bring light and u knw say dem dey on strike...ur phone go talk.. O ma se oo.
PATIENCE: using a candle to roast yam...(My dear ur death go slow cos of hunger).
BRAVERY: fighting 10 guys(cultist) over ur babe bcos dem slap am.. ( Shey na jumong u be?)
PEACE: if dem slap u 4 ur right cheek just turn 2 d left simultaneously.......(If u no buy aboniki na u sabi)
FOOLISHNESS: ur car brake no good and u knw. Bt u still dey drive 240Km/H for 3rd mainland bridge...(Dem no tel u say general hospital don dey reject people?)
FATE: wen wolf dey pursue u 4 dream and u wake up to see say lion don dey prepare to use u do breakfast...( Wat a twisted fate)
LOVE: giving ur babe the only parachute left in d plane wen its abt to crash and praying for an angel to com and cari u down...( Even God go wonder who create u)
HATE: wen a guy wan toast u and u slap am, insult am, then u pour am hot water.. Come reply YES......( Dat relationship na hours E go last)
FAITH: u no get certificate even 4 pry sch and u wan apply as an engineer for NNPC or CHEVRON....(Na witchcraft u use bath?)
WICKEDNESS: after reading all this tin I suffer compose una no laugh......( If GOD no judge U.... WHO WILL?)
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this is just somethin iWrote

Omo e don tey wey iBlog, as e nor gea wetin iWan dey doo na... Make I ku ku blog... mrJournal... I've starved u abi?... Kia no vex nor be my fault... It is lack of wetin to write,,, am not saying my life is not intresting oo, or there are not intresting things happening in my life right now oo, buh to write bout them has proven to be a problem... That's my problem wif keeping journals... It is too demanding especially when it is a blog like this where pple come and read away them worries to laughter... Am nt saying am !basket mouth! Type of funny oo..m buh my writing skills r kinda good... Which counts for something shea? Okay iAlready feel like am blowing my trumpet too much already$$$ back to what happened in my life ..tday and other days... Am let's see, iMade a record today of hihfest number of toasting.. Today... Jus today iChyked almost ten-15. Unizik year one gurls today... And when iSay toast... iDidn't jus talk to dem oo.. ICollected numbers too... iMight even publish some numbers sef.. Will that make sense?.... Lemme think about it... But in all my escapades... Only one gurl.. Was able to catch my fancy(not like she planned to) buh she was the only one iReally was speechless around... She amongs dem all was the only gurl dat gave me a glimpse of...*iFit date this gurl sha ooo* dis gurl am talking bout is nt a fresher, she actually looked like one buh she isn't... She is a 3year student... Pretty as fuck... Talk dark skinned.... And smart.. Because amongst all the gurls iChyked today... No one of the gave me their digits at first try... The had to make me ask over and over again b4 they game me... A lot of sweet - smart ass funny talk was involve b4 iGot to get ant number.. Buh for this gurl.. All the smart.. Funny talk.. Did nt work... Wetin iNo talk she did not still bulge... Omo men.. No be small thing oo... Buh a brother will not fee up..± u knw y? BecAsue.. #iWant the love... And am givin everything iHave to get it.. If e no work iGo tell una.. And cry as well when iTell.. For de main time iFeel better.. Thank u God

ImLeaving... DunnnoWhen I'lll be back again

My good pple of Lasgidi "am leaving eh hen" probably might not comme back. Till iGradge... iMight come back b4... iReally dunno... Buh something I'll like to point out is this,,, iEnjoyd my stay here in Lag... It was cool , fun. Filled and adventurous... And iHave pple to thank for it... Pplee like... My one and only Moms' dats' probably never going to read my Blog?... Someone like Segun, dat was alway a pin in the ass... Buh thanks to him amusing a B5 at a very cheap rate....(That the only reason iMade sure u got a good BB too...) My man 25... All. My Okoko boy to don ja.... When dem hear the name 25.... 25... iHail ooo... Udey among the pple wey make this my holiday dope small... And iKnow say u gea beta phone.. Buh some one or two pple read this ish... E. Must reach ur ear.....Endurance... U Too much... IBK....thanks mon .... Ur hand was made for holding clippers and giviing boys this kind of BadAss hair style am wearing.... Not for fightin... Inugo? Thank u too.... My mon Kingsely(can't belive iJus called u my mon) well u be mu man sha... Thanks man..(For. Wetin oooo*thinking*) Ha.... For letting my dislocate my ankle on sevral occasions when ever iCome play ball for NewTrafford...(Ur compound)... MFM youth assembly(They probably might not see this too)... Thanks for making. Me feel @home in my NewChurch... SunnyJapan... Keep doin what u r doing.... Eloho... iSee u... UG ...Guzman... inor fit sing song make iKnw call una name na.... To all the gurl wey iStart. Parol for their head wey iKno. Finish... #WeShallMeet Agaain.... Jus stay as fine... And to all my noewly wedded gurl friends... Chisom and Co. (Don't worry they will not see it)... iJust might miss u... X0X0 -CiD. Awka, wait for "C".... Lastly to all "inthe FriendsWorld La Familia" ....let my phone rest na!!!!

e don tey sha

New messag..e... Hi all wats apining..m me? Am very well oo... Jus wanted to say hi(to) all and sundry reading this blog.. Evenn @tymes when iDon't ppost any thing.. Tis not like tis my fault ooo. Buh the circumstance here in Lagos had proven very challenging... Buh by the special grace of God... We will swing back into full action... iHave things to write abot... Tons of the.m a whole lot happened during my stay in Lasgidi... ..m yas! iRemember typing something.. To share wif u guyz when ever I gea the. Tyme to do so.m x0Xo