Probaly the last of me this month, #Enjoy 09 Sept 2014

MrChinyere'sJournal has not enjoyed a lot of view today.... Something that's unusual, iMust say.. Maybe because iDidnt post much or any thing today... Okay evening evrybody, the no_posting situation might linger longer than y*all think... Buh the good news is I'll be en route Lagos by the early hours of tomorrow. So, technically , iShould be in Lagos during the later hours of tday.. Am very excited about going back home after almost a year away from my mom's food and my lil sister slaps.. And the quarrels wit my big brothers for wearing their cloths and not washing em, or wearing their slippers... And making it too big for them to wear, aving it that my legs are almost twice the sizes of any of them... I'll really br be happy to see my Jbro ifeanyi... Wondering hw tall he might be now... Truth be told iHave countless expectations for this my Lagos movement.. Mr Liberrtty na ur side iDey ooo base on jabing thins.... Did to do some lil hustling, so dat iGo use Q10 when d tin still dey reign, no be to go buy am five years time wen d phone don cheap pass Bold2... Hahahah... Okay... iAlmost above all is looking forward to seeing the very beautiful Nancy Nelson in flesh and blood for the first time.. Someone iLike to call Nans, Dem my Niggas wey still dey hood the flex/hustle...Kings, Segun, Mattew, no worry your boy dey show soon... E don tay wey person play ball o... Sure say iNo go faint if iTry to play ball so?.... To all my peeps here in Awka.... Em em em... iCant remember anybody ooo.... Okay iPhone,,, (let me write ur real name so dat pple will knw am talking bout u) IFUNAYA I'll miss u sha... All those our Therapist-Patient psychology sessions under da ur yellow umbrella.. iAssure u.. It will be missed... And be sure that I'll gee u back ur 1k iBorrowed, sooon or on your wedding day... Dat is if u marry Amazing,,, ha MrZing,,, eiyah, iHear yuh story ooo. Say MissVee use ur heart mob their dirty kitchen floor.. #choi #God dey sha... Take heart inugo? No wonder anytime we dey talk for fone, u dey kinda sound like person wey cry dey hungry, kia... U r a man,, nofin de paa o jare.. MissVee's loss... Em one and only Senate... Our able Treasurer of the NAU(nnamdi azikiwe university) S.U.G my padi, u saved a life by the help u rendered me tday... Oluwa go bless u more... I promise not to diss_appoint u... Well well well... For all those wey dey ask me to buy dem something on my way back to Lag... Em this is wah will happen eh? Try trek from Okoko to Ore to Buy banana.. And see hw it is... #Gerrrout!!!!!! My people... MrJournal that will be all for now! Lo ruko Jesu... E go beta... X0X0 #SureBoi *fly*MrChinyere-CiD. CEO #O.B.E

You are on Your Own?

Hey, peeps. I've always wanted to write about how we are supposed to live our lives, iWas going to leave this topic for a more significant day, buh listening to D'prince's #OYO track over and over again, got me thinking... And muses started flowing. My people... Pls don't feel compiled to believe or to take in to consideration, what ever u are about to read right now, this is jus my humble fucked up opinion... And am sharing it because writing is fun.

Then again... I've changes my mind... Typing is a whole shit of hark work something am in no mood to undertake jus yet... Buh be rest assured when am in an a very good state of mind to write something as serious as what am about to write... I'll brocast it like fertiliser on a bare land... Talk to you guyz late-aaaa

Goood Sunday Morning MrJournal and y*all 07 Sept 2014, "@RealTalkKim: Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God!!"

Hey, today is sunday and iJus wanna thank Baba God for love... iPromise non of those personal talk about my other life is going to vome up today... Today is as holy as it gets... You see even useing dem foul word are prohibited, okay iSaw something on twitter daa I'll like to share, from the stables of "@RealTalkKim: Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God!!" And that's true iThank God for evry evry, not letting me catch HIV or gono... Wit all my irresponsible flingings... That has stopped... IAlso thank him for u guyz.,, iDunno y am thanking him on ur behalf when this life is #OYO basis, buh iDo thank him for u guyz... U knw somethings iHaye the fact dat am growing up.. U knw... For those that don't knw, I'll be twenty by december... Yay!!! (U thought iWas older?) Hell no, sorry Heavens No... Like rught now iLove to think of my self as a teenager, because the thought of being twenty 20years old creeps the fuck out of me... Very soon by 21 I'll be a graduate and every body will be looking up to me for one shit or the otheer.. Oops I used sshit.. Am sorry..., and its a very big burden when people start lookin up to u... The chances of faliure increases., one part of me tells me iCant nake it, that after school I'll be a disappointment to my folks and those iWas ahead of will inevitably catch up wif me or pass me.... Buh then again... During the short time iHad to think and type the above thoughts, God has assured me once again that his thought towards me is of good and not of ebola or any evil like that... iDont knw if u hear those voices of encouragement in ur head's mind, buh iDo... And they are all great.. So Thank You God for Thinking of Me and Everybody else iLove... Today is Suday and in the spirit of Sunday iSay iLove you all. iHope iDidn't drop a bomb Shell with my age ish.. It's true am still very young,,, hope iCould be young for ever. "What will we be without our secrets"

