it's fucking hard to comment

Some pple were complaing that they couldn't comment.... For starters, that's google's fault... It's their blogger.com that's causing it... Secondly don't forget this is my journal... And lastly... Jus gee me time to get to a desktop browser when am in Lag, rhing will get better.

Hey, Working to make the blog finer sha.... What iEnter Lag... Shit will get easier.

If You are not losing friends, then you are not growing.

"If You are not losing friends, then you are not growing." MrJournal, iDon't knw hw true the above statement is, but what iKnw for sure is dis, iam not one to keep a very long list of friends, it's more like when me and you are no longer in the same geo-politcal zone,,, or in the same planet... Well dats when contacting each other starts getting cold..m dis might be a bad haibt... Some thing my bestie from secondary school (jide) complains about... And some times iTry to help the situation by calling and chatting more often... Buh it's not jus me... I and Jay still are good friends oo(or so iThink) buh calling and chatting almost everyday like pple dating reallt does not sit well, wif me... Buh that dosen't change the fact that iLove my friends... (Not as much as iLove my pretty lil sis though)... Buh iStill love emm very much... U knw when things like watsapp and fb, is erry where... It's now easier to keep in touch, and grow up witout losing friends, first it wad Habib hu started BMC class of 2010, and now MissRachel invites me to Career class room of 2010... iReally fill honoured by their thoughts and gestures... As a matter of fact... It was kingsley that started this watsapp room thing first if u ask me... With friends world, (kings not the most reasonable guy in the world) (buh he's still a good cool fella... Deep down inside).... Lol... So iFeel happily nostalgic when ever am around my hommies frm way back. Just a few days ago, Obidi's set, class of 2014 english language and literature, Unizik... Wrote their final exams..m which basically meant... They were graduates(in the absence of any carryovers)... They we very happy, pop wine and pure water all over the place... And the gurls screaming like a mad man was fucking them crazy... In the midst of all those craze.. iAnd most of my 300level classmates were taken by thoughts, of hw this time next year, "it would be us" and then it will be all ovet, coz no matter hw u look at it... The day u write ur last degree exam is the last day u'll see all yuh classmates(both the ones you love and hate) together in one place... Under no circumstance will y'all ever gather together complete in one place again... If u doubt me... Lemme ask u, since ur secondary school graduation party, have u ever seen all ur class mates, or half all ur classmates all in one place... Even in the so called watsapp chat room, we all don't come up at the same time.. Dis is wha am saying... Everybody goes own, doing them self... Making money, falling in love, duping someone, or getting duped, some of us a getting married while some are getting knocked up.. iAin't judging... Am jus saying we all do ourselves.. Differently.... Which makes me kinda scared of graduating... Because that might probably the last time I'll see char..m or talk to her... Ogunbona... Will no longer be my guy..m he'll be someone iWent to school wit... And all these got me thinking... When in life do we have friend forever?.... Yes! When do we have friends forever... I've got an answer.... U knw what journal? I think my niggas frm okoko will be my friends for ever(after much thought) thing is iDont get to choose, buh those guyz... Guzman, UG, MrLiberrty, MrZing... , Mattew, Kings,,, Abbey, Chukwuma.. They are there... Always... When we go out and do us out side.. We still come back to the hood... As much as iMight hate to edit the lis a little iDont have thet right... iLoveMyNiggas..... #PlsNote.... iDidn't plan any of this... iJus wrote as it came.... If iDidn't mention year name... Then u not on the list. *wink*

#GoodMorning

Hi Journal? Before iSay goodmorning, iJus want to tell u dat.... "This pple wey act 24 season9 good die...." iDobale for the movie. So to the matters of today, #what are dey sef... #TGIsarturday... #EplDay... Everton vs Chelsea... Etoo and Lukaku, so am wishing all everton fans a good match... #Don't av muxh to say$$$ when iDo I'll say... #GoodMorning

