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Hurray hurray... www.mrchinyeresjournal.blodspot.com MrChinyere'sJournal... Jus hit the 1000 mark of pageviews... Feels good to knw pple actually read what u write.. #Thank y*all

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The problem of not being able to comment.. Has being rectified... Am very happpy to gee u guyz da news... So ur various views and comments will be wwell appreciated

Yay.... Baraka de Sallah

Tis baraka dey sallah sha... Jus wanna wish my peaceful muslim fwends a very joyous sallah, o jare... This is my fav part of having a muslim fwend... You jus go frm house to house and eat as much meat and pepper rice, as ur belle and mouth(teeth) can handle... Segun...mapoly-ite... Na ur house sure pass ooo, idon see ram wey u. Dey use do dp, for watsapp, buh no kam sha... Make we dey look... Peace is beutifil ain't it? When It's time to celebrate wif my Muslim padis... We'll do so together, not knwing fully well what it is we are really celebrating because.. Their Sallah too plenty... It's hard to keep up... Some time.. These their numerous Sallah celebrations in one year the make me feel like iGo like convert...(Wink).. Buh the good thing is that... Be You Chistain or Muslim... We still fwends.. And if iDecide to celebrate something u really don't knw much of... Ur job is to be happy for me as ur fwend... As far as u r not celebrating the death of my Mum... Lol... iLove all my fwends... Regadless of religion... iF iOpenly say... iHate someone... It's definately not bcos of religion,,, probably for something more or less than religion... Buh definitely not for religion... Once Again...Baraka. De. Sallah. X0X0...CiD

Composed by Kingsley... my Padi

HATERS...
I don't av time for u bcos ur madness is temporarily horizontal to the canceric axis of ur diagonal foolishness and now it is equivalent to a permanent dislocation of ur brain fatique making u default/handicap/physically challenged/imbecile to human race. Now tru the help of a formulative propaganda we arrived at a simultaneous solutuion to summarize ur career of disability to a cure suitable to a monkeylized fugitive then we inserminated an ebolaic syrup and supprisenly u foolishly adapted to it and bcame paralympic and uncircumsize goat prepared for slaughter.. u are nothing bt an acrobatic ape, mentally retarded dog, disabled fowl, rejected and denounced rat,staphilococated chimpazie and an organic/structural/natural and derived owl. My haters take this...

Get Published on mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com

Good morning MrJournal... Sorry not writung u as often as iUsed to.. iJus don't feel very. Wonderful bout writing, now adays.. iGuess iLost my muse.. And Mojo... Hope to gea dem back... Very soon, buh b4 den... iAsked. A few friends to help out with write ups of their own... Ffun write ups ooo... For y'all that will like to. Join the school... This is how it works... Basically, u can write up about ur day... With funny and. Readable happenings that won't bore reader... And it shuld'nt be too. Longz.. Cause length scares reader away.. iKnww bcos iget scared of reading any write up that's too long.. So... Wen u write... Send it to... Chukschinyere@gmail.com or 08104838865 on Watapp, or 3315B86D on BBM or Chinyere Chukuemeka Ugochukwu. Or. @iCID30 on twitter... Follow me and I'll ff back... Den we can trade massages... Hope to here from u.. Buh right now iGive u Kingsley... And his. Lil something he wrote to another fwend call "SAS" with an O... Enjoy..

GoodMorning MrJournal

Good morning MrJournal... My night was good alright, iHope urs was beta... IJus wanyed to say hi... And discuss a lil bout what am thinking bout rai now, like... INeed more publicity... Yeaop... Really don knw hw to publisize this my blog thing sha.. Okay back to the issue of the day... Hw today wna be na... Like this gon, if iSee any body wey fit find me 3k like dis iGo happy oo, iSwear... iReally need someone to help so dat iCan help a fwend out..7 because they say a fwend in need is a friend sha... Pple iDon't want to turn my blog into a begging money for site... So I'm basically jus putting it out there... For anybody to u knw? And probably help... About wha iWas typing yesterday... For y'all that were curious to knw wha happened I'll let y'all knw,,, iFeel like iWanna apologies for not post any of my fun write ups... For the last 26hours.... Am not in the zone yet o jare... Don't worry when iPost somethang fin and worth reading... I'm sure to let y'all knw.