(Time) to (sleep)

EveryBody body.. Am going to sleep right now... See y*all when iSee y'all. MrJournal... Sleep well.

#OYO

U wanna knw more abt me?... The owner of this blog?... Check my facebook profile chinyere chukwuemeka ugochukwu... Send a friend request and I'll accept... My google+ account won't help cause iHave'nt really gotten the hang og it... Buh iKnw hw to use twitter! #ff @iCID30. #OYO

Don't get it twisted

Don't get it twisted, am not vanessa on dreams fm or toke makinwa that gives relationship advice or shit like dat iJus wanna chat... Am jus a regular person like u... Probably more regular dan u. can give wha idon't have

Call me

Since iCan't sleep and some of y'all can't sleep tooo. U can call me on my cell 08104838865 let's chat... u can ask me any thing I'll try to answer.. mmm mmm see me dey gee out my number for my blog like say iBe celeb... No ooo, iNot forming celeb ooo, am bored can't sleep u bored can't sleep?.. U on MTN iPluse u have up to 100naira airtime on ur phone? Holla me mrchinyere at 08104838865 let's chat.

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0806 055 08347 somebodies number iDon't wanna forget... And iStill don wanna store iOn ma phone... So MrJournal.. Safe guard this number for me. Lee

19+ ya dig?

Hi journal... Truth is, iDidn't think I'll be writing u till tomorrow when iWake up, buh if u think abt wha iThought abt u'll wanna write or tell someone u knw, okay don't jugde me u hear... This is wat iWas thinking abt, #PUSSY yes... I chinyere blah blah balh was thinking abt the vagina of a female homosapeans..(Hope iGot the spelling correctly) in the most on Unthinkable mannner... And the shit gets me fucking pissed off... IWanna ask every chick reading, why is is dat not one of all the pussies I've had is clean shaved? YeS that's my problem.

What Happened inCalabar 06 Sept 2014

My people. Hw una dey o jare... Don't get too excited abt the title of this post ooo, iKnw come here to do any thing close to a sports analysis... Buh for those wey no watch the match, your God has made ur day better than mine for not seeing such a nonsense football playing, buh for those wey watch the match like me... Well am soli(sorry) u can't un-watch the match ooo, make we take heart... If for say na master league na, we for go back to #TopMenu buh am sorry we can't, hey hey... At least we av a group of #MongoParks to blame this failure on yes... Those foolish pot bellies in the NFF glass house... Even if iDont totally agree, they we're the cause of this failure... Eh hen,,, #DoroBucci. Ah donDoro-congo... Lol, but am most disappointed that Emenike did not get to beat one of those Congolise players your holding Salami afta he scored Nigeria's second goal... Buh am happy for the Salsmi guy sha... Scoring on his debut #iGuess?... Em buh seriously... So if Eyeama nor dey our post go turn to basket eh kwa? Ahmed Musa... U no try oo, u for like slap that referee na.. Em... For the rest of this shit wey happen to today... It has gone ahead show me that if iDon't stop watching football soon, iMight sure  GET a heart failure or gain a BP problem... Jus imagine one person supporting Nigeria's Super Eagles and Arsenal FC, at the same time.. Guy na die be dat na? Wetin sef... As a matter of fact... iWill start small by small to detach my sef frm watching football... Starting frm nt watching any #Afcon Qualifiers again.. Till January... O maka ndum... Guys am out see yuh guyz later. Frm ur boy MrINVINCIBLE. #CiD always X0X0.

#GoodMorning 06 Sept 2014

Hi Jouurnaaal!good morning/noon... Hw u doing, fine iGuess. Me? Am good kinda, my day has pretty much jus started, there a'int much to write bout it though? Except u wannna hear all about how iDanced to D'princes #OyO song... Fresh tune from DonbabaJay. Incase u've bt heard d song, try www.tooxclusive.com ... I'll be back in the evening to talk about all type of shit... Till the iLove buh u r #OYO lol X0X0 #C

Money and Love sha!..... Money is the oil dat lubricates the Love machine.