make iWrite moore o jare

hNow, iThink am in the mood to write more... Let me tell u abt ths problem iAv with gurls... The name of this problem is... ... .. Em,... Em, it is called e...mmmmmmmMmmmmmm... #MONEY!!!! Yes... Money, my biggest problem wif gals is money. #LetmeExplain.... It's not like spending for a gurl is wrong ooo, as a matter of fact... Nothing makes me feel more manly (outside the bedroom) than whan iAsk a bitch ...#WetinYouWanBuy.... Yes tell me anuthing u want. Those phrases can not be said without the backing on money, ketesh, paper, doe, baa, ego, chau-Chua and money by ur side... So if I say my biggest problem wit gurls is money... Am nt saying it because they ask too much, (some of them do sha) buh am saying it because "iAin't gat money"... As Charity will say, "am always a broke, infact am a #Broker," am rite now a broke ass,... iTell everybody that cares to hear, that, it is goo that God dosen't answer prayers as quikly and as often as we pray dem, because if he does, iFor don die since, because na every time iDey pray dis prayer "oluwa make iDie b4 iGo broke"... And since last year wey dat particular song come out, I've gone broke severally, almost as much as I've drawn breath. Okay back to gurl talk, girls don't ask for money from me ooo, buh if u collect a gals number or pin... And u guyz catt, IM, amd talk on the phone, very soon, it will get ti the stage wher e u'll have to buy here shawama, or book a face2face meeting @Destiny'sPot or Nourisha... And my brother, na. Money kill am, even the gals wey go come ur house on first invite, u'll have to buy her lacasera att least, unless u wicked like my nigga MrZing(Baddoest).... So when it comes to that spending money part, na that place my fuel dey always finish for pursuing of woman, buh mrjournal .... If na to go collect woman number, stage one, which iAlso call the startup... iBe pro for that one, buh ... U knw the rest. Dat not with standing... Am ready to go all out dis tyme... I Want The Love!!!!!! iDont want it when am dead... If u can't gee me now don't worry abt geeing me latter/tomorrow. And love is a beutiful thing,, iOften envy couples that iThink has good love between them, and they flaunt it... Peeps like Kim and Yee... #Kimye, or Jay and Bey... Our own 2Fcae and Annie(Tunnie).... Even Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie(brangelina).. U see, couples dat make sense... Not pple that has so much love between them, every body knws dat they love each other, and they will do so for ever, buh the only people hu seem to be oblivious of thaat fact are them both.. Eg ChrisBrown and Rihanna,(Brihanna) or our very own iphone/mamacita and the 4ever love of her life AmaZingZing... Aka Ifunaya and Amazing(una name sef no get contability)... Which shows ur uniqueness... Lol... MrJournal.. Let me rest dis finger small o jare, seem me wey dey drink panadol for another pple headache when iGet belle pain.... Na only God if do that kind miracle oo...... X0X0 gossiple girl.... Lol #Toomuch film wacthing

Don't Get it twisted love is a Beutiful thing... And iWant to fall recklessly in lone with some one.!

Hi MrJournal, I'm jus here sitting on the floor pressing the keypads of the phone as fast as possible, and @the same time, trying to think about what to write. By this time yesterday iWas sitting on this same spot, or a little futher away frm this same spot, listing to the a midnight show called " the talk with Vanessa on Dream92.5fm" they were talking about how love makes people do stupid, stupid, unbelievably stupid thing... Buh dats not whay concerns #MyFather sha... All iKnw for sure is #iWanna fall in love... Journal, can u imagine, the presenter play one very romantic heart touching poem during the course of the show, that drew some tears out my eyes... Can u belive that??? A whole me cry because of one small gurlie poem... iSwear iReally surprised my self that yesterday... Moreover, iCouldn't write you yesterday because iWass all preparing for MrAfamEzeakwu's exam, which was smashing by the way, thanks for asking... In fact it got to a point in the exam where iCouldn't spell "Alcohol" correctly.... After several trails to spell it at the bottom of my QP iEnded up spellin "acohol" ...Lol can u beat that??? Dat not with standing the exam was almost the best exam of the semeaster ... My last exam comes up on the 3rd, s/o to my language "seniors" that made it to final year before me..... #WeComeing next week. Ok, back to sober reflections, iMiss those days when, iWas convinced that iActyally like/love a girl and that the feelin was reciprocal... Tru tru, many bitches like Lee nd Vee are real shit eater, that makes me feel like girls are all selfish bitches that deserve no form of trust and empathy what so ever, buh dats not treu, am sure there are still girls that can really love and cherish a guy as much as the guy loves them... And that type of gurl whoe is not afriand to fuck in the back of a church, or or in the best suite of Eko hotel, a gurl that let's yuh knw, genuienly that u are wasting ur time chyking her or, she gives u a very good green light when u getting thing right... This type of gurl makes u work hard, buh not too hard that u'll wanna run away... iCan go on to describe. This type of gurl, buh the problem is that am feeling sleepy already... So what am saying is dat, I've decided not to be careful. Wit my heart again... iWant to fall recklessly and hopelessly in love wit some one that love me as much if not more.... #Capish. remember, iDidn't edit this... X0X0

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 Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert
Einstein (1872).
2) He who says nothing last forever has
never tried
Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904).
3) He who fully unwraps a sharwama
completely
before eating it cannot keep a secret -
Abraham
Lincoln (1864).
4) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from
pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is
not afraid of
anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).
5) Anyone who thinks he has many
enemies has never
been with a mountain of fire member -
William
Shakespeare (1788).
6) Anyone who graduated without
experiencing strike
probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord
Lugard
(1904).
7) He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice
has trust
issues - Alexander the III 1709).
8) He who refuses to classify Agege bread
n Akara as a
type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther
king Jnr
(1931).
9) Any man who drinks alomo bitters
without
squeezing his face, is capable of
murder....obasanjo
(1999)
10) Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're
poor, but
allowing the garri to swell-up before
drinking is
Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).
11) He who runs around looking for
scissors to cut
indomie seasoning sachets is not yet
hungry- (Sir Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)
12) Nigeria was never on the map when
God said LET
THERE BE LIGHT - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
13) No mata how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook
yam. - Buhari (1983)
14) Anyone that reads this without
laughing, that
person is looking for a job (Lord Lugard
1914
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28th of *august 2014

