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 Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert
Einstein (1872).
2) He who says nothing last forever has
never tried
Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904).
3) He who fully unwraps a sharwama
completely
before eating it cannot keep a secret -
Abraham
Lincoln (1864).
4) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from
pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is
not afraid of
anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).
5) Anyone who thinks he has many
enemies has never
been with a mountain of fire member -
William
Shakespeare (1788).
6) Anyone who graduated without
experiencing strike
probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord
Lugard
(1904).
7) He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice
has trust
issues - Alexander the III 1709).
8) He who refuses to classify Agege bread
n Akara as a
type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther
king Jnr
(1931).
9) Any man who drinks alomo bitters
without
squeezing his face, is capable of
murder....obasanjo
(1999)
10) Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're
poor, but
allowing the garri to swell-up before
drinking is
Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).
11) He who runs around looking for
scissors to cut
indomie seasoning sachets is not yet
hungry- (Sir Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)
12) Nigeria was never on the map when
God said LET
THERE BE LIGHT - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
13) No mata how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook
yam. - Buhari (1983)
14) Anyone that reads this without
laughing, that
person is looking for a job (Lord Lugard
1914
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