MrJournal, this is what iBelive in short... There are things that cannot be bought with money, something like that feeling you get when u walking hand in hand wit ur spouse slowly along the road. Or that feeling u get when she jus lays on ur chest, playing wit the hair on ur chest wit out saying nothing,,,, or is it when u guyz get high/wasted/stoned together? Or when u she friws egg for u almost naked wearing nothing but ur t-shirt, or when you and ur spouse are in the company of friends buh still talk to each otheer wit ur eyes... Hmmmm romantic huh? iCan go on and on abt things dat money can't buy... Oi! Wait... If u wannna get cloud9 high wit ur chick/dude... U can't be able to buy the weed with ur teeth na?(Exxcuse my Nigerian English )... Seriously, walking hand in hand wit ur chick is super romantic, buh picture walking hand in hand wit her on the beaches of palms island dubai, or one of the beaches in LA , Carlifonia... Of on the streets of Beverly Hills... U knw.. This is the very height of romance... Money can NOT buy love, buh Money sure makes it more enjoyable, ya dig?... That y iPity any rich guy dats spends so much on a chick hope to make her love him... Quote me any where, the only person that deserves wicked spending on, is ur bae/babe/wife...girlfriend... Etc... Dat gurl wey don gree for u, is the gurl dat deserves the world... Am ready to buy u all dat my money can buy... Dats for dat my ideal gurl dat doesn't see me as her StanbicIBTC ATM, truly, iReally don't have any problem on spending on a chick... Cause for me... U can have love witout money, buh no matter hw sweet dat love might be, it will definitely sweeter when money is introduced to the mix. Hear word, Money is the oil dat lubricates the Love machine. X0X0, MrChinyereCiD.

TGIF 05 Sept 2014

Hey, MrJournal hw u doing? Me? Am fucking good, am really doing fine except for this migraine and lil fever that's abt to come on me, iFeel like malaria is abt to manifest in my life, buh am afriad sickness will have to wait till iGet to Lag, where MrsChinyere can flood my body system wif injection liquid, aside dat.. iRebuke any form of sickness in my my life amen....      



U knw what? iLied abt being fine, as a matter of fact., am everything but fine. Am not well. Right now... I'll love nothing than to be in Lagos, cause am fucking tired of this bush town...m every thing abt this fucked up town pisses the living day light out of me. Most especially Unizik... Puhhleeeeeezee don't get me started wit freaking fucking Unizik... ISo much hate the fucking school, iAlso hating the song that am listing to write now... #Colombo by HarrySongz.... Seriously... iam freaking tired of every thing... Jus so confused sha... *taking a deep breath*

Okay... Its good that iGot that shit out of me... iHad unprotected sex again three days ago, for the third time dis year.. And iHave promised my self not only to not have unprotected sex again? Buh I'll neva fuck another gal iDon't have feelings for... Coz the last gal kept feeling like I'll neva call her again afteer she gave me... And she was right... iSucceeded in convincing her otherwise, now iFeel like the worst person in the world... How do iExpect God to send me the right chick if I keepin lying to other gals dat iLove em jus to get into their pants... I'm sorry if u don't like what u reading? Buh iWrite what iFeel... So if yuh don't like! Scoot.... Back to the matter... Thje gals name is blessin... (With one dot) dats hw iStored her name on ma phone... The chick is not fine sha, buh she's got a hot body... (What attracted me in the first place) we met tday and iFucked her the next day she came around my place.. She's got dis fake British accent... As much as iFind british accents sexy... She on the other habd jus blew the whole Brits accent ish wit her veery incorrect Grammar... Buh non of those concerned me coz iWasa all for the pussy, that was more hairy than any thing I've seen... Babe.... Y don't u shave na.... Ur pussy is more hair than my dick for goodness sakes, #choi..... And to make matters worse.. Her pussy smells like fish... Ewww, (hw did iSmell her pussy?) Good question, thank u for that wonderful question, for d record? IDidnt eat her, buh iMistakingly smelt my hand after iIntruded the privacy of her pussy wit ma fingers... Ha... MrJournal... Dis pussy was smelling like a dead cat fish... Super ewww. And the sex! Of course it was terrible! iDidn't get to cum... As u knw... It takes me close to 7minutes to cum @first... Ya dig... Buh iWasn't feeling this one @all, and the chick complained that my dick was infringing wit d roof of her pussy, so iBacked of... Technically, blessing is now my babe... Judgeing frm d events of Monday... Buh right in my heart am a single mother fucker waiting to fall in love wif a very good bad gurl. So finally this my new *gurl fwend* has being calling me incessantly today, and iDon't have the guts to pick.... Buh seriously wha am going to di is break the bad new to her silently in the best possible way. Don't worry abt wha am writing here, she won't see it... God pls forgive ur boy... Tis not really my fault, it's this new hair style... #PDJM and #IWJY CiD loves u... X0X0.