Good evening MrJournal, am sorry my piss took such a long time..... Shit like dat happens, vuh am hee now.... So chill and hear me. Em!!! My day was quite the opposite of ysterday.. Because iSlept all tru the night and woke up by say 9:30... And I've jus being oing three things so far.... Reading, trying to sleep with no succes and.... Watching supesports... Okay.... over to telllin yuh abut Char... Em don't get any ideas oo, Cah is a gOod friend, more like my bext friend in Unizik... My unizik version of ifunaya.. And she reall pretty, buh not my type of girl... Because. She's not sexyy.. Charity she's is the real defination of not sexxy, actually if u type "not sexxy on google" char's I'd will pop up.... Buh she's pretty facially.... And iWonder what, type of girl dosen't wea trousers, eh??? Char dosen't ever wear trouser... MrJournal, don't jugde my lack o fashion sense oo, buh it hard to be sexxy wit wearing so certain things... Buh apart. Frm her unsexxyness, she a good gurl... A very good gurl.. Maybe too good, and she's in my class my level..... Wetin iWan write agaon abt her ooo, em she my school mama, and the has anothe school mother who is my school grandma...s/o to jessika #JSK... Signming out... Thanks iPhone for letting me use ur bold5... ..... BRB

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27th August 2014, my exam

hDearJournal, tday was kinda bad, worse than yesterday joor, in yesterday's case someone came to my rescue in the exam hall, buh today.... It was virtually bad for every body... One girl was crying sef after the exam... And the worst part is dat it was just a forty minutes exam... See wat happend, AmericanLiterature is a very wide course, pple spen four years to study english literature, so useing just above 2months to study american literature admist other things a nigga has to do, is very unrealistic, one has to study both the poetry and prose and essay parts of it... iKnw am kinda boring u sha, buh basically, ti was hard... The hardest subjective exam I've had to write in my entire life, this one na... If u no knw am, u no knw be dat... Buh the lil light in the tunnel is that the lecture, Dr Chike Okoye gave us an opportunity to save our asses frm a carry via a 30marks taje home quiz #yaay, so by Gods Grace no carry over... For dat one... This na third year oo. Any added carryover na wahala ooo. #Almost in finals... God na ur hand iDey oo... MrJournal Brb... Make iPiss first.

WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF

DearJournal, iWas the above question sevral times while iWas wacthing MTVbase, and it got me thinking... #Whatamimadeof? Well? iThink am made of ambition!!!! And #dreams, #BigDreams and #Love or shuld iSay Hunger for love... Something like that... Hey Journal.. IKve not forgotten the promise iMade abt telling yuh abt Charity and hw my day and exam went as well.... iJust wanna ad that, some pple were complaining abt my mis-spellings and grammatical errors in my subsequent posts,... Pls bear wif me... iDont edit after iType... Besides am not doing the type for marks or maoney, am jus saying wat's in my mind as they come. So editing my already typed thought will be un-real... So plese MrJournal as u read my letter to u, use ur discretion to feel in the blanks, #yadig? (y);)

Please Don't Jugde me! okay?

Hey hey to all that might at any time check into this blog, I'll like to make something known, this blog is a personal journal of Mr Chinyere Chukwuemeka Ugochukwu, so it is kind of a privacy infringement on your part to even read my journal. Buh den agin If u choose not to read then, u'll be kind of missing out on all the fun my crazy boring fun filled life has to offer. Furthermore I'll like to make one more thing clear, am not one to judge pple, iTalk about other pple buh judgeing them is very wrong, because where iStand is quite diffrent from where they stand, #WhyAm iSaying this? ...because iexcepct y'all not to jugde my thoughts... And doings.. Buh ur humble unjugdemental opinions is much accepted... Furthermore what so ever post about my day to day activities henceforth will be addressed to MrJournal or DearDairy... Make iGo baff go sch.... Can't wait to tell charity abt my new blog..... MrJournal, u don't knw Char?.... When iCome back frm Sch I'll tell yuh many about her.

OPEN myBlog Sha!

Starting a blog can be quite easy sha! buh keeping it intresting is the hard part, just noticed dat i'Ve already had 30something hits nd still counting,,,, iWill throw a. party for the for the 47th person to check mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com ...lol... Okay to the issusrs of today, iAm sitting at home(my dorm room) here pressing phone, blogging when am supposed to be reading for Eng364(american literature)... God help me.... Then again, why am iSuppose to be reading abt american literature dat will not add anything buh a grade to my life... Well, iAm not blaming anybody abt the fucked up educational system in Naija sha... Okay back to me... My yesterday was almost a disaster, in the eam hall, buh God sent me a saviour in the person of Ogo, a classmate who was a very good friend back in year1 buh nt dat close again... That not withsatnding. She can to my rescue that yesterday... She virtually wrote all the exam for me, normally am not one that disturbs my class mates in the exam hall... Buh dis girl didn't av a problem wif answering all my questions.. Thanks ogo.... Thenb again iStarted this blog yesterday, so my yesterday got a lot better.... A lot happened yesterday too.... MrJournal I'll tell yuh more.

ok ladies and gents>>>let it go into time that thia is the first post am making on my blog>>>>>>> mr name  is MrChinyere wlecome.