What Happened!

MrJournal... iWas away for nearly aMonth... And a ton. Of thing went down.. Yeap... Many many thing happened, many of which iCan't write all about... So wha am gonna do is write about the most interesting, and other related issues... Best news of the the past year was dat, one of my cousins gave birth to a bouncing babyy Boy... Chai!!! If u see thies boy... UGo. Trip... The young man too fine, am starting to think dat the young man took his good looks frm me..m yes.. Me... Because if u look at it verry well, his father is a wor wor man and the mother jus fine small... So am thinking, am his closest relative that can possibly be resposible for that handsome-ness,, this lil boy was given birth to on the 14 of Sept 2014... And iSingle. Handedly named him Lewis... iCall him MrLew some of the tyme, too...and the boy dey eat!!! Buh wetin iUse like am be say.. I'm nor dey cry anyhow.. Except wen im dey hungry... Dat's d only time u'll hear his cry voice..* taking a long look at this very lil creation of God on the day of his birth..m iFelt Love... There and then iWas absolutely convinced that iWas capable to love... Because the feeling iGot holding that lil cute boy, who will start forming BigBoy for me in the near future, made me feel nostalgic about the future(sue me) remembering how iHad to pray the toughest prayer of my life on the morning of this lil guyz' birthday... Here is the full story... His mom *Aunty Onyiyechi, came to spend the remaining of her pregnancy time with my mom @our house so. Dat when her water finally breaks, my mom wwill be close enuf to help her offload MrLew frm. Her Uterus, Good plan abi?... And for some of y'all that don't knw.. My mom is a Nurse... A verry good one... She is undisputedly among the best 50nusres in Nigeria and she has help many women give birth to their babies at there houses... No b one, no be two... As a matter of fact.. My Kid sis..#Esther was given birth to at home with jus my mom as the owner of the Uterus and my Dad(that dosen't knw shit medcine) as the doctor...(Sorry iForgot the chemist part, Neva mind)... So as iWas sayin my SweetSuperNurseMoM has a verry verrry impressive. Record of helping women put to bed in theie houses... So u might be asking what went wrong.. Y did Aunty Onyi have to go the the hospital to get her stomach torn open to bring MrLew Out... Well I'll tell... Lemme jus publish this one first... iKnw before iRead anythinf on line iCheck the the length, so iDon wanna lea the length scare y'all ... CiD.

BeingLongYouSaw Me

Hi... My pple... Good morning... Jus incase you r reading this at any other time. Of the day, iJus wanted to say dat iTyped dis on a sunday morning, when iWas supposed to be. Getting. Prepared for church... SCarp that,,, iJust wanted to tell u that am honoured to actually be in the worst praise night ever... Yap.. Am here sorrry there right|no..ww... Then again maybe it's not the worst praise nite ever.. Maybe it's just the worst independence praise night ever... 30Sept2014/01Oct2014... Shi... iAm lost... Buh the lil light in the tunnel is. Dat there is dis fine gurl sitted just behind me... And iThink iKnw her frm b4 ... So startong a conversation won't be hard.. G2g...Buh I'll BRB... Wen eva am oppurtuned to pulish dis on the blog... iHope it still will be. News... Hey am partially bac'..k I'll like to dance ooo.. Like #shoki wicked type of dance thayt will scatter the whole place... Buh the guy singing... Is not. Gingering me like dat... And when he manages to sing a good a song, iDiscoerver dat singing is noh the problem buh the instrumentalist are jus wack jare... G2G... I'll brb... Are u fucking kidding me?... Jus when iWanted to start my #Ahhhhh #Shoki... Them kon kill de song... Tis nor good ooo... BRB... By the way happy day Nigeria... 00:48... iLoveNigeria.