04 Sept 2014

Hi Journal, I'm rellt not in the mood to write much, jus wanted to say hi, and jus basically tell u dat I didn't abandon u, puhleeeeze bear wit me... Tot u shuld knw dat I'm jus coming out of the bathroom *baffloom* as they call it here in Awka... Yep, iKnw u askin y I'm still in awka after I've finished my exams... Well for a number of reasons I'll not be entering Gidi any time soon... #Money follow cause am sef, pls including the fact that my BigBro C-CuBe will be write his final degree exam on thee 12th... And I'll like to pour him some liquid, u knw na.... Basically everything cool... For those dat are disappointed posting fun stuFf like iPromised... Abeg make una gea small patience... When iDo make dope posts... I'll publicise it all over fb, twitter and watsapp... Until den... Be good, be you... There are 7.246billion people in the world buh there is only one #You. #BeYou X0X0 #CiD

03 Sept 2014

Hi jouranl, long time... Whw u dey? Jus wanted to tell u dat am verry happy today... Am officially a final year student... Hope shit gets easier frm here on.. iWrote my last exam today... 362 African Poetry, the exam was good too... And today was fun filled all the way.. Poured pure water on some final year students that wrote their last paper today,.. Did iTell u iWas looking smoking hot today.. Yes... iWas many pple complimented me on my new hair style... Thanks to my barber mech-NewLook he did the magic... Have a lot to tell u MrJournal... iBumed into Lee today @BusStand sef... And she was all gloomy... I'll tell u all about it later... And there al so a new gurl in the picture sef(someone I'll like to discard from the picture as soon as possible) lastly, iAnd Char went pants shopping... iHeard they call it "steppings" come later in the evening I'll blog about all, stay......... Wit me.... MrChinyere-CiD. X0X0

WHat HAppened in MyDay!

Hi MrJournal sorry for not talking to yuh, for like two days?... Em let's see, what happend so far... Well many things... Many many thing.. Like iHad a pretty good new hair cut, which fecthed me sex wit a gal iJus might the day before... Unprotected... Ewww. God please for give me I'll not do sex unprotected again. Okidoki, let's go into the deets, em iWent MecheNew look's shop, the best baber iKnw.. And after a few arguments wit him and explanation on the type of hair style iWanted, he started... Barbing... Normally we don't argue abt hair styles, buh dis tyme iWanted to change my look a lil bit, for the gals in Lagos, as it is that I'll be travelling soon.. Meche spent like two hours on my head which was worth every single moment... After going under the clipper, iCame out of the saloon looking freasher than ever b4... iMust warn u, if u a gal, and u really don't wanna leave ur bf for me, the u should avoid me when ever iGet a new hair cut.... Rite now, all my old female friends around where iStay are all trying to to famz wif the boy..m #JusSayin,..............*Dull face* knw wah, iFeel bored and dull, and iFeel like this my blue modd is infecting this dtory am abt to tell yuh... So lemme jus change the topic... Jus incase ur ears were standing to hear my story, not too wrry, I'll tell it some other time.. Uhear?... mrchinyeresjournal.blogspot.com can boost of over 300pageviews and up to 150regular readers... A fleet am very happy about... Jus wanna say something, iKnw this blogginf ish gees pple money, buh me on the other hand am not really (verry verry verry)interested in the monmey the blog might bring or myte not bring... Nt like if it doea, I'll not grab it wit both hands and shoot the other person trying to struggle for the money wif me, buh making money out ze blog is nt number one on the list... iJus like to see page views increase... The 29th of August recorded the largest pageviews in one day... With 136pageviews... And the 26th of August recorded the start of the blog... Am happy that u checking my blog and reading abt my fucked up life... So iF u fancy this blogging ish, and u wanna open ur blof, first u'll av to open a gmail account(if u already av one) you go to blogger.com and follow the instructions. Tis easier. Than openning an fb account. G2G, av got my last exam on thursday(thor's day) and loads of assigment papers to turn in... Love u guyz... Plenty.. See y'all latter... Till den be, loving, be ambitious, be foolish, be weird... Above all, Be nobody else.