Sunday, 6 September 2015

I'll rather chill with 1 of You than 10s of thems

  Am at that point in my life when I need you. When iNeed you to be my friend. At that point when iReallyy need you to be my best friend. Cuddle and kiss me. Am lonely and the rain is making the weather too cold and almost unbearable... I need u here so that we can do some bad things together. Those bad things God said we should not do till we get married.. I will reall love ur help in doing some, jus a little some of those bad things. I can do em alone.. That why iNeed ur help..... Coz u are my Number one Helper... I need u to sweet t talk me into sleep and tell me "Day2 will be better than what you Want it to be" jus wen I need to hear it. Trust me we all need this shit. If you haven't gotten to that point yet... U will. And if u've passed this point I'm at right now. You'd know WTF am blab-ing about.
 I need someone I can tell erry and any thing. I need u to be her.... Coz I want her to be a *HER*... Hu better her than u. I need u to listen to me, not to judge a nigga eRRy damn time, ya digg... I need u to jus listen and be objective to erry shit iSay. Am Not saying u won't get the chance to judge me ooo... U will, buh I want to be sure that wen ever u do, u'll be lenient and make me feel Loved all the way tru ur Judgment and my sentencing.
  I knw u might not really understand what I jus said in the first two paragraphs. Buh if u did... If u manage to understand... Me wen no one those... Like in this case of my blab-ing. Then Ts u I need. Ts u iWant to hang out with all day, and not feel bored. Ts u iWanna chat with using the non-verbal language me and u invented for just me and u. U is the one I want to do all the crazy stuff I want to do with. Ts iWant to pray with... Go to Church with. Get f**king high with, f*** all day with.... Fight and make up with. Make babies with... Make money with... Talk about Day1 and Day1s with... Love and Adore.. Ts u I wantt to do that shit To... Ts only u iWant to propose marriage to. With both my knees on the ground and the *Will You Marry a dough bag Like Me* question in flashing lights, on a Big bill board.. On the lightened night in the streets of Lagos or Dubai or Somalia... Or any of ur Fav cites in the world.
  Hello, if u fit into all the categories and u want to do all these dumb ass fun filled shit with me.. Den I guess ts u iWill call Wife someday.... Hello wife jus wanted to tell u that iMiss u now.. I feel like f**king u from today till my last day...* erm ts not my fault the weather is fucking cold*.. I feel like loving u, bathing with u... Finding ur trouble(this part is very important) and adoring u from today... Buh no wahala sha.... As e be say u no dey around now.. I'll wait.. As my Nigga CEK will say... I'll hold on and hold out... iPray u good.. iHope I've not met u yet.. Buh den again I'm hoping U iss hu I think U is... Any ways. Jus dey well... Lastly I hope no nigga in the whole world treats u half as well as iWould... Coz if anybody makes u feel more loved and adored more than iWould... Den this whole write up is a Farce... And that shit is fuckked up.. I will Love you my Niggaret, from the day I start to the Day one of Us dies..,.. Can't wait to meet u face to face. *smiles* buh for the main time. I guess I'll av to do other pple. A nigga can't survive this cold alone ooo... Jus wanted yuh to knw that "I'll rather chill with 1 of You. Than 10s of thems"

                                Mr Chinyere47 XXXXVii (your husband sneh)